it's my very first post in this board... can i bump too?

>>801
You must bump "ITT Only bump this thread ONCE per person to see how many VIPPERS there really are." only once before you're cool.

>>801
Just follow the instructions.

>>801
I would do it just to be save.

>>801
Just follow the instructions, will you.

>>801
You can do it

Lo sto facendo, non preoccupatevi.

I BELIEVE IN YOU.

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This is a very serious problem. Ever since I could walk I have been unable to put on pants. I have always been outcasted and chided for not being able to wear anything other than shorts. I am now moving to Massachusetts where it will be very cold and I don't think I will be able to continue to wear shorts. Please give me any tips or tricks that you use to put on pants. Thank you.

Yesterday I was taking a bath and there was a long black hair floating on the top of it. I was so startled and grossed out by it, I immediately jumped out of the tub and pulled the drain. After the tub was emptied I started filling it back up. I read a book while I was waiting and when I came up there were two more hairs floating on top of the water! Then I remembered I had long black hair.

>>807
e smettila....

can i bump this thread too?

Bumpy bump bumpy boon!
Pata pata pata pon!

Veni, veniiiiiii~~

Vidi, vidiiiiiii~~

O to be a metope
now that triglyph's here

Alas, poor Daddycool!
I knew him well, Vipper

A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy

There have been titans restless in the hills.
Occasionally a titan would get angry because there was no meat.
It would cause a grate stir in the sky.
Inky black heavens would rain molten rock and ash,
and the rivers ran thick with earth.
Then one day a child was born,
not of man, by divine will.
The last of an ancient culture,
constructed a great wheel in the sky.
Turning beyond the ages.
Watching ever watching,
over the genetic memory of harmony.
Waiting until it could be imbued,
into the cradle of life.
The pseudo intelligence of the wheel tiered and fell into the sky.
Burning bright as the immaculate child was born.
Even the great star had stood still in the sky.
A potter's daughter,
she grew strong pulling up water and clay by the river side.
The titian came by the village next to the river and killed every one.
But the wheels wouldn't let harmony die.
After three days she had risen and returned to the sky.
Then destroyed the titans with the wheel's fully operational death star.

so anyways i was thinking about the description of metaphysical rebellion in man in revolt literally and came to the conclusion that it would be amazingly metal. man overthrows god and king and goes out to conquer and domesticate everything in order to establish a world of justice (i.e. a cage-castle). imagine some future where sparse pockets of humanity are distrituted through an otherwise empty universe but all around the very edges there are tremendous fortifications to defend against a myth that will never come.

buNpingu

BERP.

Hello, I'm Italian and I came here to bump this even today.

Fear not~!

>>823 make me glad I'm 150Km from being Italian.

daily bumpito

daily bumpurito

This is post number 827. The post previous this is post number 826. The post following this is post number 828.

PEMP.

oniichan. oniichan! oniichaa~~n.

I forgot to bump this thread about 4 or 5 times.

>>830
Same here, I'll bump it as well.

hnnn!

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your calculation, man.

Ohoy! I'm gonna be shitting this place up until I get around to resetting my router.

>>834
How are you VIPPER?

pOsTiN oN dA tHrEaD

BAPTIZED IN FIRE
40 TO ONE
SPIRITS OF SPARTANS
DEATH AND GLORY
SOLDIERS OF POLAND
SECOND TO NONE.
WRATH OF WEHRMACHT
BROUGHT TO A HALLLTTTT

にゃんにゃん、にゃんにゃん

Shall we do it?

is >>837-san citing Marduk?

if so, props.

お尻です！

>>840
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=KBwwFsKTJGs

I am tired of not sleeping.

VIPですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです

oh okay

>>842
sabaton are bad and you should feel bad

AECY AECY AECY

YCEA YCEA YCEA

YMCA YMCA YMCA

Whose father is daddy cool anyhow?

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSHER25778420080612?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqzF3YL8laM

WHO BUT DADDY COOL?

sage

age

上げるです

this bump is intended to be vicious, brutal and to leave the recipient crippled for the rest of his or her natural life.

>>858
Thanks a bunch, jerk.

this miraculous bump is intended to cure the crippled.

http://www.gikogaku.net/

>>861
Thanks a bunch, friend!

>>862
What is this?

>>864
It is possible VIPPERS annotating humorous internet pictures with sjis art. I would have replied earlier but I needed to wait a day to bump this thread.

Yo.

I admit it, I haven't been checking out SAoVQ lately. Will you forgive me?

how the fuck i ended up here?

>>868
That's what I'm wondering.

It's your goddamn destiny.

i feel a strange tingling in my gut

Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today (871)

hello today

sup VIPPER

Hello friends

ETRIAN ODYSSEY II~

FOE

Hello VIP I am here for the second time ever and I like this place

Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today (878)

879 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-21 23:27 [Del]

Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today (878)

Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today (881)

This game is what I am not playing

Hello new today

NO JOHN

Posting in the thread is my VIP duty

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A new day makes a new VIPPER.

Good morning, Internet.

>>889
Good morning VIPPER~

First time today. Yay

http://nextframe.jp/flash/boon.html

Good Morning/Afternoon/Night VIPPERS.

YO

i can't believe it's not QUALITY

>>895
but it is QUALITY?
wait...
Oh damn, I've been conned. I hope you all understand I will be contacting the BBB.

This post is a buffer zone to shield onlookers from the meaningless rampaging violence of >>897

Richard Jones a fast talking ladies man who wakes up one morning and discovers something incredible, HIS PENIS IS GONE! Desperate and freaked out, Richard seeks the help of a Voodoo Priestess who tells him that one of the women in his past has placed a powerful curse on him. Even worse, if he doesn't track down this women and retrieve his penis before midnight the hex will be irreversible. Now, racing against time, Richard has to revisit the countless girls that he has conned in the past and figure out which one stole his manhood.

So close to SAoVQ's first 1000GET! C'mon guys, we can do it!