"Don't think, feel"
"If you are reading this, you are reading this."
"Nice shirt"
T-shirt
"Employed, educated, and trained."
"T-shirt irony is dead"
"I frequent a website called Secret Areas of VIP Quality"
"Poop"
"FUCK ME"
"Bitches don't know bout the irony of this"
"My secretions are VIP QUALITY"
"Carries out and is w~"
""
"I hate myself and I want to die (because its winter)"
"Butts"
"Para-Para Dancing Queen"
"My shirt says WHAT in English?"
"I am a beautiful unique snowflake"
"EXPERT T-SHIRT WEARER"
"T-shirt deleted by user."
'Ceci n'est pas une T-Shirt
"If you are reading this then you are already dead."
"There is a radio transmitter in my tooth."