OP here! My roommate in this new place is turning out to be a dickhead!

Red flag 1: He invites his girlfriend over to play a power-hour of Halo with him and all he does is spawncamp her over and over and over and make everyone in the room feel uncomfortable.

Red flag 2: He is constantly telling my other roommates that he has absolutely no spare time during the day to cook his own meals or clean the apartment and this is all part of the great tragedy that is "being a law student".

The last straw (last night): He invited a shitboat of people with him to play poker until 4 AM! He set up the table just outside of my door. I wake up at 2 and look out of my door and he asks "ahaha did we interrupt your beauty sleep?" "yes, what the fuck are you doing I have work in 5 hours" "ahaha we'll keep it down". (My mistake here was not saying "No, get these dipshits out and go to bed")
They wake me up at 3 AM, i step out of my room, they don't notice.
4 AM is where I finally throw the door open and he just says "sowwy" like a fucking sperg-tot (he is)

At this point he takes the fucking hint and gets everyone out of the room then places the blame on me for not telling everyone to get out in the first place.

I would have called him out on the "not having enough time thing" but we both know he's bullshitting. Unless your life belongs to someone else from the time you wake up to the time you go to bed, you have no grounds to ever say "I am too busy to X,Y,Z".

Next time I think I am just going to beat the shit out of him because he is an un-VIP 25 year old manbaby.