[SHOW ME] KIKKOMAN! [SHOYU] (226)

1 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-13 21:18 [Del]

          / ̄ヽ
         /⌒⌒⌒ヽ/|
       ⊂| ◎     ‖  Have you been using
         ヽ  ゚∀゚丿\|     your soy sauce, VIPPERs?
          __ 〃ヽ〈_ 
      γ´⌒´-−ヾvーヽ⌒ (⌒),
     /⌒  ィ    /\  )ノ ~.レ-r┐
    /    ノ^ 、  | 萬 |  ノ__ | .| ト、:,,
    !  ,,,ノ(    \〈 ̄   `-Lλ_レ \,
    .|   <_ \ヘ、,, __.,  ̄`ー‐---‐    ヽ,,
     |ヽ_/\ )ゝ、__, 、_ア          \
     | ヽ、___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈            "-.,
    |   〈J .〉、| 亀 |, |             ゝ
    .|   /"" | 甲 |: |               ミ
     |   レ  :| 男 .| リ               "-:,,
     |   /  ノ|__| |                  "-:,,
     .|  | ,, ソ  ヽ  )                ,,,-ー"
     | .,ゝ   )  イ ヽ ノ             ,,,-ー"
     .| y `レl   〈´  リ          ,,,-ー"
      | /   ノ   |   |    / """"
      l ̄ ̄/   l ̄ ̄|  ,,,-
       〉 〈 `ー-ー-|   |-ー"
      /  ::|    (_   \
     (__ノ      \___)

37 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-18 22:11 [Del]

It all started back in my late teens.
Back in Saitama, I was VIPPING like the rest
of you happily with my good friend Suman.
My parents were out at a dinner party.



How do we look from back here?              
        v     
        /⌒ヽ    /⌒ヽ
        ヽ゚∀゚ 丿   (´Д`;) < Why haven't I been properly introduced?
      /⌒'   ~ `) /⌒'   ~ `) 
      (___く ノ | イ (___く ノ | イ
      ヽ,_'ァ   , .| ヽ,_'ァ   , .|
       ノヽ ._λ_ )  ノヽ ._λ_ )
       ./  ノ|  ノ  /   ノ|  ノ
       ( -く  |ー( .( -く  |ー(
        \ └,.| .) \ └,.| .)
         ,┘/ (__)   ,┘/ (__)

38 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-18 22:20 [Del]

Suddenly, I received word that both
of my parents died after eating fish
that was tainted with flesh-eating bacteria.




・・・



         / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
        /            \                 
       /              \   
      |                |
.      |                 |
      |                  |
     |     __        __    |
     |    /。 ヽ_ヽv /: /。ヽ  ::::::|
     |  / ̄ ̄√___丶  ̄ ̄\  ::::|  
  /  .| .:::::::::: / / tーーー|ヽ     ..::::: ::|   MY PARENTS ARE
      | .:::::.  ..: | ヽ|        ::|   DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
      | :::    | |⊂ニヽ| !      :::::| \
  / /| :    | |  |:::T::::|       .::| \ \\
  / /\:    ト--^^^^^┤      丿 \\\ \\\



They could have been saved if they poured soy sauce on their fish.

39 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-18 22:25 [Del]

You can imagine that I was devastated.
To honor them in their absence, I began
training my body, because I felt that one day
I will face the same situation.



          γ´⌒ヽ
          ヽ ゚∀゚丿 Such tragedies will never befall my family again.
          __ 〃ヽ〈_
      γ´⌒´-−ヾvーヽ⌒ヽ  
     /⌒  ィ    `i´  ); `ヽ
    /    ノ^ 、___¥__人  |
    !  ,,,ノ爻\_ _人 ノr;^ >  ) 
   (   <_ \ヘ、,, __,+、__rノ/  / 
    ヽ_  \ )ゝ、__,+、_ア〃 /
      ヽ、___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈  ソ
        〈J .〉、| 本 |, |ヽ-´ 
        /""  | 醸 |: |  
        レ   :|: 造 | リ 
        /   ノ|__| |  
        | ,,  ソ  ヽ  )  
       .,ゝ   )  イ ヽ ノ  
       y `レl   〈´  リ  
       /   ノ   |   |
       l  /    l;;  |
       〉 〈      〉  | 
      /  ::|    (_ヽ \、
     (。mnノ      `ヽnm

40 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-18 22:38 [Del]

Later, I discovered that their death was no accident.
It turns out that the fish that killed my parents
was tainted by a serial-killing demon chef
who's name is still a mystery to me.



                  )ゝ
                 ゝ\       |)
                 /|/     /(
                / (_________丿ヾノ
                \ ゝ    ヽ/
                 )( A __A(        
                ノ  \´◇`)丿|ヾ丶  アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \       
               /     \ヾノ 丿ゞヽ\      
             /      ゞ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ノ  |  
            /       /      /  /
           ヾ                /
            \ヾ             ノ
             丿           /(
            /           /|  )\
           /           / ヽ  ゝ|
         /            丿  /  ゝ\
        /            /   /   丿  \
       ゝ            ノノ_/  /    /
       |            ノ ゞ 丿   \   \  /|
    /( \           ヽ|  /     \   \ゞ(
     \ \/ゞ             ゝ ヽ___  ヽ /   /  \
      ゞ_\_______/(_____)⌒⌒\____ノ

Who cooks while wearing a cape? Honestly.

41 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-18 22:58 [Del]

When I caught wind of this, it hit me
like a ton of soy. This is it, I thought;
this is what I had to do.



< Scourge of the kitchen, I am going to SHOYU JUSTICE!


`ヽ-:,,
   "-:,,
    \,
     ヽ,,
      \
       "-.,
         ゝ
         ミ
          "-:,,
           "-:,,
          ,,,-ー"
       ,,,-ー"        )ゝ
     ,,,-ー"         ゝ\       |)
/ """"            /|/     /(
                / (_________丿ヾノ
                \ ゝ    ヽ/
                 )( A __A(        
                ノ  \´◇`)丿|ヾ丶  ...And just who might you be?
               /     \ヾノ 丿ゞヽ\      
             /      ゞ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ノ  |  
            /       /      /  /
           ヾ                /
            \ヾ             ノ
             丿           /(
            /           /|  )\
           /           / ヽ  ゝ|
         /            丿  /  ゝ\
        /            /   /   丿  \
       ゝ            ノノ_/  /    /
       |            ノ ゞ 丿   \   \  /|
    /( \           ヽ|  /     \   \ゞ(
     \ \/ゞ             ゝ ヽ___  ヽ /   /  \
      ゞ_\_______/(_____)⌒⌒\____ノ

42 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-18 23:17 [Del]

l          /          f⌒ヽ' ̄)     /
l         /          |  /  /  ) /
l         /       -‐、  ノ / / / )
l        /       `、 ヽ/   ' , ' /
l        /          !  ヾ     /
l       /   / ̄ヽ   \      /
l       /   /⌒⌒⌒ヽ/|ヘ `ヽ _ノ
l      / ⊂| ◎     ‖ \/ 
l      /    ヽ  ゚∀゚丿\|ノ/   KIKKOMAN!!
l     /,-‐'⌒"  ̄ `Y"  r '
l    γ' −、_,-ュ . /\  ノ
l    (_  |   }  | .酢 |イ
l    /` " ̄` T  .\//               _,. -‐"
l   /      }___{            _,. -‐" 
l   /     /  ノ亀ノ `\      _,. -‐"  
l  /     /  ノ甲/、   ヽ._,. -‐"  
l  /   //  〆  rヽ.   i
l /  /  |_ /  _,. -ヾ`、 ___ノ
l / /   _| /‐"     `ー'  
|/_,. -‐" .!/  

43 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-18 23:54 [Del]

               / ̄ヽ
              /⌒⌒⌒ヽ/|
            ⊂| ◎     ‖ DOUBLE KIKKO-BEAM!!!
              ヽ  ゚∀゚丿\|   
      .r―y―-v-―√ ̄ヽ〈_  √ ̄ v-―y―-v―ヽ
     ./  |   |   |   |\ ⌒/|   |   |  .|   |ヽ:,,  
     .|   |   |   |   | . ̄|| ̄|   |   |  .|   | |
     .|   |   |   |   |  .|| |   |   |   |  . | |
     ヽ_人_人__人__ノ  || ヽ__人__人_人_ノ |
     |_______|___||___|_______|
          |     )ゝ、__, 凵 、_ア凵         \
          |     |.=┬─┃〈 . ┃          "-.,
         |    |  、| 亀┃ |  ┃           ゝ
         .|   /   | 甲┃..|  ┃             ミ
          |   レ  :| 男┃ リ ┃              "-:,,
          |   /  ノ|__.┃ | .┃                 "-:,,
          .|  | ,, ソ  ヽ┃ ) .┃              ,,,-ー"
          | .,ゝ   )  イ┃.ノ ┃            ,,,-ー"
          .| y `レl   〈┃ リ .┃        ,,,-ー"
           | /   ノ   |┃ |..┃   / """"
           l ̄ ̄/   l┃ ̄|.┃ ,,,- 
            〉 〈 `ー-ー-┃  | ┃ー"
           /  ::|    .┃  ┃
          (__ノ    .┃\_┃)
                   ┃  ┃
                  )ゝ|   ┃
                 ゝ\  ┃   |)
                 /|/  ┃  /(
                / (┃_____┃丿ヾノ
                \ ゝ   ┃ヽ/
                 )( A __A(        
                ノ  \'゚◇゚)丿|ヾ丶  UWAAA! IT BURNS!!
               /     \ヾノ 丿ゞヽ\      
             /      ゞ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ノ  |  
            /       /      /  /
           ヾ                /
            \ヾ             ノ
             丿           /(
            /           /|  )\
           /           / ヽ  ゝ|
         /            丿  /  ゝ\
        /            /   /   丿  \
       ゝ            ノノ_/  /    /
       |            ノ ゞ 丿   \   \  /|
    /( \           ヽ|  /     \   \ゞ(
     \ \/ゞ             ゝ ヽ___  ヽ /   /  \
      ゞ_\_______/(_____)⌒⌒\____ノ

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45 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-19 00:49 [Del]

                   ____
                  /: : : : :/
                  /: : : :/
                 /: : :/
                 /:::::/
              / /::::/
            /  /:::/
          /    /::/                  一~\
        /     /:/  ∧            _,一 ̄     \
       <      //__/-ヘ_____,― ̄           \
        |     /     ヽ : : : : : : : : :ー―、_________\
         |    //     \l : : : : : :_一 ̄
       /( |   /   /\  l: : :/ ̄ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      __/ `、|::: /    \/ //   <  THIS ISN'T THE END, KIKKOMAN!
     / \ \::/l ` ───‐'   λ   \ YOU SHALL SUFFER GREATLY FOR THIS!!
    入     \@エェェ (::/、_/彡\   \______
   /         ヽ  ~~エエ@/  彡彡
  <\       \ \  /      /\
   >\        \\\  / /  __\_
  /ゞ ミ\ ⌒    \\/⌒|~ー――´⌒ヽ ̄\ ̄ ̄\
  \ミ    ⌒     ,/  >_       〉、  ー、  \
   |\\\ /  /⌒</| | | v`  ̄ー―-< ノ:::\ 彡` 、  \
   |  /  /  ヽ   VV         ノ ::::::\~~   ー ゝ


                        /" ヽ,ヽ, ;
                        ヽ\,ヽ,ヽ,\
                       ,/       "'ヽ
                     /  ○  ) ) )   ヾ_ ノ ┐
                 ,,,,,,,ノ"       ) ) ) )   彡彡 / 
                 /ヽ ヽ               ヽ  / 
                 | | |   O     O      ミミヽ 
      __         ヽ-゙ -,    ト─イ   ノ(   ,,,   ヽ  Omae mona.
  /´ ̄       `!          ゙i,,   ヽ,_ノ   ⌒  /  "ヽ ┘   
  |  `にこ匸'_ノ           ヾ、,,        /
  ノ    {                 _.. -―| :{   ,/ /   \
. / l   | __  / ̄ ̄`>'´   ノ'    ´ {、    \
/ |/     {'´    `ヽ. " ̄\   `ヽ.    __,,.. -‐丶    ヽ
| / ヾ、..  }       ' 〉、    }    `ー''´  /´ ̄ `ヽ '" ̄\
! :}  )「` ノ、     ノ l\"´_,,ニ=-― <´  ヽ{  ノ(   `、  
l   、_,/j `ー一''"   },  ノ ,  '''''""  \   ヽ ⌒ヾ         |
ヽ   _         /   } {. { l ┌n‐く  ヽ/ ``\        ノ
  `¨´    `¨¨¨¨´ ̄`{ 0  `'^┴'ー┘|ヾ    }、  '   `  --‐r'′






That was the last I saw of "the chef".
Before he slinked away into the culinary abyss,
He muttered something like "ebara-curse".
Nevertheless, this nameless foe was defeated, for now.





   I still have a      < ̄ ̄)
   great ass, don't I?   ) (
        / ̄ヽ      /====ヽ
       /⌒⌒⌒ヽ/| (  す  )
     ⊂| ◎    ‖  ヽ__/
       ヽ ゚∀゚丿\|  (´Д`;) Why haven't I still been properly introduced?
      /⌒'   ~ `) /⌒'   ~ `) 
      (___く ノ | イ (___く ノ | イ
      ヽ,_'ァ   , .| ヽ,_'ァ   , .|
       ノヽ ._λ_ )  ノヽ ._λ_ )
       ./  ノ|  ノ  /   ノ|  ノ
       ( -く  |ー( .( -く  |ー(
        \ └,.| .) \ └,.| .)
         ,┘/ (__)   ,┘/ (__)

46 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2009-02-19 00:56 [Del]

     / ̄ヽ
    /⌒⌒⌒ヽ/|  ...
  ⊂| ◎ _, ._   ‖
    ヽ  ゚∀゚丿\|  Remembering my parents makes me kind of sad. 
 _, ‐'´  \  / `ー、_
/ ' ̄`Y´ ̄`Y´ ̄`レ⌒ヽ
{ 、  ノ、    |  _,,ム,_ ノl
'い ヾ`ー〜'´ ̄__っ八 ノ
\ヽ、   ー / ー  〉
\ \`ヽ-‐'´ ̄`冖ー-く
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