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>From mvs Fri Nov 16 17:11 EST 1991
Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran.
It's just 150 fucking yen!
For about a fucking hour.
150 yen!
I wanted to fucking interrogate you.
What the hell is wrong with you people?
A large bowl with extra gravy!".
A large bowl with extra gravy!".
I wanted to say "extra gravy".
You know what?
This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just wanted to fucking eat all that gravy?
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Don't copy that floppy!
How do I catch Pikablu? I can't seem to get a straight answer.
im 13 year old pro hacker lol ^_^
my hobbies are hanging w/friends, homework, playing counterstrike (PWNED! lol) and surfing gamefaqs (NOT gamefags, idiots)
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In computer class, there was only one computer or only one computer game, so we all sat around the computer and watched as each person was able to spend about 5 minutes playing on it. The teacher didn't understand time management so right before it was your turn, the school bell rang. And so you never got to play the Little Critters game ;_;
Who else understands my pain?
>>12
You have to catch an Articuno, go to the S.S. Anne, then use Strength and push the truck. Pikablue will appear after you do (make sure you have a safari ball!)
>>14
I never got to complete a game of Oregon Trail, EVER. I understand, VIPPER.
Look at all those Gameshark codes, I'm gonna be the coolest kid on the block!
You are all EDUCATED STUPID. SEE BEYOND the lies of academic/religious singularity BRAINWASHED into your soul by the Queer Jew God of Evil and denounce the intended EVIL of the 12 hour or 1/2 Day clock by accepting the TRUTH of Spiraling 4 Corner 4 Day Harmonic Time Cube Quad Helix Principle. I have IRREFUTABLE PROOF that you all criminally worship a Queer defied as fake God.
Thought you might like to know...
Apparently , a new computer virus has been engineered by a user of America Online that is unparalleled in its destructive capability. Other, more well-known viruses such as Stoned, Airwolf, and Michaelangelo pale in comparison to the prospects of this newest creation by a warped mentality.
What makes this virus so terrifying is the fact that no program needs to be exchanged for a new computer to be infected. It can be spread through the existing e-mail systems of the InterNet.
Luckily, there is one sure means of detecting what is now known as the "Good Times" virus. It always travels to new computers the same way - in a text e-mail message with the subject line reading simply "Good Times". Avoiding infection is easy once the file has been received - not reading it. The act of loading the file into the mail server's ASCII buffer causes the "Good Times" mainline program to initialize and execute.
The program is highly intelligent - it will send copies of itself to everyone whose e-mail address is contained in a received-mail file or a sent-mail file, if it can find one. It will then proceed to trash the computer it is running on.
The bottom line here is - if you receive a file with the subject line "Good TImes", delete it immediately! Do not read it! Rest assured that whoever's name was on the "From:" line was surely struck by the virus. Warn your friends and local system users of this newest threat to the InterNet! It could save them a lot of time and money.
Next Wednesday is September 6000th, 1993. What should we do to celebrate?
Hello,
Ihave just about completed an experiment:
On occasion I would get cramps in one or both of my lower legs or
feet, while trying to sleep at night. I gave it a lot of thought and
decided to blame it on fish. Then I went off of all fish for a long
time. No cramps. About a week ago I purchased a box of frozen fish;
took it home and ate some fish - a lot of it; that night I had the
good old cramps, and they were severe. Last night I cooked up a batch
of the same fish, which had remained frozen in my frig. freezer. I ate
a normal amount, and last night I had the cramps in one leg.- it was
slight.
The experiment isnot finalized, and iwill continue this experiment,
however here are a few examples of my very, early findings:
Some types of fish donot cause the cramps or they do, but not all
batches nor all times of the year. Allowing the fish to sit in the
freezer, before eating, or thawing and refreezing allows the poisons/
whatever to weaken. The amount of the contaminated fish eaten affects
the severity of the cramps.
I donot know if Iam dealing with a manmade contaminate, or this is a
natural sea contaminate, or is something coming from the guts of the
fish upon its violent or slow death.
Please join me in this experiment and keep posted here at USENET.
Thank you.
Truly
Truth will set you free, according to Jesus in John 8:32
In the name of the moon I will punish you
>>25
I don't know why you're involving me. I'm a peaceful entity.
>>18
I once found a kid's Gameshark in the middle of our field during recess in elementary school. That kid eventually became a drug dealer.
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Dear Grandma
I am writing you an email. That is short for electronic mail. How are you? I am fine. Hope you are able to find this.
Love,
Your grandson
That was about the jist of the first email I ever sent
>>33
No, but I did try to send an email to santa@northpole. He never replied :(
Dearly Website Today:
To my English, forgive me am German makes happily speaks, because I, and to the English.
It is brings a matter to to your attention. I have a science-Proven magic petrification ray that is capable to change magic any young feminine person into a marble statue immediately with magic. I am has very excitied to this thing. I will tell you the story. I enjoy to turn of pretty young girls in statue. I turned ran five girls in statue with the device however I out of girl and need I more girl. Help me please to receive to more girl. It is very important service to the world girl in statue because to transform:
1. Girls who have been turned in statue can be used for decoration.
2. Rocky-girl transformed did not make overpopulate the world or use natural Betriebsmittel.
3. The girls hear stop aging and decaying if in statue.
4. Young feminine person lives eternally after statue.
5. Girl, when statue is nicer, than a girl as a meat -- only kidding! :)
6. Women, when statue can be naked in publicly naked, to how fleshy woman does not complain.
7. Woman think I when statue is prettier, than women while living woman, opinion lives.
8. Humanity as well likes statue.
9. Women and girl liked by people.
10. Combining you 8 and 9 (8+9) - women + statues = girl who is changed to statue with machine, best.
11. Woman doesn't have to make waste or must eat or must sleep after statue becomes.
THESE ARE CAUSE FOR WHY.
I will tell you like the machines functioning.
A. The body of girl changes of organic fleshy material into marble stone.
B. Woman cannot move.
C. Young feminine person is statue eternal.
D. Girl can think and can: girl mind awake and living to see, from SCIENCE.
E. Woman knows, is is herself that she statue, and aware all that happens.
F. I make statue feminine petrification statue happily. This why that I am need of you:
ARE YOU WOMAN GIRL? If you are woman girl, you come can make stop please to me so I can make girls becoming and beginnings of becoming stone statue woman. They come my house, remains my home. First you come my house. Then you remove clothes will need your to naked so you take it off. Then you stand on pedestal-stand to pose. Then I turn the petrification machine and it you statue turns you into. You will be the naked, and marble, and young, and girl, and pedestal-stand. Then you remain my home. With other girl-statue.
Good worry would plan turn takes that I to of my girl--in-statue. I speak touches with you and tremendously you and you sexually to show my love to you and make you happily and satisfies. You will be awake, sees during statue, awake eternally, to world, therefore I maintained would retain you and am happy too good.
They remain statue eternal. If I die I, I give provides you to for to other good man for care.
CONDITION: I do not become excited by children, therefore you must be old at least 13 years. I do not become excited old people, therefore you must be young under 21 years. You age is preferred becomes 17 the perfect years. Lovely must be. Must be willing to naked. No Africans or Turks. Jews preferred. Also Canada.
IF YOU WISH: Answer to my message with your electronic abschickenden addresses WANTING, and I will tell, how you come to me to becomes to statue!
More:
KNOW YOU A WOMAN GIRL?
Do you have a girlfriend? I will pay you if gives you to me your girlfriend or girlfriends: twenty Deutschemarks. Your girlfriend or girlfriends petrification statues with machine will become. Your girlfriend will be happy with me and become your girlfriend the statues or your girlfriends the statue, and many other statues please, that girl lived with me.
Sell girlfriend to me. If you do not like your girlfriend, you give her because I will like her, if I change her in statue, to me if you like her, sell will not can move her to me anyway because I will make her happy through making it, a statue eternally so it on pedestal she can stand.
If you are masculine or feminine, either, gives your feminine friends. to me. I pay twenty Deutschemarks per a woman. They ready must not voluntarily come, or voluntarily. You her to me and I pay you, girl I takes and transforms into stone.
Do you have sister? Bring to your sister to me, and I will make her be a statue. See conditions. She will eternally be statue instal of your living meat sister. Won't it happily make you? Give undesirable sisters to me. Is your sister bad to you? Mean? I will change her into statue, therefore she will be no longer mean. If you do not like sister, you has her punished through that its stone would make me. If sister falls in love, reward closes me you her through leaving her as stone. You can be an Onlychild through turning of all sisters into statues!
Undesirable daughters? I like daughter children. If you a parent are frustrated with daughter, will buy I daughter from you if daughter is charmingly. WARNING: ADDITIONAL PAYMENT MONEY FOR TWINS. If daughter rebellion is receives or in difficulty, will repair I your daughter through chaning her meat into marble so that she is a statue. She will become no longer difficulty. I LIKE CHARMINGLY DAUGHTER CHILDREN. :) :) :)
CONDITION: I will not be excited to children, therefore girls at least 13 years. I do not become excited old people, therefore woman must be under 21 years. You age is preferred becomes 17 the perfect that. Lovely must be. Must naked be. No African or Turks. Jews preferred. Also Canada. Additional Deutchemarks for CanadaJews.
THIS NOTICE IS URGENTLY
I sketched my concepts above.
Economy with me please makes can can be happy, so that we all love.
Will soon I eternally turn many girls in statue so that they are statue, instead of girl to livelihood, but they remain awake and will be able to become see world around it -- you or your girlfriend or sister or daughter or friend or girlfriend miteingeschlossen?
YES!
Danke. (That says thanks!)
May the glory of God brightness on you eternally, enriching your life with wealth and Segnungn. The glory preserve and gives your good health long life with large prosperity and Segnungn to you. You protect and retain from damage God's hand and you safe of all, you live so that you and your family in joy and good fortune, and you can scream the name of the God to the ending of the earth. Amen.
>>35
Please visit my link. It's teh German message board. It desperately needs posters
>>36
But Halcy, what if some of us only have limited skills in Deutsch?
>>37
I'm not Halcy. If you don't know Deutsch, you should post in an English board as long as I don't make an international board
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its not done.
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>>36
If you're stupid enough to think that's a real post, I doubt anyone here has any interest in your site.
Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager
Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
Damn kids. They're all alike.
But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain,
ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what
made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of
the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms.
Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I
screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through
the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is
sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is
found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or
ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying
for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and
you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek
after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color,
without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us
and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me
for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
>>44
Haha, oh man... I feel like such an idiot for once liking this.
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Does anyone want to trade neopets with me?
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Send this to at least 30 people or else you will have bad luck with your love life for the next 7 years!
Get a free AOL update CD by mail.
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Everyone wanted to be this kid.
>>56
Hahahaha, "Even a toy for the neighbor!"
Sure, whatever you have to tell yourself at night buddy.
im a club kidsoft kid
Welcome to Yahooligans, the search engine that's safe for the whole family!
Hello everybody out there using minix -
I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and
professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. This has been brewing
since april, and is starting to get ready. I'd like any feedback on
things people like/dislike in minix, as my OS resembles it somewhat
(same physical layout of the file-system (due to practical reasons)
among other things).
I've currently ported bash(1.08) and gcc(1.40), and things seem to work.
This implies that I'll get something practical within a few months, and
I'd like to know what features most people would want. Any suggestions
are welcome, but I won't promise I'll implement them :-)In the 90s I was like, 8 and hung out in yahoo!games and chat.
any1 want 2 cyber lol
>>63
Is VIPPER trying to make me feel old?
The best part about AOL in my country was their free portal. When accessing some of the free parts of their site in the AOL browser, you'd be disconnected and have to wait two minutes for your modem to call the toll-free line that didn't count against your 50 hours.
PRESENT DAY. PRESENT TIME. HAHAHAHAHA
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stumbles on a naked picture of sailormoon in a lurid pose with the words 'more hentai' on the screen
looks around nervously
proceeds onward
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Download your very own countdown to year 2000 timer.
HELLO GENTLEMEN
2000: The year of the Linux desktop
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Which PDA is the best to buy? I was thinking of either a Palm Zreo or a Sony CLIE...
VIPPER Ate My Balls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyEnJCgTZds
A NEW WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7mozA-ptI
hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like
Check out the newest N64 game coming out!
Join the Sega Saturn Fan Web Ring!
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Haha! Have you seen this 3d dancing baby .gif?? hold on I'll forward it to you
>>93
HAHA THATS GREATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SIGNED U UP 4 FUNNY JOKES FROM FUNNYJOKES.COM TOO!!! ENJOY THESE ARE A RIOT!!1
NGE IS TEH GREATEST ANIMU EVA!!1!
NGE > *
Where can I buy a hacker t-shirt?
>>85
Dear VIPPER I AM FROM THE FUTURE IN 2010 I WILL STILL BE PLAYING THIS GAME, ONLY IT WILL BE ON A PRIVATE SERVER.
LISTEN TO MY MESSAGE AND TRUST THE FUCKHEAD.
NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER BE AS AWESOME AS YOUR MAG MAKE THE BEST OF IT. IF YOU WAIT TILL 2003 THE FAR OFF FUTURE A WEBSITE WILL BE CREATED CALLED GAMEFAQ THEY WILL TELL YOU HOW TO RAISE THE PERFECT MAG.
ALL SO RAcast IS AWESOME ANYONE THAT TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A MUNCHKIN.
YOU WILL KNOW WHAT THESE WORDS MEAN IN A FEW YEARS.
p.s. girls are awesome especially talking to them. The vagina is overrated but once you bother to get to know them, they are worth all the time.
I only need a little over a decade to build my time machine if you send me large sums of money. It should be ready somewhere in mid-2010 if I start immediately. Thank you, and please sign my guestbook. I made it look pretty after taking a class on HTML.
Mark my words, Card Captor Sakura is an anime that will be remembered 20 years from now!
Download this MIDI file and embed it in your website using the following code:
The World Wide Web would never kill Gopher.
Show your support for the Microsoft anti-trust lawsuit.
Check out this tech stock that has soared to 1000 times its size in just one month!
I can't play another round of Age of Empires, my dad needs to use the phoneline :-(
In 2020 we will be able to download a music CD wirelessly in less than a few hours! History will prove me right!
Anyone have any GoldenEye cheat codes?
All your base are belong to us
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Look at this funny video somebody sent me in an e-mail
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A lot of sites can no longer be browsed via Archive.org because web-squaters buy up domains, and then disallow all Robots. The sites that used to index once-popular dead pages are now gone too (How ironic). I would consider downloading the Geocities archive if I had enough bandwidth.....
Maybe you would like to experience too, VIPPER?:
http://www.heavensgate.com/
http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
http://classicwebpages.com/
http://www.textfiles.com/underconstruction/
>>118
iL<_M ; j beaten on Under Construction archive. Perhaps I should try YAHOO! searching for a GIRL FRIEND to cry on over LIVE CHAT?
http://istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/
http://www.2atoms.com/comedy/worstoftheweb/blount.htm
Have you seen the new HTML2 logo? It's available as a XBM file you can see inline in Mosaic!
If the internet continues to grow at this rate, we will run out of IP addresses by 2030! We need to do something!
[spacer.gif][spacer.gif][spacer.gif][welcome.gif] to my www page!
ROMS for NES and SNES:
First you must vote at Top 20 ROM List then you may click below to download from a choice of 1000 ROMs for NES and SNES.
Check out my Doom WAD file!
>>132
This VIPPER would be legitimately interested in COOL FREE WADS (perhaps of a VIP QUALITY)
Signing your guestbook, friend!
Your website wins my award, the >>135 award for outstanding webstyle,
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A very long flame war between Sailor Moon fans and Dragon Ball Z fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUs7iG1mNjI
What is the internet?
>>137
Or looking for sailormoon pictures and then stumbling across sailormoon and DBZ hentai and not clicking out of the website all that quickly...
And then getting all shaky and scared because you looked at naked anime boobies.
>>139
In elementary school, a friend of mine informed me about a Dragon Ball Z fansite I should check out called Dragon Ball X. I was reluctant, but he kept insisting, so I decided to check it out on the computer at my daycare that some of the kids around my age went to after school.
After loading the index page, I am immediately greeted with a giant pair of animated breasts bouncing on the screen. Me and a guy I was kind of friends with sitting beside me quickly jumped to cover the screen.
We didn't get in trouble, and laughter ensued.
>>140
The same thing happened to me AT SCHOOL too. I thought DBX was a special series like DBGT.
>>141 I saw that sort of thing happen to a guy when I was in High School. I asked him "What's happening here?"
The earliest memory I have of the internet is my dad looking up cheat codes for Donkey Kong Country for me. I didn't understand what the internet was though so I just assumed that all computers came with video game walkthroughs built into them.
It is. http://alexchiu.com/
> This forum discusses how the government of USA will be like if Alex Chiu becomes a dictator.
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>>52, >>145-147
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Website will be around forever if the server uses an IMMORTALITY DEVICE~!
>>121
I wish I could change my homepage from http://mosaic.mcom.com/index.html
3d Dancing baby
Hamster dance
>>151
https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=59314
(Well, to be fair, it's not from the 90's but from 2000. Only took 11 years to fix!)
Click here to download software that protects your computer from the Y2K bug.
I REMBER WHEN YAHOO HAD CHAT ROOMS!!!! AHHH THOSE WHERE THE DAYS
I KISS YOU
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