There is a slater walking on my wall.
There is... a slater... walking.. ON MY WALL!

WHY IS HERE THERE?
WHY, OF ALL DAYS, DID HE SUDDENLY DECIDE, "OH HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO WALK ON KRISTOPHERS WALL AND MAKE HIM SCREEEEEEEAM AT ME!"
And you know what i did?
YES, YOU BET YOUR DAMN ASS I DID, I SCREAMED AT THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER.
And do you know what JUST happened, right there? HE FELL!
HE FELL ONTO THE FLOOR, IN A DARK ROOM! I HAVE A DARK INSECT IN MY DARK ROOM ON THE FLOOR NOW!
HOW CAN MY LIFE GET ANY WORSE?!

Oh, great, now there is a fly flying around my screen!
Now i must hold back the anger, lest i PUNCH THE THING INTO MY SCREEN AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE.
THIS IS SO ANNOYING I AM TYPING WITH SHIFT!
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