Down the chimney ol' St. VIP came with a bound,
He was sharply dressed, from his head to the ground.
As he appeared the bouquet drifted in:
Whiskey, Vodka, Absinthe, Gin!!


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"i'Ll giVe yOu a GiFt if yoU payme enough ;)"

A deal like this? Too good to be true!
So I russled up coins as if right on cue.
But the best gift of all I've already met:
It's Secret Area of VIP Quality dot net!

Like a magical wino he tumbled back to the night,
Return to VIPLANTUS must be quite a flight!

Before he was gone - he shouted by sled:
"mERrY VIPmas to AlL, aNd tO All a gOoD tHREad".