When a horse falls, foam comes out of its mouth. When it falls, the legs of the horse thrash and the horse is no good… So somebody shoots it. The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the children’s hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse.
a mosquito bit me in the elbow once
A man you met wants to borrow some money. You lend him ten bucks. He thanks you and walks away. As he leaves, you notice that his footsteps are shaped like little David's Stars. At that moment you realise that you will never get that money back.
DQN opened a door. The lights went on. DQN closed the door. The lights went out. DQN opened the door again. The light went back on. DQN closed the door. The light went out again. "It's a refrigerator," concluded DQN.
It was around 10PM that night.
I was still very hungry, so I went to microwave myself something.
But as I approached the kitchen door, I heard some quiet noise. I was intrigued, as I was supposed to be alone.
Then, a really loud metallic noise surprised me, and the floor rumbled a little.
I slammed the door open.
I saw a huge mess. My cookware was all over the floor. One of my non-stick pans had scratches all over, rendering it unusable. A pot had a lot of bird excrement in it - that was so gross, I had to trash it afterwards too. A few large feathers were scattered about. The window was left open. And a box of penne rigate I had just bought disappeared from the scene.
Nothing else happened in other rooms - only in the kitchen. Up to this day I still do not know what happened.
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this is a true story so do not read it if you scare easy because everything here REALLY HAPPENED!!! and that knowledge could eat away at you and DRIVE you INSANE!
One day a young man was woken early by his mother.
"I got you a present" she said. "It is a teacup."
But the cup was huge maybe the size of one of those giant cups French people drink coffee out of in the morning.
Even so the young man believed in his mother who had raised him all these long hard years and made a large pot of Assam second flush enough to fill up the cup with.
"Maybe this will be good" he thought to himself in his head. "Maybe I can drink it while I read the news and it will be good that it lasts and it will wake me up more because I will get more caffeine."
But as he drank he realised that he was wrong.
There was too much tea.
He kept sipping but there was still more.
He took a gulp because he had been drinking long enough that it was not hot anymore.
There was still more.
And also his top lip kept sticking to the rim of the cup and it was quite annoying.
And there was still too much tea. . .
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
>>12-san is a liar, everyone knows that herons have horrible spelling.
Once upon a SAoVQ, one innocent poster wrote a chain letter warning against the danger of TERRIBLE POSTS, thinking it would make a good horror story. Little did he realize that his very story would cause TERRIBLE POSTS to propagate across the land, bringing to fruition the very horror within his fiction!
I just went to this restaurant to get a beef bowl, but the place was packed and they were all out of green onions, so I ended up ordering extra sauce.
I went to my girlfriend's house. We were sitting in her bedroom, watching YouTube videos and chatting on IRC on her laptop. We were casually browsing the internet for about an hour or so when she had to go to the bathroom.
While she was gone, I went to Google to find this article that I had been reading that I wanted to show her. I click in the box and "4chan" appears, right on top. Underneath that, "4chan.org troll," "4chan.org mfw," "4chan implying meme," and "r9k optimizer" all appeared before my eyes. Her search history continued like this for several pages.
At the very bottom of the list was the term "google"