How does a fur suit wearer poop in a public toilet?
>>1
You know, I've thought about this before. I think the amount of grossness on the floor would determine my decision. If there is anything visibly wet or sticky on the floor then I would roll up my skirt otherwise I would let it drop. This is probably mostly psychological.
I don't know how much does a skirt weight and if that would be tiresome quickly, but my idea is to move my legs apart and stretch the skirt a little just under the knees.
It depends on the length of the skirt. If it's a medium or short skirt, you try to keep the waistband about at your knees while lifting your knees up slightly so that it won't drag on the floor, or if it does drag on the floor it's only a little bit. If it's a long skirt you don't really have a choice and you have to bunch it up to your waist and hold it with one hand.
>>5
This is a maneuver I frequently use for pants that are a bit too long for me.
>>6
I guess the dilemma arises when the skirt is long/short enough to go both ways.
What if you could do all your life's worth of pooping immediately, then never have to do it again until you die? Would you accept the offer?
>>9
About how long would it take? a month of straight pooping? 2 months? a year?
We're probably creating something very, very strange in SAoVQ for future anthropologists to discover in the Planetary Archives of the 21st century.
>>10
If you take into account prolonged toilet exposure due to constipation etc., I think average poop time would be two solid weeks.
>>13
Would you wipe after each one? wipe after every hour? Use a bidet? You will need to wipe or clean yourself at some point or else the poop will eventually crust over
I'm in. I usually sit there with an NDS or PSP for ten extra minutes anyway.
What about the physical stress you'd get from shitting for two weeks straight? Would you have to worry about prolapse or whatever, or would that be covered by the magic, too?
What would happen if you regretted your decision to shit it all out at once? Does that mean shit crawls back up your anus?
>>16
You might get a prolapse or something I think. I'm assuming the magic only works for the situation as in, you're still a human being you just have this one opportunity. If you did get a prolapse though who cares, you have no poop to ever leak out. It would be hard to handle eating, you would need a helper (a system of cleaning your poop trail would be pretty difficult).
>>17
I think so, otherwise there really wouldn't be much punishment for changing your mind. It would be quick though, like a movie where something gets pulled back up into something else really quickly.
By accepting >>9's offer after having collected statistics about my defecation patterns, couldn't I calculate my projected lifespan with a pretty decent accuracy? I don't want to learn I'll die at 50.
>>19
You could get a reasonable idea (you'd know you weren't going to die within the next few years, for example), but your prediction's accuracy beyond that would be heavily dependent on whether or not you end up having or not having severe dietary/intestinal problems in the following decades.