I have something like a tumor. Normally it hurts a little every now and then, but nothing enough to concern me. I haven't even told anyone about it.

But tonight it was terrible, it's more painful than it's ever been.

I wasn't planning on getting it looked at, but if this keeps up I may not have a choice.

It's hard, and extremely sensitive to touch. It's on the bottom of my right ass-cheek. Any medically savvy VIPPERs care to give me a COOL FREE diagnosis?