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this is a true story so do not read it if you scare easy because everything here REALLY HAPPENED!!! and that knowledge could eat away at you and DRIVE you INSANE!

One day a young man was woken early by his mother.
"I got you a present" she said. "It is a teacup."
But the cup was huge maybe the size of one of those giant cups French people drink coffee out of in the morning.
Even so the young man believed in his mother who had raised him all these long hard years and made a large pot of Assam second flush enough to fill up the cup with.
"Maybe this will be good" he thought to himself in his head. "Maybe I can drink it while I read the news and it will be good that it lasts and it will wake me up more because I will get more caffeine."
But as he drank he realised that he was wrong.
There was too much tea.
He kept sipping but there was still more.
He took a gulp because he had been drinking long enough that it was not hot anymore.
There was still more.
And also his top lip kept sticking to the rim of the cup and it was quite annoying.
And there was still too much tea. . .