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Despite being socially retarded, I do keep myself in shape.

Despite being overweight, I do call obese people fat.

Despite being almost underweight, I sympathize with fatties.

>>6
I have a hard time sometimes. There's so many fat people that say they try so hard or they've tried everything to lose weight, yet this is a bunch of bullshit. They just go to the gym and pick up a pizza or some McDonalds on the way home or they try to be healthy for a week and give up because they didn't see any immediate changes.

>>7
also none of them ever drink plain water

it's always gatorade or "fitness"/"vitamin" water

>>8
wwwwwwwwww, it's true.

Thank you for posting this. You have insulted my physique, and I will now try to fix my problem.

>>3-6
Despite being a paragon of appropriate BMI, I enjoy being pointed and laughed at by cute SJIS girls, but it's more a sexual fetish than anything.

How difficult is it not to eat all the time?

>>12
I have no self control when it comes to food. That is why I am a fatty.

>>12
When I used to be fat, I snacked out chips and cookies and all sorts of bad stuff all the time. I would eat when I was bored. So to counter this, I just stopped buying all the bad stuff so I couldn't eat it. I think I went 7 months without buying a bag of chips. Same thing with cutting back on pop, I just stopped buying it and bought water instead.

>>14
Dude, water's free. With the money you'd have saved, you could've bought some chips.

I've been loosing weight successfully now that school is out. Hurray for sunshine and exercise.

I am fat but I will commence Operation Anorexia

>>17
You'll wanna eat a bit less and eat smarter, but you still want to eat three meals a day, bro. You gotta keep your metabolism up if you wanna lose weight.

>>18
That's true. If you cut down to a spoonful of peanut butter a day immediately, you'll be in the hospital getting re-fed before you can even see your ribcage. Anorexia is a long-term investment.

I wish I was the opposite gender so that it would be slightly more acceptable for me to be chubby.

>>20

As do I, my friend, as do I

>>20-21
Chubby males are acceptable when you're married. Wives get their man a bit fat so other women don't look at him.

>>21
>>22
You are incorrect, my good VIPPERS. It is more acceptable for a male to be chubby than for a female.

I am overweight and nobody I care about cares about this; I don't care either.

I've lost about 30 lbs since school let out. Disc golf, bicycle rides, and general wandering around all help. But once school starts back up i'll be over weight again. I don't care gimme burger: om nom nom.

Good thing I'm chronically underweight, like a Japanese VIPPER.