Only if you weren't visiting for the first time today.

what if I completely forget about this thread?
Im scared of retribution.

I didn't oblige last time, and now I feel dirty.

I only didn't bump because the previous bump was also mine. Will you forgive me?

I have never bumped this thread before and refuse to do so.

All worries dissipate! Bump this thread the first time you visit today and all is forgiven! Here we go!

Not bumping in a bump thraad

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>>759
that is drugs

can i bump too?

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Sage

>>763
If I wasn't a VIPPER I would have answered with a "wat".
But I'm a VIPPER.
So

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blumpkins for everyone!

According to Oprah, summer starts Friday!

GOODMORNING VIP

(´･ω･`) It's gonna be okay >>769. We're here for you. What was it on anyways?

Hi nice thread ;)

this thread is getting pretty large. when it reaches the response limit, what will we do when we visit for the first time each day?!

i think bump thread is a pretty cool guy, eh resrufaces after the 1000-post mark and doesn't afraid of anything

>>770
Officiating Wrestling

hello!

You've all been lied to, the httpd of VIP Quality is listening on port 81.

BEEP BLOOP

>>777 is very lucky.

>>711 has good fortune in business.

i have now bumped this thread.

David Chow is a killer!

>>782 is on a quest to further enable a NEET lifestyle.

wHAT HAPPENS IF I DONT BUMP??

Then you run a very definite risk of saging.

Bampu~

VIP VIP VIPPER~

wwww~

ffffffffffffffffffff

fap fap fap

bemp

>>783
It's just as bad as excavating the radioactive thread.

VIP QUALITY BUMPU~

WHAT

help me, I cannot stop bumping

HOORAY

Well ok.

For the first time.

I am an Italian vipper and I am bumping this thread.

The person after me will have the honour of posting in this thread the 799th time after the initial posting of this thread.

800 GETTO

it's my very first post in this board... can i bump too?

>>801
You must bump "ITT Only bump this thread ONCE per person to see how many VIPPERS there really are." only once before you're cool.

>>801
Just follow the instructions.

>>801
I would do it just to be save.

>>801
Just follow the instructions, will you.

>>801
You can do it

Lo sto facendo, non preoccupatevi.

I BELIEVE IN YOU.

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This is a very serious problem. Ever since I could walk I have been unable to put on pants. I have always been outcasted and chided for not being able to wear anything other than shorts. I am now moving to Massachusetts where it will be very cold and I don't think I will be able to continue to wear shorts. Please give me any tips or tricks that you use to put on pants. Thank you.

Yesterday I was taking a bath and there was a long black hair floating on the top of it. I was so startled and grossed out by it, I immediately jumped out of the tub and pulled the drain. After the tub was emptied I started filling it back up. I read a book while I was waiting and when I came up there were two more hairs floating on top of the water! Then I remembered I had long black hair.

>>807
e smettila....

can i bump this thread too?

Bumpy bump bumpy boon!
Pata pata pata pon!

Veni, veniiiiiii~~

Vidi, vidiiiiiii~~

O to be a metope
now that triglyph's here

Alas, poor Daddycool!
I knew him well, Vipper

A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy

There have been titans restless in the hills.
Occasionally a titan would get angry because there was no meat.
It would cause a grate stir in the sky.
Inky black heavens would rain molten rock and ash,
and the rivers ran thick with earth.
Then one day a child was born,
not of man, by divine will.
The last of an ancient culture,
constructed a great wheel in the sky.
Turning beyond the ages.
Watching ever watching,
over the genetic memory of harmony.
Waiting until it could be imbued,
into the cradle of life.
The pseudo intelligence of the wheel tiered and fell into the sky.
Burning bright as the immaculate child was born.
Even the great star had stood still in the sky.
A potter's daughter,
she grew strong pulling up water and clay by the river side.
The titian came by the village next to the river and killed every one.
But the wheels wouldn't let harmony die.
After three days she had risen and returned to the sky.
Then destroyed the titans with the wheel's fully operational death star.

so anyways i was thinking about the description of metaphysical rebellion in man in revolt literally and came to the conclusion that it would be amazingly metal. man overthrows god and king and goes out to conquer and domesticate everything in order to establish a world of justice (i.e. a cage-castle). imagine some future where sparse pockets of humanity are distrituted through an otherwise empty universe but all around the very edges there are tremendous fortifications to defend against a myth that will never come.

buNpingu

BERP.

Hello, I'm Italian and I came here to bump this even today.

Fear not~!

>>823 make me glad I'm 150Km from being Italian.

daily bumpito

daily bumpurito

This is post number 827. The post previous this is post number 826. The post following this is post number 828.

PEMP.

oniichan. oniichan! oniichaa~~n.

I forgot to bump this thread about 4 or 5 times.

>>830
Same here, I'll bump it as well.

hnnn!

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your calculation, man.

Ohoy! I'm gonna be shitting this place up until I get around to resetting my router.

>>834
How are you VIPPER?

pOsTiN oN dA tHrEaD

BAPTIZED IN FIRE
40 TO ONE
SPIRITS OF SPARTANS
DEATH AND GLORY
SOLDIERS OF POLAND
SECOND TO NONE.
WRATH OF WEHRMACHT
BROUGHT TO A HALLLTTTT

にゃんにゃん、にゃんにゃん

Shall we do it?

is >>837-san citing Marduk?

if so, props.

お尻です！

>>840
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=KBwwFsKTJGs

I am tired of not sleeping.

VIPですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです

oh okay

>>842
sabaton are bad and you should feel bad

AECY AECY AECY

YCEA YCEA YCEA

YMCA YMCA YMCA

Whose father is daddy cool anyhow?

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSHER25778420080612?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews