Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 2] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-03 17:36 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/

501 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-05 15:55 [Del]

502 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-05 16:29 [Del]

Sure wish I had some VIPPER sex right now.

503 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-05 16:44 [Del]

D A D D Y C O O L P O O E D I N M Y M O U T H ;)

504 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-05 18:07 [Del]

>>502
I will let you into my secret area of VIP Quality
if you payme enough ;)

505 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 02:37 [Del]

I haven't had enough to drink and I don't want to drink by myself. So I will wait till tomorrow night.

506 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 02:53 [Del]

in after (・з・)

507 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 04:39 [Del]

Heya

508 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 06:10 [Del]

such a kawaii morning~~

509 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 10:08 [Del]

>>507
部屋ですか。

510 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 12:41 [Del]

[11:19] I had a little problem at the grocery store
1 Name: VIPPER : 2006-02-27 19:06

Well, I walk in to buy some tissues, and at the counter, I hear the manager talking about some skateboard punks in the back by the garbage bins. The guy said he was about to have to call the cops. I told him there's no need to, I'll take care of it myself. So, I walked to the back of the store, and lo and behold, a couple of good for nothings were tearing the place up. A couple of them asked me what I was doing here, so I took of my shades, looked them straight in eye, and said, " Well boys, I'm here to take out the trash, then I grabed one of their skateboards, and broke it over my knee. Then, one of them threw a punch at me. I caught it, and looked thr punk straight in the eye, and said " I'm afraid theres no need for you to be recycled, then I threw him straight over my head into one of the garbage dumpsters. Then, the rest of the kids ran away in fear. I was glad I could help my community, and look good doing it.

511 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 16:49 [Del]

I've been writing a love letter for the last week. I had the general idea from the beginning, and when inspiration about how to write a particular part struck me, I jotted it down. Now it's complete and it's certainly VIP QUALITY!

512 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 18:39 [Del]

>>510
Needs more like this.

513 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-07 11:09 [Del]

I had to go to work and cover for a guy who was there for 16 hours. Even though they fired me two days ago. I made 50 bucks.

514 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-07 12:39 [Del]

>>513
Sweet.

515 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-07 15:34 [Del]

>>513
Shoulda told them to fuck off or pay you enough ;)

516 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-07 15:35 [Del]

I didn't even have to use my AK. Today was a good day.

517 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-07 17:39 [Del]

Ding! What's new? ( ´ー`)

518 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-07 18:18 [Del]

>>517
Nothing really. I'm writing a college essay. ( ´ー`)

519 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 07:30 [Del]

Oh gross, I have a cold.

520 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 17:18 [Del]

Bump thread went off front page?

How did it get there?

521 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 18:03 [Del]

>>520

Either some VIPPER made a bunch of posts at once in other threads, or some people are lying and not posting....

Either way, treachery is afoot.

522 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 18:27 [Del]

>>519
OH GOD SNEEZE ON ME.

523 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 19:03 [Del]

>>522 キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

524 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 19:24 [Del]

   キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
  キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

525 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 19:31 [Del]

   キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
  キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

526 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 19:33 [Del]

>>521
Don't worry VIPPER the days are just getting longer

527 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 21:06 [Del]

I stopped bumping this thread because it's a goddamned chore.

528 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 21:40 [Del]

http://www.suehirogari.net/ Are there any Japanese experts who can figure out how to order stuff on this site? These goods are VIP QUALITY.

529 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 22:43 [Del]

hello i have not been on this website forevers

530 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 23:18 [Del]

It's raining out right now. A friend of mine just got a new job and finished up around 11:30. It was raining then as well, I was reading LONE WOLF AND CUB and was listening to ITALO DISCO. I decided to take a break. So I met up with him at the train tracks down the street from my place and then walked to his place so he could pick up his mom's car and we drove to get McDonalds. I wonder if it'll be raining tomorrow morning. If it does, I hope the temperature doesn't go down in the middle of the night.

531 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 02:33 [Del]

Ooh...

532 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 08:12 [Del]

McDonalds is pig disgusting, eat at Burger King

533 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 16:19 [Del]

>>532
Fast food in general is unhealthy, VIPPER.

534 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 18:29 [Del]

>>533
But it's so good!

535 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 18:29 [Del]

>>532
I had Burger King the other day. It was OKAY, but nothing FANTASTIC. McDonald's $1.39 Double Cheeseburgers (with Tomato added) makes me hot and bothered.

536 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 21:30 [Del]

>>534
Pig...

Disgusting.

Also, my school may have to evacuate cause of Ike, that would be semi-rad.

537 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 21:34 [Del]

>>536

Careful. You don't want to be on the receiving end of his GREAT AETHER.

538 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 21:45 [Del]

>>536
PREPARE YOURSELF

539 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 22:48 [Del]

What are some nice things I can do with grape juice?

540 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-09 23:48 [Del]

>>539
Drink it.
Pour it all over yourself.
Walk fearless amongst those of African descent (it ain't DRINK).

541 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-10 04:04 [Del]

>>539
Stick your cock in it.

542 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-10 09:36 [Del]

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543 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-10 11:09 [Del]

>>537,538

I hate it when the Pacific ocean spams up+b

544 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-10 18:44 [Del]

>>543
At least it's deciding to play on something other than FINAL DESTINATION.

545 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-11 12:38 [Del]

Hello VIPPERs, I haven't bumped in a couple of days, been busy. Have a great day!

546 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-11 14:34 [Del]

Bumping both towers

547 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-11 14:43 [Del]

>>545
I will never have a great day again.

548 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-11 15:35 [Del]

>>546
Pentagonal bump.

549 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-11 16:11 [Del]

>>548

Seventh building bump.

550 Name: DADDY LEMON KIWI : 2008-09-11 17:02 [Del]

DADDY LEMON KIWI
They don't call me DADDY LEMON KIWI for noting!

551 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-11 20:55 [Del]

I don't think I've bumped this yet.

552 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-11 21:58 [Del]

hi VIPPERs ;)

553 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-11 23:31 [Del]

554 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 01:22 [Del]

I woke up and now I will eat breakfast, four slices of bread with strawberry jam, and then bump this thread..

555 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 01:40 [Del]

Lonely bump.

556 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 03:18 [Del]

fuck this gay idea of a thread

557 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 04:18 [Del]

Well, That's Just Like... Your Opinion, Man

558 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 05:05 [Del]

>>554 for breakfast today I had shapes

559 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 06:50 [Del]

>>558 for breakfast today I had geese eggs.
You guys don't know what you're missing out on.

560 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 06:56 [Del]

Ichi ni san I finally got over losing my girlfriend I was learning Japanese with and I'm learning it again **IS THIS AWESOME! **

561 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 06:57 [Del]

>>559
Well, at least I'm not missing four slices of bread with strawberry jam.

562 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 11:43 [Del]

>>558

Shapes?

563 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 13:39 [Del]

>>560
If your end goal is to read/post on 2ch/futaba, play Japanese video games, watch anime and read manga then yes.

564 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-12 13:45 [Del]

>>563
I already watch animu and soon I'll be picking MegaTen in the original Japanese version, which is cool because I have already played it in English and I think that I will be able to make it out without any help. A-W-E-S-O-M-E, high five!

565 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-13 09:40 [Del]

Nothing better to wake up to than black metal. Well, except LOLI RIPE.

566 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-13 09:58 [Del]

I kind of want to have sex with Seinfeld more now, if only to see him sitting on a pink, feathered bed again.

567 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-13 10:53 [Del]

I'm sleepy, cold and uninspired. I just jotted down this new combo in my Bad Mood Book of Records.

568 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-13 16:22 [Del]

Work starts on Monday. I'm already a bit excited, in my pants.

569 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-13 16:38 [Del]

>>568
Where do you work?

570 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-13 17:11 [Del]

>>569
A company that does software work for other companies. To answer the question: not at the place that pays my money.

571 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-13 18:00 [Del]

I work by holding up a golf sale sign and asking people if they would like flyers.

I do this 6 hours a day, 5 days a week.

572 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-13 18:30 [Del]

Ding! That'll be the scones.

573 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 02:38 [Del]

I hate it when my mouse pad moves along with my mouse ;(

574 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 03:29 [Del]

The Fourth Verse of Title is fucking A
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!!

575 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 10:55 [Del]

>>573
That's why I don't use one.

576 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 11:11 [Del]

>>575
Now my table moves along with my mouse ;(

577 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 12:04 [Del]

>>576
lololololol

578 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 13:40 [Del]

>>576
うほ!

579 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 13:57 [Del]

My mum came over today while I internet.
"son, what is this viper they speak of?"
"oh, it's just a website with jokes and all"
"son, they say that you pay them to see these anti-Semitic web-sights. Is this some terrorist web-sight?"
"no mum, it's just a joke"
"that's not how I raised you!"
"mum, I'm 26 already..."

580 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 13:59 [Del]

>>578
I don't understand :(

581 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 14:16 [Del]

What is the greatest button on the keyboard?

582 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 15:21 [Del]

>>581
CAPS LOCK

583 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 15:39 [Del]

>>582
SHIFT IS PRETTY COOL AS WELLLL

584 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 16:05 [Del]

>>582,583
These two together are cool.

585 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 16:24 [Del]

This is a disclaimer for >>579's mom: JEWS SUCK.

586 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 16:24 [Del]

>>584
together< it just makes this very difficult>

587 Post deleted by user.

588 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 17:25 [Del]

>>580
I understand completely ´∀`

589 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 18:00 [Del]

>>588
Uho!

590 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-14 20:31 [Del]

Hey, >>591. How's it going?

591 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 00:12 [Del]

>>590
QUITE FINE, THANK YOU.

592 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 01:20 [Del]

:(

593 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 03:23 [Del]

>>592
Sorry, we don't acknowledge suicidal people.

594 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 05:57 [Del]

>>587
I laughed hard at that post, why did you delete it?

595 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 06:37 [Del]

>>593
I need your arms around me I need to feel your touch :(

596 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 10:33 [Del]

w

597 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 11:29 [Del]

>>595
Don't worry, eventually somebody will love you.

598 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 12:52 [Del]

>>594
I can't even remember what I deleted.

599 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 12:53 [Del]

>>598
You bad man you!

600 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-15 15:41 [Del]

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