Let's be honest: Men suck at math. Why don't they leave all those tough proofs and myriad technical notation to the infinitely more well-adapted female mind? I'll bet if not for their exaggerated libido and sense of importance (You can go out and shoot a deer to bring home for dinner? I've already got vegetable stew, you ape, because we have a farm which harvests much healthier junk than the burned muscles of animals), they would all be tucking their dicks behind their legs and allowing us to tutor them on matters we actually do understand, such as the differential topology and even quantum-harmonic applications of knot theory.

Men make me sick.