Like oh my god what am I going to do I put too much mayo on this sandwich now this sandwich is totally ruined. I don't even know what to do should I eat it or not eat it oh goood.
JUST THINK OF THE CALORIES!
Jesus I missed class today that's a whole fucking hour of watching an old man talk about irrelevant bullshit that I have to replace with actually getting stuff done Goddamn it why am I such a failure?
***PROBLEMS***
>>6
This is why I saged one,
Here, let me sage this other one, I am not worthy of bumping this thread.
WAIT A MOMENT WHY AM I TAKING EVERYONE SERIOUSLY ALL THE TIME, THIS IS SO TROUBLESOME!!
>>6
I believe it's "suck" not "sucks".
OH GOD. DID I JUST FIX SOMEONE'S POST? DAMN I'M SUCH A NAZI.
Man what the shit is wrong with you guys?
Don't you have anything else than the internet in your lives?
Can't you talk about anything else AT ALL?
Do you have no lives or something???
I swear really can't you do better?
I'm depressed and kind of wish I wasn't alive anymore
what is this mole doing on my face oh god i must have cancer
FUCK I JUST SPENT 50 DOLLARS ON BOOKS AND CLASS SUPPLIES WHY DID I SPEND MONEY ON THAT GOD IT'LL TAKE LIKE 1 DAY TO RECOVER THAT KIND OF MONEY AAGH
>>11
OH MY GOD? A MOLE?! A FUCKING MOLE?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING TURNING INTO KONATA PLEASE MARRY ME FUCKKKKK
I recently discovered this picture by J.M.Hardiman depicting a man performing cunnilingus on an full-bodied anthropomorphic cat with striped, grayish blue fur and white chest. I find it to be quite arousing.
OH SHIT DUDE THAT'S SO DISGUSTING! DID I JUST BECOME AN INDIRECT ZOOPHILE? GOD I'M SUCH A FREAK! I'M GONNA GO DIE IN A FIRE JUST TO RID THE WORLD OF MY OBNOXIOUS EXISTENCE.
Oh my god my foot itches do I have fucking infection fuck fuck fuck shit I'm going to die help.
OH GOD I DELETED THAT FILE BUT ITS STILL IN THE RECYCLE BIN! WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO NOW!?
Oh fuck it's looks like it's going to rain outside this is terrible. What's worse is that I was planning on hanging my laundry outside to dry but now I'll have to dry it on the clotheshorse.
man this will take like 10 - 15 fucking minutes. That's 10 - 15 minutes of my day where I would be doing productive VIPPING wasted. Fuck.
>>14
OH GOD THERE IS A MAN ON THIS WEBSITE THAT OCCASIONALLY IS AROUSED BY ANTHROPOMORPHIC FURRY ART YOU MUST LEAVE THIS SITE AND BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL AT ONCE OH NO YOUR RUINING THIS SITE WITH YOUR PRESENCE GET OFF GET OFFFFFF
Fuck, can't you retarded idiots learn how not to use all-caps all the goddamn fucking time? You shitheads make me sick. I mean it literally. Such idiocy on display, that's too much. If I met one of you all-capers on the street I'd euthanize you.
>all-capers
FUCK IS THIS GUY SOME KIND OF IDIOT WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALL-CAPER
OH GOD I'VE SMOKE A JOINT ACCORDING TO THE NEWS REPORTS I'VE SEEN I SHOULD BE KILLING AND RAPING WITHIN THE HOUR GOOOOD
why the fuck is DQN down again jesus fucking christ Squeeks get your act together already I can't fucking eat shit and now my internet routine is all fucked up because 4-ch is down my fucking god this day has sucked AND YOU PIECE OF GUM BACK THERE BETTER FUCKING HURRY UP AND ATTACH YOURSELF TO MY TOOTH AGAIN BECAUSE I'M FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU FLAPPING AROUND AND GROSSING ME OUT EVERY FUCKING TIME I SHALLOW YOU SLOW HEALING PIECE OF SHIT.
>>20
Your disrespect for our noble and proud people is akin to the mass organized homicides committed by the third reich! You should be ashamed of yourself and commit seppuku at once.
I finished my milk.
OH GOD.
I HATE THE PEOPLE IN MY BROWSER GAME OF WRESTLING THAT DON'T ANSWERS TO PMs I SEND THEM DAMMIT
WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS MY STACK OF GAME CASES MESSED UP? I SPEND MY TIME PERFECTING IT AND THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS JUST HAVE TO TOUCH MY STUFF WHY CAN'T IT BE PERFECT!! FUCK THIS OCD
Oh my god I didn't eat all my chips and when I re-heat them they might not be moist enough even if i put vinegar on them they might still be dry oh goooood