I just found out Dearly Stars is region locked on the DSi. There simply are no words to describe the emotion I'm feeling.

Can you picture Santa, right now, in your head? I'm sure you can. Picture Santa. He's talking to a little lonely kid, asking what he wants most in the world. And when the kid answers, Santa reaches into his sack, and he pulls out that exact thing the kid wanted, and holds it out to him, watching as the disbelief turns to joy, just pure joy, and the kid stretches out his shaking hand. Watching as the joy turns to confusion, betrayal, sadness, despair, as he dashes that thing to the hard ground at his feet and stamps it to shining pieces, leaps into his sleigh, ripping off his beard to reveal a grinning Asian face, and flies away laughing, leaving that kid all alone, mute and uncomprehending, with the fragments of his dream lying mockingly before him.

That's what you did to me, Nintendo. Fuck you. Fuck you, Nintendo.