Like oh my god what am I going to do I put too much mayo on this sandwich now this sandwich is totally ruined. I don't even know what to do should I eat it or not eat it oh goood.
JUST THINK OF THE CALORIES!
Jesus I missed class today that's a whole fucking hour of watching an old man talk about irrelevant bullshit that I have to replace with actually getting stuff done Goddamn it why am I such a failure?
***PROBLEMS***
>>6
This is why I saged one,
Here, let me sage this other one, I am not worthy of bumping this thread.
WAIT A MOMENT WHY AM I TAKING EVERYONE SERIOUSLY ALL THE TIME, THIS IS SO TROUBLESOME!!
>>6
I believe it's "suck" not "sucks".
OH GOD. DID I JUST FIX SOMEONE'S POST? DAMN I'M SUCH A NAZI.
Man what the shit is wrong with you guys?
Don't you have anything else than the internet in your lives?
Can't you talk about anything else AT ALL?
Do you have no lives or something???
I swear really can't you do better?
I'm depressed and kind of wish I wasn't alive anymore
what is this mole doing on my face oh god i must have cancer
FUCK I JUST SPENT 50 DOLLARS ON BOOKS AND CLASS SUPPLIES WHY DID I SPEND MONEY ON THAT GOD IT'LL TAKE LIKE 1 DAY TO RECOVER THAT KIND OF MONEY AAGH
>>11
OH MY GOD? A MOLE?! A FUCKING MOLE?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING TURNING INTO KONATA PLEASE MARRY ME FUCKKKKK
I recently discovered this picture by J.M.Hardiman depicting a man performing cunnilingus on an full-bodied anthropomorphic cat with striped, grayish blue fur and white chest. I find it to be quite arousing.
OH SHIT DUDE THAT'S SO DISGUSTING! DID I JUST BECOME AN INDIRECT ZOOPHILE? GOD I'M SUCH A FREAK! I'M GONNA GO DIE IN A FIRE JUST TO RID THE WORLD OF MY OBNOXIOUS EXISTENCE.
Oh my god my foot itches do I have fucking infection fuck fuck fuck shit I'm going to die help.
OH GOD I DELETED THAT FILE BUT ITS STILL IN THE RECYCLE BIN! WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO NOW!?
Oh fuck it's looks like it's going to rain outside this is terrible. What's worse is that I was planning on hanging my laundry outside to dry but now I'll have to dry it on the clotheshorse.
man this will take like 10 - 15 fucking minutes. That's 10 - 15 minutes of my day where I would be doing productive VIPPING wasted. Fuck.
>>14
OH GOD THERE IS A MAN ON THIS WEBSITE THAT OCCASIONALLY IS AROUSED BY ANTHROPOMORPHIC FURRY ART YOU MUST LEAVE THIS SITE AND BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL AT ONCE OH NO YOUR RUINING THIS SITE WITH YOUR PRESENCE GET OFF GET OFFFFFF
Fuck, can't you retarded idiots learn how not to use all-caps all the goddamn fucking time? You shitheads make me sick. I mean it literally. Such idiocy on display, that's too much. If I met one of you all-capers on the street I'd euthanize you.
>all-capers
FUCK IS THIS GUY SOME KIND OF IDIOT WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALL-CAPER
OH GOD I'VE SMOKE A JOINT ACCORDING TO THE NEWS REPORTS I'VE SEEN I SHOULD BE KILLING AND RAPING WITHIN THE HOUR GOOOOD
why the fuck is DQN down again jesus fucking christ Squeeks get your act together already I can't fucking eat shit and now my internet routine is all fucked up because 4-ch is down my fucking god this day has sucked AND YOU PIECE OF GUM BACK THERE BETTER FUCKING HURRY UP AND ATTACH YOURSELF TO MY TOOTH AGAIN BECAUSE I'M FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU FLAPPING AROUND AND GROSSING ME OUT EVERY FUCKING TIME I SHALLOW YOU SLOW HEALING PIECE OF SHIT.
>>20
Your disrespect for our noble and proud people is akin to the mass organized homicides committed by the third reich! You should be ashamed of yourself and commit seppuku at once.
I finished my milk.
OH GOD.
I HATE THE PEOPLE IN MY BROWSER GAME OF WRESTLING THAT DON'T ANSWERS TO PMs I SEND THEM DAMMIT
WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS MY STACK OF GAME CASES MESSED UP? I SPEND MY TIME PERFECTING IT AND THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS JUST HAVE TO TOUCH MY STUFF WHY CAN'T IT BE PERFECT!! FUCK THIS OCD
Oh my god I didn't eat all my chips and when I re-heat them they might not be moist enough even if i put vinegar on them they might still be dry oh goooood
>>29
VINEGAR? THAT'S NOT VIP! PUT SOME SOY SAUCE ON THAT BEFORE KIKKOMAN FINDS YOU!
>>30
I'm an English person and chips with salt and vinegar is the food of my people.
I do occasionally put soy sauce on them though, and it is good.
It's ok, this can all be fixed with a few simple steps.
1.Buy salt and vinegar flavored chips.
2.Buy Kikkoman Brand soy sauce.
3. Apply Kikkoman Brand soy sauce to chips.
4. Eat, or...
5. ...bake, then goto 3.
I meant chips in the english sense...you sound like you're talking about crisps
I got a job, but the dress code calls for pants, but I only where shorts and the only pair pof pants I own are the pair I used for the interview. Now I have to use what little money I have to buy pants in order to make more money.
Fuck guys, I didn't sleep (or shower) last night and today I was gardening for like three hours straight today, and I was almost done, when suddenly sleep deprivation made me stupid enough to use the pickaxe right where the middle of the incoming water pipe of the whole damn house is. Now I look and smell like I just ran a marathon in the mud and I have no way to shower and I am considering which of my neighbors will be the less inconvenienced if I beg for a few buckets of water so I don't look completely pathetic tomorrow when my plumber friend comes to attempt to fix it and I bet I won't be able to sleep tonight until he confirms it's not a huge tragedy which actually I'm sure it is oh god this shit is gonna be so expensive to fix, for a mistake so dumb, I'll be ashamed for the rest of my life I committed it, and immediately reminded of other terrible mistakes I made in the past as I remember it, then I will consider all the mistakes yet to come, and I will cry and won't be able to sleep and maybe make more mistakes.
This problem is not small enough for this thread.
This really makes me angry. Why the hell did you bother posting? Go tell someone who cares about medium-sized embarrassing problems that some people have occasionally and might actually be entertaining to read.
>>38 embodies all that's wrong with the world.
Can't you even realize how relative size can be? Have you even considered for a moment that he might find it small rather than medium?
You know what's a real "medium" problem? That would be something like a nuclear holocaust in Korea. Now that's a medium problem. And it's still medium, because an asteroid might hit us and destroy all humanity. Go watch powers of ten or something.
And note that while your post is just a very small problem in my life, in comparison with the vastness of this cold universe, very small is still a kind of small, and therefore acceptable.
My dyslexia seems to have grown exponentially. I use to just misread things. Now what I misread I read as sexual terms or drug terms.
>>40
What's it like having dyslexia? How does the dyslexia manifest itself in everyday life?
It can be fun, but it gets annoying when it happens too often.
It makes reading harder. Thats about it. For me, its like a cross between dyslexia and ADD. If I read for extended periods of time, my mind starts to wander as I read and next thing I know I'm seeing sex terms and drug references that aren't really there.
my scalp itches slightly, not enough to bother scratching it but enough to bother me
what will I do?
My penis is so fucking huge goddamnit i just rip girls apart with it. I WISH I HAD A SMALLER PENIS
Ahhh! I felt like posting in this thread, but now I realize I can't think up any small problems, shit! What the hell am I going to do? I have no idea what to post about, shit shit shit this is really bad fuckkkk
Shit my toe is bleeding so profusely I think I'm going to lose all my blood and die oh god how do I stop it it won't stop.
Anyways, >>48, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Waffle House a while ago; you know, Waffle House?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "14 meals under $5" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Waffle House just because it's only five dollars, fool.
It's only 5 dollars, Five DOLLARS for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Waffle House, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 5 dollars if you get out of those seats.
Waffle House should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "meat lovers, with extra gravy and biscuits."
Who in the world orders extra biscuits nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra biscuits?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "grits"?
Coming from a Waffle House veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, peper jack cheese.
That's right, peper jack cheese. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra peper jack means more kick to the Texas Cheese Steak Melt. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>48, should just stick with the grits.
I have not excreted fecal matter in several days.
This is just too much of a burden for one VIPPER to bear.
Send me your prayers and money.
There is a slater walking on my wall.
There is... a slater... walking.. ON MY WALL!
WHY IS HERE THERE?
WHY, OF ALL DAYS, DID HE SUDDENLY DECIDE, "OH HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO WALK ON KRISTOPHERS WALL AND MAKE HIM SCREEEEEEEAM AT ME!"
And you know what i did?
YES, YOU BET YOUR DAMN ASS I DID, I SCREAMED AT THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER.
And do you know what JUST happened, right there? HE FELL!
HE FELL ONTO THE FLOOR, IN A DARK ROOM! I HAVE A DARK INSECT IN MY DARK ROOM ON THE FLOOR NOW!
HOW CAN MY LIFE GET ANY WORSE?!
Oh, great, now there is a fly flying around my screen!
Now i must hold back the anger, lest i PUNCH THE THING INTO MY SCREEN AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE.
THIS IS SO ANNOYING I AM TYPING WITH SHIFT!
GARBRBLABRBRRL
LOOK AT THIS RASH ON MY SKIN IT IS OVERWHELMING MY BODY AND IS GOING TO CONSUME MY EPIDERMIS UNTIL I BLEED MYSELF FROM SCRATCHING.IT'S LIKE TINY BUGS ARE WRITHING ALL OVER ME AND EACH TIME I SCRATCH AT THEM THEY MULTIPLY AND MOCK ME.
"OH, YOU'RE USING OINTMENT? WELL GOOD LUCK COVERING YOUR WHOLE BODY EVERY TWO HOURS AND RECEIVING NO IMPROVEMENT. WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE A SCALDING SHOWER AND BASK IN THE PLEASURE AND PAIN IT GIVES YOU TEMPORARILY?"
I CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT EASY.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLATER?
I had to send 5 fucking minutes looking up what a fucking slater is because you idiots from other parts of the country or the globe or whatever come up with weird fucking names for roly-polies. IT'S A FUCKING ROLY-POLY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. NOT A PILL BUG, NOT A POTATO BUG, NOT A DODDLE BUG, IT'S A FUCKING ROLY-POLY. YOU KNOW WHY? YOU KNOW WHY IT'S NOT ANY OF THOSE OTHER GAY-ASS NAMES? BECAUSE THE NAME "ROLY-POLY" IS CUTE, LIKE A ROLY-POLY, AND IT ROLLS INTO A BALL, HENCE THE "ROLY". SO TAKE THESE OTHER STUPID NAMES YOU HAVE FOR THEM AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS.
Which brings me to my next point, why are you freaking out over a roly-poly? IT'S A FUCKING ROLY-POLY, IT'S CUTE AND IT DOESN'T BITE AND IT'S NOT POISONOUS. WTF.
Oh, and don't even get my started on the whole "zee" vs. "zed" thing, I've been raging over that ever since I talked to that Canadian guy.
HEY DICK FUCK WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SPITTING SHIT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THAT I WOULD CONSIDER AN ANUS OVER NOTHING. WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT IT'S CALLED, IT'S A GOD DAMNED BUG AND OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE RIGHTS TO CALLING THINGS OTHER FUCKING THINGS DO YOU FUCKING CARE COME ON?
WAIT THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS THREAD, FUCK THIS THREAD FOR NOT BEING GOD DAMN SPECIFIC ENOUGH TELL ME YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD FUCK.
I borrowed my wife's PC in secret and was surfing the Net.
I was enjoying porn websites spree, watching vulgar photos and all that.
Believe me. Now I can't remove a porn image desplayed on the monitor for some reason.
An image of Winnie the Pohoo was there on the back of the monitor before, but
now an image of Toyomaru with an electric dildo stuck there is displayed.
It's been there and it won't go. I tried rebooting in vain.
I've got to get her PC back to the way it was ASAP. She'll be back from
her night shift in no time. (She's a certified nurse, by the way.)
I need your help. It's urgent!!!!
The OS is Windows ME.
Please, please help me!
It's so hard being a trust fund kid
GOD FUCKING DAMN I SWEAR TO GOD IF BAKGODEK COUNTERS ME TO DEATH ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'M GONNA SWIM ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN AND STRANGLE EVERY FUCKING SE EMPLOYEE WITH THE CORD FROM MY CONTROLLER WHICH IS BROKEN BECAUSE I THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL AFTER THE 50'TH TIME I SOMEHOW DREW HATE OFF OF THE 60 75 DDS WEARING +1 CURSED GEAR AND SALVAGE ARMOR ON MY 70MNK WHICH NEVER GETS ANY INVITES BECAUSE PEOPLE ONLY WANT 2HANDERS NOW SO I HAVE TO CAMPAIGN BUT I NEVER GET ANY DECENT EXP BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING FUCKING ONE SHOTTED BY BOSSES OR COUNTERED TO DEATH WHEN THE MOB TURNS TO FACE THE DRK WITH THE KC BEHIND ME AND BY THE TIME I'VE RUN BEHIND THE MOB AGAIN IT'S TURNED BACK AND BEFORE I EVEN SEE IT IN THE LOG I'VE TAKEN 600 DAMAGE FROM MY OWN ATTACKS AND WAS HIT BY A BOSSES AOE FOR ANOTHER 400 SO I SPEND THE NEXT 20 MINUTES STARING AT THE 15 WHMS BEATING ON A FORTIFICATION FOR 5 EXP/HOUR BECAUSE TAKING 15 SECONDS OUT OF THEIR LIFE TO RAISE ME SO I CAN RUN AWAY AND GET KILLED AGAIN BY A BANISHGA III FROM SOME PLD NM THAT I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEE IS FAR TOO MUCH TROUBLE
So I'm getting thrown out, and I don't particularly feel like fixing things at school after not even going to exams, and there is literally nothing to do at work, which means there's no pay. I guess it could be worse.
My fucking.
iPod touch doesn't display aa font currectly niggesss
Plus. Itls tough even typing on this thing but thank god for the autoorrect and the moherfuxig backspace button on thisthi f Jesus christbim sti speling Fthings wrong. Be quad there isn't even a ajvgestikn was to what he new word iasasahhhhhhhhbbbhhhh
Ok done
Maybe you shroud consider enabling auto-convect, I find it remarkably covenant.
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I cannot afford to go to college anymore because my school doesn't care about its students. But hey, it could be worse. At least I have my health and my job. Things aren't as bad as I feel they are. And when I look at my situation from a different perspective, my problems seem small in comparison.
I have to pee, but I don't want to stop reading SAVOQ and drinking water!
>>58 I have a 68 WHM taru that I never play with any more, my account is still active. Kinda gave up trying to get the darn WHM Job Armour. If there was a VIP quality linkshell and world to transfer too I might have to start playing again.
I completely forgot about Talk Like a Pirate Day!
I just found out Dearly Stars is region locked on the DSi. There simply are no words to describe the emotion I'm feeling.
Can you picture Santa, right now, in your head? I'm sure you can. Picture Santa. He's talking to a little lonely kid, asking what he wants most in the world. And when the kid answers, Santa reaches into his sack, and he pulls out that exact thing the kid wanted, and holds it out to him, watching as the disbelief turns to joy, just pure joy, and the kid stretches out his shaking hand. Watching as the joy turns to confusion, betrayal, sadness, despair, as he dashes that thing to the hard ground at his feet and stamps it to shining pieces, leaps into his sleigh, ripping off his beard to reveal a grinning Asian face, and flies away laughing, leaving that kid all alone, mute and uncomprehending, with the fragments of his dream lying mockingly before him.
That's what you did to me, Nintendo. Fuck you. Fuck you, Nintendo.
>>70
It's only idolm@ster bro, you're not missing out on annnything.
I can't find subtitles for my pirated version of Kadhalan!
I'm not going to get a perfect grade on a few minor things which means I won't get into the grad school I want, which means I won't get the job I want, which means I'll be cold and pennyless or even DEAD on the city streets. And all because I didn't get a perfect grade. I must now kill myself because of my inevitable future.
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I didn't say rabbit rabbit when I woke up!
It's the first of the month!
I currently have four hours of sleep under my belt and eleven more hours, a three-hour seminar class, an Arabic test, a chem lab, and a five-page paper between me and blissful sleep.
I am unhappy about my time management skills.
>>78
I am unhappy about my time creation skills. I used to think that if I could have any super power, I'd want to be able to manipulate people's senses (You there! Instant orgasm!, And you! You are being tickled by very small hands all over your belly!), but now I want to be able to stop time. I wish I had more time to sleep and poop.