I know I don't have much credit on this board but please believe me

Doraemon is inherently evil

I mean just look at the guy he's a 500 pounds earless robotic blue cat that can pull anything he pleases out of his sack and probably he has weaponry in there he's for sure an agent of some futuristic conspiracy

I fear that if he knows I know his intentions he will come here pull off one of his hellish futuristic devices and with that he will bring me in the future rape me anally bring me back to the past and then repeating the cycle groundhog day style until my anus breaks or the space continuum breaks

Maybe he is cat I think

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　　 (´･ω･`)How'd they figure it out!

＞I know I don't have much credit on this board but please believe me
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You can have all the credit you want fellow ITALIAN VIPPER

I for one am suspicious of claims made by name-bearing VIPPERs. Why the unnecessary need for distinction? What insidious things do they intend by it?

Fear not >>5-san for ITALIAN VIPPER has proven himself to be a fine and upstanding VIPPER in the past.

I'm with >>5​-san on this one. We never know what are the intentions of non-VIPPERs, or why they take distinguishing names.