I am a Lumberjack; any questions?

Is a tree felled by your strength, or the axe's?

I am a worker in a metwurst factory; any questions?

I am not in employment, education or training; any questions?

>>2
It is the saws work, but my technique. a big portion of it is learning to "read" the fall and be able to no what cut to make and where.

>>4
Got any ramen?

>>3
Do you eat it yourself?

I am an auto mechanic; any questions?

Do you sometimes do... things... to the cars?

>>4
I'm thinking of getting into the retail sector, something like JWN or SKS, any recommendations?

>>9
Sometimes I like to reach behind and give their mufflers a little squeeze

I am a bounty hunter for Jabba the Hutt. AMA

>>12
What kind of car do you drive?

>>12
Tell Jabba I've got his money...

I am a professional yaoi fangirl, ask me anything kawaii desu ^____^

Do you hate otaku?

>>13

A vette.

>>15 How much do you weigh?

I am a professional Wal Mart greeter, ask me anything.

>>19
Do you secretly loathe every person you're forced to smile at?

>>16

rolf no they r our brethern in teh anime!!1! but sometimes they hate on teh buttsex and that makes me a sad neko :(

(Nah, I'm pretty indifferent to them)

>>18

i am a beatiful wymn ok -3-

(5'4'' and 145. Not obese, but not something you'd want to see in a swimming suit either.)

>>21
Do you find Billy Herrington to be attractive?

I am a Rogue Librarian, ask me anything.

How many people have you caught fucking and where?

>>22
YOU LIKE THAT HUH? I FEEL INCREDIBLE. YU GA MI NE NA. AHHH AHHH~

>>23 How do you silence the people who talk too loudly?

I play piano in a whorehouse. Is there a question?

>>27 Could you jazz it up please?

>>27
Could you play "Sandstorm", please?