[Snooty Food] Give me recipes [Funky] (10)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 03:29 [Del]

Rose Biscotti

3 cups flour
1.5 cups sugar
2 t baking soda
3 eggs
1/2 stick butter, room temp
1/2 t vanilla extract
1.5 T rose water

Mix ingredients, divide in half and form into a log shape. Press flat and bake for 20-25 minutes @ 375F, should be just turning golden brown. Let cool, then slice into 1/2 inch pieces and bake a second time until dry. Serve with a strong wine or coffee.

2 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 10:18 [Del]

Fancy hearing cake

1 slimy cucumber
Juice of one baby, fresh from the blender (it's awwwwwwwwright)
The heart of a mother
cats whiskers, plucked with oak chopsticks.
14 eggs
mayonnaise
One bag of flour blessed with holy water

Mix the cucumber with the eggs, and urinate on it. Hollow out the cucumber and pour in the baby juice. Dig a hole seven feet deep and eight feet in diameter and pour the mixture into it. Then fill the rest of the hole with concrete. Wait twenty years. Allow the mixture to sit for five to ten days. Slam the rest of the ingredients in someone's mouth. Rub the mayonnaise all over the heart.

3 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 17:47 [Del]

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Now let's bake a LISA HELPS THE BLIND!!

Ingredients:

* Durian.
* 1 cat asshole
* Fancy Hearing Cake
* Loli tears
* Fugu prepared by illegal Mexican laborers
* 3 pounds of cheddar
* <丶｀∀´> NIDA!

STEP ONE: Expose of all ingredients. Expand probability. Calibrate luminescence manifolds. Then take all of your money and put it in the freezer for safe-keeping. Smoke break. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Drop the ashes into the dough, then allow to rise. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot. You should probably get out the pie crust and bake the pie now. Just add all the ingredients and put it in the oven. When it's done, make sure you eat it. Voila!

Bon appetit!

4 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 17:53 [Del]

>>3
I really prefer that dish with eel farts. That's just me though.

5 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 17:55 [Del]

>>3
That's a lot of work, since you have to do everything in >>2 just for one ingredient

6 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 21:40 [Del]

F.O.O.D.
(F.O.O.D. Of Omnipotent Deities)

Ingredients

  • 1 cup of F.O.O.D.

Instructions

  • Preheat the recursive oven to its current temperature plus 1. Prepare F.O.O.D. When it is finished, pour into a greased baking dish and bake for an eternity or until bubbly and light brown.

7 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 22:47 [Del]

Selbina Butter

Main Skill: Cooking (20 - Recruit)

* Crystal: Ice
* Ingredients: Selbina Milk, Rock Salt

8 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-10 12:36 [Del]

Soumen and Tsuji

  • Soy sauce
  • Rice Wine
  • Fish Flakes
  • Vanilla
  • Soumen

Collect soumen from soumen thread. Meanwhile, mix soy sauce, wine and fish flakes to taste. Add two drops of vanilla. Pour over soumen in a bowl and enjoy.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-13 01:23 [Del]

I saw this thread and was excited to read what looked like a bunch of recipes but then I was ( ・ω・)

10 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-13 04:36 [Del]

Battered Green Peppers
Serves 2
You will need:

* 20ml water
* 3 green peppers

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. fry the green peppers
3. fry the green peppers
4. flip the green peppers
5. heat the green peppers
6. spoon the green peppers onto a warmed plate
7. saute the green peppers
8. mix the green peppers in
9. saute the green peppers
10. sprinkle the green peppers over the top
11. put the green peppers in the fridge to set
12. throw the water away
13. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot

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