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Doraemon is inherently evil

I mean just look at the guy he's a 500 pounds earless robotic blue cat that can pull anything he pleases out of his sack and probably he has weaponry in there he's for sure an agent of some futuristic conspiracy

I fear that if he knows I know his intentions he will come here pull off one of his hellish futuristic devices and with that he will bring me in the future rape me anally bring me back to the past and then repeating the cycle groundhog day style until my anus breaks or the space continuum breaks

Maybe he is cat I think

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　　 (´･ω･`)How'd they figure it out!

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