Banned from World4ch (24, permasaged)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-16 22:56 [Del]

So I spammed "JACKSON 5 GET" on 3 threads and then MrVacBob deleted all my VIP quality posts and now I am banned from all the textboards and imageboards. Just because I say jackson 5 get on 3 threads doesn't mean I'm a spammer.

I'm gonna chill here.

2 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-16 23:22 [Del]

Serves you right.

3 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-16 23:50 [Del]

>spammed "JACKSON 5 GET" on 3 threads
>doesn't mean I'm a spammer

氏ねよカス

4 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 00:03 [Del]

>>1
I don't like that trolling and spam have made it into SAoVQ. This thread needs to be removed.

5 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 00:07 [Del]

Honestly VIPPERS, I just posted Jackson 5 GET as a joke. I actually had about 10 threads on /lounge/ that were getting serious discussions that are now gone...

6 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 02:33 [Del]

If you continue such behavior as exhibited on World4ch, you will be most unwelcome here. As chill as this area professes to be, there are actually many VIPPERs that are militant about quality. They will not hesitate to criticize any posts that they deem to be low quality. Unfortunately, these vehement posts are often just as low quality as the posts they criticize.

Despite this problem, SAoVQ remains one of the highest QUALITY boards of the English speaking Internet. If you do stay here, please contribute only in a VIP manner to help maintain this board's status. The secret is that one must not think, but feel.

7 Name: VIPPER !LLLLLLLLL. : 2010-08-17 04:51 [Del]

>>6

I would like to interject here and state that some ways and forms of spamming are rather VIP. Tablecat, for example, will only amuse many VIPPERS (though not all) through its overabundance. Personally, I find the drivel churned out by spambots to be enjoyable in the same sense that VIPPERS enjoy the merits of Aria Giovanni fisting, Helen Keller simulators, and admission to FairX's secret area of hax.

However, you most certainly have a strong point. JEWS threads aren't much of a contribution to the VIPcoin-fueled economy that is our Secret Area, and there isn't much humor to be had in the AnonTalk spam itself (though I feel that you can observe its creator's gradual decline from a mere accusation to trolling to paranoid delusion and desperation, making the AnonTalk spam incredibly depressing). Furthermore, it can be worse: /a/'s children's-card-game counterpart to the Jackson 5 GET isn't the slightest bit funny, but it seduces DQN into arbitrarily obtaining any and all instances of the number 5.

To defeat the Jackson 5 GET, one must not merely think about spam or GETs in the sense of the GET, but feel them. Consider the grieving the Jackson 5 have felt during the trials of their most famous member. Visualize how the Jackson family suffered through the publicized death of said famous member. Now, imagine all of these feelings, the opera of the entire Jackson family, summoned every time a naïve VIPPER sacrifices the fifth post of a thread in their name. Suddenly, the Jackson 5 GET is a beast more morbid than any pharaoh that can best a Blue-Eyes White Dragon. This will no longer be a question of quality, but a question of ethics.

And when an unsuspecting VIPPER GETs the final sacrifice required to bring whatever wicked scheme the Jackson 5 have devised, presumably the scenario outlined in Thriller, I will be here to do battle.

8 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 05:47 [Del]

This thread needs to be removed. Otherwise it will die.

Won't anyone please think of the thread?

9 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 08:52 [Del]

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10 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 11:19 [Del]

Spamming it in 3 threads isn't a sin, though I don't think you needed to start a thread here. Requesting permasage.

>>8
B...but removing it is like killing it!

11 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 11:47 [Del]

What does VIPPER think of DQN?

12 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 17:47 [Del]

>world4ch

I remember posting there in 2004-2006.

13 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 18:38 [Del]

>>12 world4ch really sucks now.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 20:46 [Del]

Why did you have to mention world4ch. ANYTHING coming from 4chan sucks, it's so mainstream that many demographics go to it that don't understand the original culture. Maybe even the first inhabitants understood the japanese bbs, but saying world4ch automatically makes you a troll. This isn't some rivarlry between world4ch and saovq, don't start one!

This thread didn't have to be made and you have severely dropped the quality of all SAoVQ by making it. Please lurk to understand Saovq before making threads

（　´∀｀）have a fine stay.

15 Name: OP VIPPER : 2010-08-17 20:53 [Del]

>>14

Don't worry VIPPER. I have already made several VIP quality posts since I have been here and nobody has so far called me a troll. I'm not one of those JEWS JEWS JEWS kind of VIPPERS. I'm enjoying this place much better then... You know.

Since I have said everything I wanted to say, I request this thread be closed or permasaged.

16 Name: OP VIPPER : 2010-08-17 20:55 [Del]

>>15

I apologize for the text art format.

17 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 22:12 [Del]

>>14
I agree, though even as bad and mainstream as it is now, you'll still occasionally find a gem or two. If it weren't for places like SAoVQ and such, I'd probably lose my mind.

>>12-13
True, it is pretty terrible compared to real VIP QUALITY spots. /vip/ hasn't been the same, and has lost most of its quality. JEWS is tradition, but should be kept there.

I still hang out there from time to time, I really don't know why.

18 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-18 14:54 [Del]

Why would you go for a 5get?

19 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-19 07:21 [Del]

Because 2 + 3 = 5

20 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-19 18:34 [Del]

JACKSON 20 GET

21 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 12:07 [Del]

>>7
Tablecat threads aren't spamming. I don't think you understand what you are saying.

This thread makes me sad.

22 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-26 03:38 [Del]

> Jackson Five GET

Why hello there. I'm the poster who started stealing your GETs after some time.

23 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-30 05:49 [Del]

I see some asshat (probably OP) started spamming this again.

24 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 12:18 [Del]

>>22 I joined you.

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