"Don't think, feel"
"If you are reading this, you are reading this."
"Nice shirt"
T-shirt
"Employed, educated, and trained."
"T-shirt irony is dead"
"I frequent a website called Secret Areas of VIP Quality"
"Poop"
"FUCK ME"
"Bitches don't know bout the irony of this"
"My secretions are VIP QUALITY"
"Carries out and is w~"
""
"I hate myself and I want to die (because its winter)"
"Butts"
"Para-Para Dancing Queen"
"My shirt says WHAT in English?"
"I am a beautiful unique snowflake"
"EXPERT T-SHIRT WEARER"
"T-shirt deleted by user."
'Ceci n'est pas une T-Shirt
"If you are reading this then you are already dead."
"There is a radio transmitter in my tooth."
"Anyways, shirt viewer, please listen to me. That it's really related to this shirt.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, shirt viewer, should just stick with today's special."
>>27
I would have it tattooed to my skin in the form of a t-shirt so only the light of a blazing laser could sear it from my flesh.
>>34
I didn't actually Jisaku jien that attention, although that may be the case. If not (・з・)-chan should definitely consider it, if a new batch of stuff is produced. Please typeset it nicely and you got a customer.
If that shirt was produced, and sold from this site with "VIP" written on the back, I would glady purchase the shirt and wear it with pride. It wouldn't matter to me that others wouldn't understand the message on the shirt. I would be glad knowing that my shirt gave a message that I am, in fact, a VIP.
>>37
I remember somebody on /a/ made a MARIMITE shirt a long time ago.
Oh hell.
I would buy a shirt based off >>27-san's wonderful kopipe as well.
$15?
"I have sex with my hand"
"When I'm moving my legs around I'm masturbating"
"Comic Sans", set in Helvetica or "Helvetica", set in Arial.
I'd punch my grandma for a Tanasinn shirt.
I'd punch my grandma, if I had health insurance for my fist that covered casket-related injuries.
"Future Darwin Award winner"
"JEWS"
A picture of three Kaguyas stacked on top of each other with the text:
NEET on top of NEET on top of NEET
"VIPSTYLE CIRCA 2007"
all vintage style
"excuse me may i pass through here" or Dark Ritual
Dark Ritual on the front, Katto Dark Ritual on the back.
"My other t-shirt is socially inept."
"PRETTY COOL" or "This shirt is pretty NEET"
"THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE"
"NO EXCEPTIONS"
GET MONEY
GET ACCESS
"i'm with stupid" but the arrow points forwards instead of to the side