[VIP AID REQUESTED]How to make my site VIP QUALITY[HELP] (24)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-26 15:31 [Del]

So I just created a new message board, and my goal is to make it truly VIP QUALITY. As such, I decided the best idea for help would be to come here, to ask for tips on making my board reach the level of QUALITY that SAOVQ has. Please, VIPPER-sama, I beg of you, help me in my quest!

2 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-26 15:37 [Del]

more furry cat balls are needed. Because have you seen those cute things??! they're adorable.

3 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-26 18:11 [Del]

( ß ƒŽß) Make a mittens board!

4 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-26 18:49 [Del]

>>3
I can't promise you that, but I can give all the VIPPERS a place to call their own:
http://71chan.co.cc/scgi-bin/vip/index.html

5 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-29 18:05 [Del]

Ugh... I had to clear off the VIP board after one of my less-than-VIP-QUALITY friends decided to spam it... Let's try this again, mmkay? /vip/ is now operational on 71chan, let's try to get some real quality going there.

6 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-29 18:44 [Del]

I posted a BUN. Thats all you deserve.

7 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-29 20:41 [Del]

>>5
Why are you bothering making this? I don't really get it. SAoVP is already a VIP quality image board...

8 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-29 20:58 [Del]

>>7
It's part of my GRAND MASTER PLAN to introduce quality into regions of the Internet that have not known it before.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-29 21:01 [Del]

>>8
There is no quality other than here.
Anywhere else, it is sham-quality.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-29 21:07 [Del]

Still needs mittens.

11 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-29 21:41 [Del]

>>7
What the hell is this 'SAoVP' and why do you keep talking about it I am curious now.

12 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-29 21:46 [Del]

13 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-30 08:08 [Del]

>>6
I would like to express my gratitude to my good friend VIPPER for his gracious gift of a BU~N.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-30 18:11 [Del]

>>13
Stop bumping this DQN thread.

There is no VIP QUALITY to be found.

15 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-30 19:06 [Del]

>>14
Fine, I'll sage, but that's exactly the reason I made this thread: to add some quality to my message board as part of a GRAND MASTER PLAN. You see, so many Internet users are left out in the cold without the mittens of VIP QUALITY to keep their hands and hearts warm. And while the majority of them would ignore the QUALITY (because there are so many with QUALITY in neither their hearts nor their souls who benefit from the lack, and some who see the QUALITY, imported from 2ch as so much of it is, to be something foreign and therefore inferior), there are those among them whose souls could be recognized as those of VIPPER-kind. It is for these few, these happy few, that I work. I am not, of course, going to dilute the QUALITY pool; rather, I am merely going to give a choice to those worthy (as determined by my own judgment and, more importantly, current standards of VIP QUALITY): to remain in their own part of the Internet, above the others but starving for QUALITY, or to gain the QUALITY on my board that they have been lacking for so long. Inevitably the majority, indeed the vast majority, will choose the DQN and below, because being fools by nature they can never become VIP. But if even one of these few learns to feel tanasinn, or to rejoice in mittens as we do, or to understand as far as his mind can comprehend the Godlike status of lumberjacks, that is, if even one becomes a true VIPPER, then I have succeeded in my mission.

16 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-31 13:31 [Del]

>>15
There are enough crappy fulfilling VIP boards on the internet.

Yours is the worst.

17 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-31 16:55 [Del]

>>16
Well, what other plan do you suggest to try to expose some others to QUALITY without endangering SAOVQ (which as we all know is the center of all QUALITY on the English-speaking Internet) or diluting the QUALITY pool with excessive idiots like you'd currently find on 4chan's /b/? And if you think mine is the worst, you've never seen sparky4's shitty attempt...

18 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-31 17:17 [Del]

>>17
Hey that's not funny my brother died that way.
Also, sparky4's one is at least a semi-hit with DQN, unlike yours which isn't hitting any chords anywhere.

ENJOY YOUR STAY IN THE TANASINN CHAMBER, AND TELL NEWS4VIP.US I SAID HI.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-31 18:01 [Del]

>>18
You know, you're probably right. I apologize for my foolishness and resolve to do better in the future. But what to do now (apart from deleting my /vip/ board, which I just did)?

20 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-03 21:23 [Del]

>>19
Don't think. Feel.

21 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-03 21:59 [Del]

>>19
What >>20-san said.
Also: Don't give up hope! Though SAoVQ is merrily centralized now, you may be able to provide a future rendezvous point should those god damn Pringlestinians and Coreans attack again!

22 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-03 22:29 [Del]

>>19
Find a niche and stick with it.
People will come, the people will come.

23 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-03 23:37 [Del]

Instead of making a new textboard just popularize this: http://71chan.co.cc/sparky4/up/. There isn't a real 2ch-type upload service for English speakers other than your site. Maybe just change the text to English?

24 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-05 12:41 [Del]

>>23
That sounds like a pretty good idea, making the uploader the centerpiece of 71chan (also following >>22's advice to find my niche). Also what >>20 said, I'll certainly do that. Though I will, at least for now, keep the imageboards that I already have, but unless the growing community (OK, more like the two or three spammers, OH WAIT THEY'RE BANNED) demand a new board I won't add one.

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