Please detail your poops!
I took a big poop yesterday at night right before bed. I flushed the toilet and went to bed. Unfortunately, in the morning I realized the flush did not work and there was a toilet full of disintegrated poo lingering. I shower in that same bathroom and it smelled horrid. Not a great pooping experience!
I usually have really great poops and today was no different. I was drinking tea and writing my paper when I suddenly had to shit a big one. My significant other thinks it's weird that I poop everyday.
details:
cleanliness: 9.8
speed: 9.0
comfort: 9.4
size: 8.3
consistency: 9.2
When I was 8, and I was in the bath with my brother (6), I pooped and proceeded to use my poop as battleships, navigating the floating turds with pushes of fingers and screaming "go, fleet!". Sadly, I do not remember his reaction.
Another day, when we were waiting outside for Mum to come out, the aforementioned brother was throwing at me something he claimed to be "battle-sticks". It took us a while to realise that his "battle-sticks" were, in fact, petrified lumps of poop.
When my older brother was in middle school, I heard my brother (one several occasions) say KAME-HAME-HA! while in the bathroom. He would push the poop out and pretend to be a character from DBZ. I retardedly told his church friends about it and he didn't forgive me until a year or two later.
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Eat healthy, and you'll never have to wipe more than once!
I took a very small poo today. It was just a single plop. I hate when that happens.
>>7
I can attest to this. My diet consists almost solely of wheats, fruits, vegetables and fish, and my poop is evacuated not only cleanly and solidly, but odorless as well.
Yesterday my poop slid neatly into the hole.
( ß -ß) My poops sometimes stick to the bottom of the toilet, and require multiple flushes.
>>13
I hate it when that happens. I feel like every 5th poo of mine that happens. And only one out of four poops is perfectly clean. Fuck I hate poops.
My shits are all right. It's my dog's that bother me. That damn animal is a coprophage. Nothing you can do about it I hear.
Another successful poop!
http://iiichan.net/boards/music/res/9083.html Immaturity and shit.mid
I'm going on three POOPS today
I just had a horrible poop. It was long (like 10 minutes!) and I could never get it all out correctly so I ended up wiping about 6 times before I was clean. Just to top it off it was also a spicy shit and my asshole is burning right now as I type this!
I feel like all I eat is fiber.
Bagels, noodles, cereal.
And then my butt exploded.
>>18
I remember writing Ass Bongos back when that thread had activity.