Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/
Part 7: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1263873012/
Part 8: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1272829922/
Part 9: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1286213227/
I want to learn how to play a guitar.
I dedicate this post to a decade of quality!
hey hey hey hey
bump this thread erryday
I didn't even notice that the last thread was coming to an end.
>>6
Haha, same here. Anyway, I just found out that today is a holiday, so I'm currently deciding what to do.
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/20080506125537/http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/
I found the lost threads
This time, let's only post once a day, too.
(∩´∀｀)∩ bump
Drinking rum.
Rum tastes like a dentist in my mouth. Is this normal? I hate dentists.
o hai
ゲイ・セックス
TRUE STORIES FROM THE LIFE OF A WANNABE VIPSTAR☆彡
Chapter One - The Dance Party (´ﾟ'ωﾟ`)
My friend Y. helped organize a dance party. This dance party was poorly advertised, on a Thursday night, and alcohol-free. Thus, only a handful of people trickled in, and only to eat the free food. The uncomfortable atmosphere was compounded by the demeanor of the organizers. For complicated reasons, half of the organizers harbored bad feelings against the other half. Thus they stood silently, arms folded, in opposite corners of the dark, spacious hall, the decor of which was more suited for a haunted mansion than a dance club.
Needless to say, nobody was dancing.
The situation was unbearable, but I fought against my impulse to allow the negative energy to quell my fiery, burning heart. I stopped thinking, and started feeling. I asked the DJ to put on an upbeat dance track that I liked, and when it came on, I bravely dragged Y. and a couple other of the organizers onto the dance floor.
Unfortunately, instead of allowing the beat to simply drop, the terrible amateur DJ began occupying himself with Ableton Live effects. Without any subtlety or finesse, he slammed the music through so much heavy delay and reverb that his painful musings destroyed all sense of a beat. Instead of the upbeat dance music I had expected, banshee-like cries of torment drifted out of the speakers, feeding the oppressive air of the near-empty hall.
We all stood uncomfortably watching each other for a few moments, waiting for the music to start. I hoped that the DJ's FX-binge would soon end and that the actual beat would drop, but with each painful second, hope sank deeper in my fragile heart. Eventually, everybody except Y. and I gave up and retreated to the safety of the wall. Seeing that Y. was soon to be swept away with the rest, I desperately threw a colorful scarf at her to distract her until the beat dropped. Just as planned, she caught the scarf but I held on to the other end, pulling in different directions to keep her limbs in motion before the weight of stillness in the room could anchor her to the ground for eternity. As she struggled to bring the scarf back to balance, our comic struggles resembled schoolgirl jump-roping rituals.
I was making a fool of myself, and my efforts were only making Y. more uncomfortable. By the time the horrid DJ had finally allowed the beat to drop, my inertia was near its end. With my last ounce of power, I grabbed Y.'s hand and energetically began dancing. For a few moments, it was working. But none joined our attempts at merriment, only staring with mild disapproval at this pitiful man's futile attempts to escape the prison of our insulated selves, his meaningless rebellion against reservations imposed by a life of disappointments, his senseless attempt to become VIP.
I could not subject poor Y. to this debacle any longer, so I let go. As soon as I released her hand, she stopped moving and cried, "I'm sorry, but it's just impossible like this after all!" She retreated, and I dejectedly followed suit. Having given up hope, I allowed myself to stop feeling and start thinking. Immediately, unhappy thoughts such as my reputation and my unrequited feelings for Y. began to creep upon my mind.
I still have much to learn on my path to becoming a true VIPSTAR. (´・ω:;.:...
>>19
A+++++++ WOULD READ AGAIN
Seriously, though, I was expecting this to be a verbose recreation of the Sandstorm post.
I get overly worried when I don't get reply text messages immediately. The other person always says the next day that s/he was out of money on the prepaid card, but I still worry every single time. Is this normal?
I want to murder something with my hands,
while whistling some gentle tunes to soothe my pain.
If it made my headache pass instantly,
I'd be ready to break all four legs of a small, cute kitten.
Sometimes you get drunk.
And other times you urinate in your friend's trash can with multiple people watching.
I'm waiting for a train with my girlfriend except she's with her dad who shouldn't know about us. That whole "pretend you don't know me thing" looks easier on the films.
I wonder what will happen...
Tablecat-sama, I'm sorry for overloading your server.
I've discovered the comfiest way to possibly use my desktop in my shitty tiny room. I feel kinda stupid though because I've been living here since September.
My fingers are cold.
http://yourworldoftext.com/saovq
I see you!
A little girl sent me a flower today.
It was sweet.
Vipping from SXSW. Wish ya'll were here.
It's almost time.
>>34
Do you throw utensils all around the kitchen when your pancakes don't come out right?
Sometimes, when I'm making pancakes, I will make a very, very small pancake, and put a very small square of butter on it. If you do that, and eat it, something magical will happen in your mouth.
Has anyone tried adding some whiskey to pancakes? I might try that tomorrow.
>>41
I think I'm going try making French Toast with whiskey. That sounds good.
"Ill-fated was the day I set my love on you, since I am forgotten by you, sweet friend."
When you finally get together the guts to straightforwardly ask for what you want, you may be surprised at the results!
Super huge full moon tomorrow night, get hype.
Say hey Johnny boy, the battle call
I dropped my phone in piss!
Please, VIPPER, wish me luck in its recovery!
What's a good sipping whiskey besides Jack Daniel's? I tried sipping Tullamore Dew and it was terrible.
My legs are muscular as fuck.
I have something like a tumor. Normally it hurts a little every now and then, but nothing enough to concern me. I haven't even told anyone about it.
But tonight it was terrible, it's more painful than it's ever been.
I wasn't planning on getting it looked at, but if this keeps up I may not have a choice.
It's hard, and extremely sensitive to touch. It's on the bottom of my right ass-cheek. Any medically savvy VIPPERs care to give me a COOL FREE diagnosis?
>>54 I once had a pilonidal cyst which was a painful thing right above my butt crack.
I popped it, and it bled severely, but it never shrank in size.
It had to be removed by surgery
Butts are hilarious.
I'm.. I'm going to make the switch to IRSSI today! I might also jailbreak my Wii. What are you VIPPER doing today?
I think I missed the entire Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [PART 9] thread...
WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY???
>>44
Despite my knowledge of the immense sadistic trickery used to accomplish your romantic aims, I still have feelings for you, VIPPER.
Based on the replies on my phone in the morning, I must have sent really weird messages when I was wasted last night.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
I drank three litres of chocolate milk today. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
My laptop is dead. Does any VIPPER have a spare laptop?
I can not love a man who can't learn to love himself!
Are we getting married or not?
The bond which VIPPERs share is stronger than marriage.
I think this person I've gotten to know recently is a pathological or compulsive liar but I can't be sure. Thing is, I'm okay with it if they are, but if it turns out they aren't and most of what they've been telling me is true then I'd feel kinda hurt.
I want people to know my name.
I skipped class today so I could come home and finish a take-home exam in that time.
Instead, I had a VIP lunch, jerked off, and took a hell of a nap.
I regret nothing.
On this day, VIPPER is officially married to VIPPER.
How to get cool free money: Divorce!
her wish
fuck her wish, I'm drunk
I took over 30 sleep pills and my nipples hurt.
VIPPING ON MY ANDROID.
VIPPING ON MY ANDROID.
VIPPING ON MY ANDROID.
vipping in the cold...
VIPPING via SSH. Setting up other people's computers is boring :B
VIPPING via SSH. Setting up other people's computers is boring :B
100 IS MY ASPIRATION
Looking at a bunch of pictures of a gravure model in 3D is a pretty cool experience.
A man should be dead after drinking 1.5 litres of whiskey. Why am I not dead.
I GOT AN IQ OF OVER 160!!! I GOT TO MIT!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!! I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE???!!!!!
I don't want to be at work. I want to be home playing Street Fighter.
>>102
I'm one day into a month holiday and I'm bored. Want to switch lives?
Okay terms have started and I'm bored as fuck
I wish I had some friends to jam with
None of my friends are very interested in playing music.
Deep love leads to deep sadness.
>>105
Why, you don't need friends when you have the internet!
http://ninjam.com/
WHOA! Found this from reddit somehow.
:*
We have to have a blog in my Humanities 102 -- Technology and Privacy class. I thought it'd be fun to set up a blog on my (dead) BBS. I hope I get some more chances to talk about privacy and anonymity throughout the term.
http://vip-quality.org/blog/index.php/2011/03/30/some-preliminary-thoughts/
I wrote a blog post in advance :3
hey vips I'm happy
Oh yeah, and to the VIPPER that left the comment about how obvious the post was -- 50% of your grade in this course is attendance, and the teacher describes Anonymous as ``a team of super hackers''.
ｓｅｌｆ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｔｉｍｅ
Please stop this nonsense. Let's VIP.
The 3DS is very VIP. Too bad there's no games out for it yet. But I got Pilotwings anyway.
>>122
It is! The graphics are great, the 3D is cool, there's going to be the Virtual Console 3DS and lots of 3DSware... What do you have against it?
I have a networking lab tomorrow. I always get mad at these when something doesn't work and I don't know why. I already broke one key on the keyboard and I am afraid it might go further.
>>123
VIPPERs have, in many regards, very little interest for the third dimension. Now, on the other hand, the fourth and subsequent ones are really VIP!
VIPPETY VIPPERY VIPPY VIPPY DO. VIPPARTIC VIPOSUS VIPPISH VIPPONIOUS, PREVIPPITIOUS, POSTVIP VIPPARTING shut the fuck up
I like my 3DS...
I want to get a 3DS, but the only launch game that looks any good is SSF4, and even then, why would I play that if I can't use a stick?
Today I think was the real first day of spring where I live. The sun is bright and warm above in the sky and the wind is soft and cold from the north. I walked to the sandwich shop and bought an old loaf of bread for $0.55. Later, my semen was very warm because I had been walking. I think it might have something to do with friction. I should look that up!
What I'm doing is certainly morally wrong and perhaps even illegal.
DAILY DUTY
FUCK
I need some really beautiful, calm music.
Fever Dream by Iron & Wine
Witchwood by Strawbs
>>143
Oh, and A Song for Milly Michaelson by Thrice. It is seriously my favorite song ever, so beautiful.
Let's boon tonight
Share the spice of VIP
Baby slice it right
We're gonna boon tonight
I'm going to ride to a ghost town. 150km one way, sleeping in a tent somewhere along the way, super-exciting bike ride.
First bump in a long, long time
I was awake for 39 hours recently, it was kinda crazy.
Does talking to oneself when programming count? I draw charts on my whiteboard and discuss them with myself.
I create conscious projections and talk to them. Although I seem to do this more unconsciously rather than consciously. My favorite one so far is tablecat.
vipers im drunj
I just installed mona font on my new laptop!
fukc vipe rr i like you
I have never jacked off to non-pornographic anime, despite having watched since 2006-ish. Does this make me a terrible freak?
>>165
Yes. Please find a copy of Strike Witches and masturbate before posting again. Remember to wash your hands.
vipper you must gather six ancient artefacts to stop the apocalypse good luck
do you guys think white people should rap
The remaining 538 must never come together. Ever.
>>169
The SCP is far better. At least it doesn't get boring after the first few. Though some of the holders do have their charm.
OH-UH.
My posts weren't showing up, so I decided to try posting again, and again until it showed up. But when my posts showed up they were 4 instead of just one. I tried deleting them, but my password was incorrect.
Good weekend ahead.
I'm so baked!!!
The AREA is different, brothers...
Something new has entered it.
Perversed it.
You only imagine that there is one unchanging, ideal AREA, but there is no such Platonic consistence in reality. Our selves, and by extension the AREA, is always shifting, constantly changing, it is a nebulous creature, impossible to pin down. This perversity, too, shall pass.
I know a secretary named Tabetha Katz. However, I have yet to see her sit on any tables.
I lost a mail-friend. Does a VIPPER want to be my mail-friend. I am a good mail-friend.
Have you ever had the feeling that the day is not over yet, but you've already done everything that had to be done today and just wan to go to bed?
>>180
Usually, I feel that the day is ending too soon and I wish I could still do things left undone, but I know that I need sleep.
I must bump.
How is VIPPER doing?
I didn't leave my room today and I'm feeling weary. I'd make a terrible neet.
I'm sorry to hear, >>186. Maybe take a nap? Naps are excellent and you may very well feel better when you wake up!
>>187
Just don't reply to the posts. I mean, zero replies. Pretend they aren't there.
If a new thread comes up, ignore it. Bookmark your favorite threads if you need to.
>>188
Step outside and do something! Anything!
Ugh, I have a headache!
woooooooooohooooooooooo vipr im drunk
Gonna go to my second day of washing dishes.
This isn't my first job, but I'm not good at washing dishes (I either take too long washing them before putting them in the washer and get behind, or worry because of that and put them in the washer less clean and they come out spotted, so I have to do them over and get behind). orz
Wish me luck, VIPPER?
A post about VIP push-ups would be here, but I couldn't settle on an acceptable grammatical structure.
VIP post
Get that VIP money.
Can somebody please explain how to set up user-css in Chrome so I can see all that AA, which was posted using wakaba mark text formatting?
I came here after so long. I missed you all. ;_;
VIPPING from the AIRPORT!
>>201
I use a greasy monkey to do it.
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I'm on to you, potential VIPPER...
I've been diagnosed with a serious depression. A friend suggested me to take antidepressants. Does VIPPER have experience with ADs? I'm afraid to take stuff that messes with my brain.
I think I'm hipster. I asked a couple of friends and they said I'm not, but I think they were just trying not to hurt my feelings. I don't know what to do.
>>208
Don't think; feel
And the answer will come to ∵o∵u∵∵∵∵∵ａｎａｓｉｎｎ
>>207
Drugs were the worst things that happened in my life. I was 12 and a psychiatrist decided I was a fine specimen of what got her a phd (she decided the same of every other kid). My dosage was more than an average adult's. It essentially destroyed my sense of reality (including that of my memories) for the subsequent decade.
Before you accept any pill, learn about the different branches of mental health (half of them are pseudoscientific quackery, a few are mostly harmful) and find a doctor you can trust with your life - since it's your mind on the line.
The correct drug can do miracles for some people, but so can other forms of therapy.
And if the depression has an outside cause you can take care of, treating depression is just alleviating the symptom and should not be your priority - beware of doctors happy to have a repeat customer.
>>207
I know friends who've taken them, and based on what I've seen I'd say stay away from them.
However, to be honest, I'm biased, because I absolutely hate the idea of prescription medications.
Ask around, VIPPER, because this sounds serious.
>>211,212
There is no outside cause I can fix. It's because an event in my past that left me a hollow shell. I just want to get better for a while, find someone to love, and then ditch the pills. Don't know how that works out. Right now, I can concentrate barely enough not to drop out from the college. I spoke with my best friend this weekend and she believes that it's the only thing that can help now. And she's a psychologist.
>>213
Following her advice sounds like your best bet, then. You should ask her to help you find a professional you can trust.
>...and then ditch the pills.
That's the only flaw with your plan, VIPPER. The friends I've known that take them say it isn't easy to just "ditch the pills." You become dependant on them, it isn't as easy as, "Oh, I'll just stop taking them now." One of the friends I mentioned earlier actually physically feels ill if he hasn't taken his pills, and he's told me he wishes he never started taking them.
I'm not saying that you shouldn't take them, I'm only asking you to be careful.
I'm going to visit the psychiatrist and ask him to provide me exhaustive information about the detrimental effects of the pills. I'm still not sure about taking them.
Just remember, if you google the name of a drug, you will always find horror stories about it.
People could easily fool themselves in finding detrimental effects to homeopathic pills, despite the stuff not even having a primary effect.
You want some strong evidence of safety and fitness to your situation.
Stories about guys like me who were prescribed dangerous drugs by irresponsible fools are just stories about what wrongly prescribed drugs will do to you.
Any competent psychiatrist (or sane adult), in my case, would have understood that the proper way of fixing me would have been to get both of my parents in the same room and argue that I should live with the one who was not too irresponsible to care for a kid. http://psychrights.org/articles/rosenham.htm is a good explanation of what happened to me.
So long as you make it clear you're not gonna walk out of the psychiatrist and take the pills immediately, your friend should be able to help you thinking it through.
Pills helped me, personally. Everything was going very well in my life, so there was no obvious outside cause I could fix, just an inexplicable, deep depression. I started taking wellbutrin, and was pleasantly surprised to find that it didn't make me numb or different. It just made it easier to see the bright side of things. I still had to fight to get myself out of depressive episodes, but I could tell that the pills were making the battle easier. After about a year, I was able to stop taking them.
>>215
You can just ditch them, if you really want to.
I've done so myself. With minimal adverse effects.
Honestly, these pills never did much for me ( except giving me headaches ) but your mileage may vary.
Yes, and it's made by the same people who make the typo-curing pills!
I feel we need more LUMBERJACKS.
Farewell, VIPPER. I hope you do well.
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So, the other day, I went to the local McDonald's. Y'know, Mac? Only thing was, there was this big crowd there and I could find a damn seat. Then I looked around and saw a banner hanging from the ceiling with the words "Mega Mac" written on it. Come on, you dipshits! You don't come to McDonald's just cause they're offering the Mega Mac! It's a Mega Mac! A fucking Mega Mac!
There were also a bunch of parents and their sprogs. A fucking family of four out for some MickeyD's? "All right, daddy's gonna get some Mega Macs~!" I can't bear to watch any further. If you tossers vacate those seats, I got a fucking hamburger for you. McDonald's should be a bloody place. All while people are eating, a brawl could just break out at the cash register, provoked or unprovoked. That shit would be tops. If you brought your woman with you, you can fuck right off.
Anyway, when I finally grabbed a seat, this douchebag in the next booth goes, "I'll take a cheeseburger!" That really made me rage hard. Hey, fucknut, who the fuck orders cheeseburgers these days? Fucking asshat with that "durr-hurr I'm so fucking cool" face as he says "cheeseburger". I want to ask him if he really wants that cheeseburger. I want to interrogate his ass. I want to sit him down and interrogate him for a full fucking hour. Did you really want to order that goddamn cheeseburger, huh?!
Now, me, I'm a fucking McDonald's expert, and among us experts, the big deal these days is the Chicken Fillet-o. That's the shit, right there. A motherfucking Chicken Fillet-o to go. That's a recommendation coming from a fucking McDonald's vet. A Chicken Fillet-o's got that tasty chicken meat in it, plus there's more meat than veggies. Order that shit, and get a large fries while you're at it. It's the fucking best. However, if you order it, the little pissant employees will probably be all like, "Sir, the Chicken Fillet-o might take a while. Is that okay?" I really can't recommend it to an amateur. So, what it all boils down to is that you fuckers should just eat a goddamn hamburger.
>>229
That's retarded, I would totally go there if they had MegaMacs in this country. Still, BK is better plus they have onion rings.
Summer is here. I hate summer because I can never be happy like most people are in the summer.
I wish summer would start, there's snow on the ground right now. Global warming my ass.
ummer is here. I hate summer because I can never be happy like most people are in the summer.ummer is here. I hate summer because I can never be happy like most people are in t[Del]
I wish summer would sthe summer. right now. Global warminal warming my ass. all warming my ass.
What's up VIPPER ?
I had a nightmare. I don't remember what it was, but I remember it was very bad.
420 intramuscularly inject VIP QUALITY erry day
My left earbud doesn't work and that makes me piiiiissseeed
I've been neglecting you, SAOVQ.
For this, I apologize.
I am deeply concerned about the current rate of posting, and would recommend that the next iteration of this thread be "Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME in a two day period!"