(　･ิω･ิ) How should I wear my hair today?

Make sure he is VIP QUALITY of course!

VIP Quality men are so hard to come by these days. If only I could find one like Daddy Cool

>>20
Attractive men are assholes. There's no way around it.
Nobody wants a pushover nice guy. +｡('∀'＊)+｡

>>22
WforM- lOoKiNg fOr tAll cAt wItH bIg nOsE; mUsT bE dRug anD dIsEaSe fReE. iS pLuS iF nAmEd dAdDyCoOl. nO mItTeNs

tee hee

>>23
Actually my boyfriend is a cute androgynous nerd. He's probably a genius as well. But he is HOT AS SKILLETS

Are women interested in an average looking guy who respects women, and who actually hit someone once for calling a woman "bitch"?

>>27
Yes if they can get us drunk and give us weed.

>>23
Does misanthropy count as being an asshole? I'm not particularly mean, in fact I try to be as courteous and well mannered as possible, but boy do I hate people.

>>26
Please remember to call your bf/gf by a gender ambiguous name like "significant VIPPER.

>>29
When did this thread turn into one about love advice. Please think before you post.

>>30
This is girl talk. I can do what I want.

Finding boyfriends is hard. Let's go shopping!

Credit cards are a girl's best friend

I HAVE CREDIT CARDS

Single male looking for VIP girlfriend. Will subsidize spending habits to include liqour and or booze. Will buy cam.

>>31
Five years in the tanasinn chamber.

>>34

How ugly/fat are you? As women we are able to overlook your repulsiveness as long as you have money, but there is a limit.

Six two one hundred and ninety pounds. Very fit. Attractive. Socially awkward. Korean.

Very lonely will put up with anything just to not feel like I will die alone.

Do Korean men generally have good job stability?

>>37
TANASINN CHAMBER, ALL OF YOU

(　･ิω･ิ) The results are back

(　･ิω･ิ) I'm pregnant

>>38
Yes we do

Daddycool is all of the man I need.

>>40
Who's the father?

(　･ิω･ิ) It's...Tablecat!

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Ah, pretending to be a girl on IRC never quite loses its fun!

>>52
details please!

>>52
It's more fun on Omegle...although half the time I just act the way I usually do and the Stranger assumes I'm female.

>>53
Well I have cyber-sex and find out intimate information about people's lives. Maybe I will whine about my problems because I am a girl and most guys will listen to girls whine if they are cute. Of course I send them a picture of a very cute girl as well.

That's it really.

>>54
I shall try this.

Wow, she is so damn hot! She is so hot that I would not mind smelling her ass when she farts. I just want to hear her fart, and get my face in her ass, and smell her hot, succulent, natural ass-perfume, and smell the seat she is sitting in for her farts! Mmmm! Delicious. That would make me so euphoric better than any drug. Female farts: one of the best sounds and smells on earth!

>>56
Does it smell like vanilla?

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　　　　　‖　 Run! I'll take care of the rest!
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>>23 Plenty of attractive men are polite.

Too bad they already have boyfriends.

>>59
wait what.

>>60
wink wink

('A`)

>>61

I don't understand what you are implying.

>>63
wink wink

>>64
Stop that it is nondescript and misleading.

>>63 It means that the attractive and polite men are gay.

At last, let's take this stupid thread off of the map.

I have a feeling some of the VIPPERs replying are not female at all.

Why don't you reach into my pants and find out, Vipper? ( ≖‿≖)