VIPPERs, countrymen -- horses are a menace to all that QUALITY means. We must design a solution to the horse problem before it overwhelms us.

I too would like to express my desire to integrate VIP QUALITY into the horse community.

HORSES

We should found a glue factory of VIP quality.

>>1 is a dancing man wearing a horse mask cooking wild mushrooms.

>>2
You know what I think? I think that you are a horse.

>>7
How does horse know what SAoVQ is

>>8
How does horse ignore what SAoVQ is?
Please, do not bother us with such meaningless rhetoric. We are concerned with real debate here, not fantasies and speculation.

Please, relax, I think we can all horse along. I mean get along. I am not a horse.

If horses are eliminated, what do I compare my penis to? What do I compare a great pee to? What do I compare an enormous dump to?

>>13
I have to like a race horse too, if you know what I mean.

>>12
A horse. We've never seen most dinosaurs, yet we frequently compare ourselves to them.

http://www.getonmyhorse.com/

You're using coconuts! You've got 2 empty halves of a coconut and you're banging them together!

Go get The Stig. Some say he once punched a horse to the ground.

I'm a big fan of "horseface" theatre, because it depicts actual horses so well.

A horse is a horse, of course!

Mmm horsey sushi

I do not like horses.

>>22
Only non-VIP preppy girls like horses. I don't understand why people think Equestrian is a sport. IT IS NOT A SPORT!

>>23

It is as much of a sport as Nascar

>>24
DON'T MESS WITH NASCAR

>>24
In comparison to horses, Nascar is high culture.

>>18

Some say his hair is the legendary golden fleece.

A horse took my job.

Take chess for instance. Would it hurt the game to remove the horses? I think that we would agree that chess would be a better game if instead of horses there were, say, giant robots or ether canons.

>>24
Now hold on a minute. How can you compare driving for 500 miles at 185 miles per hour with no air conditioning, power steering, or even an automatic transmission with riding around on an animal that does all the work for you?

I mean, Nascar is pretty dull, but compared to horses? My good man. They are nothing alike.

I heard you can get warts from being too close to horses. If you know what I mean.

ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;) It's you!

Fuck, it's a horse

Everybody run!

How do you expect to combat the horse problem if you cower in fear at the slightest neigh?!

Quick, fetch the lumberjack!

>>35
Somebody ort to do something, innit

>>37
That's more like it.

This thread sucks.

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>>40 is a horse.

>>42
That explains the smell.

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Horses' odor is not VIP QUALITY.

My girlfriend left me. Now she's with a horse.

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