( ) Now let's bake a LISA HELPS THE BLIND!!
Ingredients:
* Durian.
* 1 cat asshole
* Fancy Hearing Cake
* Loli tears
* Fugu prepared by illegal Mexican laborers
* 3 pounds of cheddar
* <ḾL> NIDA!
STEP ONE: Expose of all ingredients. Expand probability. Calibrate luminescence manifolds. Then take all of your money and put it in the freezer for safe-keeping. Smoke break. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Drop the ashes into the dough, then allow to rise. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot. You should probably get out the pie crust and bake the pie now. Just add all the ingredients and put it in the oven. When it's done, make sure you eat it. Voila!
Bon appetit!