hi VIPPERs ;)

>>552
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I woke up and now I will eat breakfast, four slices of bread with strawberry jam, and then bump this thread..

Lonely bump.

fuck this gay idea of a thread

Well, That's Just Like... Your Opinion, Man

>>554 for breakfast today I had shapes

>>558 for breakfast today I had geese eggs.
You guys don't know what you're missing out on.

Ichi ni san I finally got over losing my girlfriend I was learning Japanese with and I'm learning it again **IS THIS AWESOME! **

>>559
Well, at least I'm not missing four slices of bread with strawberry jam.

>>558

Shapes?

>>560
If your end goal is to read/post on 2ch/futaba, play Japanese video games, watch anime and read manga then yes.

>>563
I already watch animu and soon I'll be picking MegaTen in the original Japanese version, which is cool because I have already played it in English and I think that I will be able to make it out without any help. A-W-E-S-O-M-E, high five!

Nothing better to wake up to than black metal. Well, except LOLI RIPE.

I kind of want to have sex with Seinfeld more now, if only to see him sitting on a pink, feathered bed again.

I'm sleepy, cold and uninspired. I just jotted down this new combo in my Bad Mood Book of Records.

Work starts on Monday. I'm already a bit excited, in my pants.

>>568
Where do you work?

>>569
A company that does software work for other companies. To answer the question: not at the place that pays my money.

I work by holding up a golf sale sign and asking people if they would like flyers.

I do this 6 hours a day, 5 days a week.

I hate it when my mouse pad moves along with my mouse ;(

The Fourth Verse of Title is fucking A
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!

>>573
That's why I don't use one.

>>575
Now my table moves along with my mouse ;(

>>576
lololololol

>>576
うほ！

My mum came over today while I internet.
"son, what is this viper they speak of?"
"oh, it's just a website with jokes and all"
"son, they say that you pay them to see these anti-Semitic web-sights. Is this some terrorist web-sight?"
"no mum, it's just a joke"
"that's not how I raised you!"
"mum, I'm 26 already..."

>>578
I don't understand :(

What is the greatest button on the keyboard?

>>581
CAPS LOCK

>>582
SHIFT IS PRETTY COOL AS WELLLL

>>582,583
These two together are cool.

This is a disclaimer for >>579's mom: JEWS SUCK.

>>584
together< it just makes this very difficult>

>>588
Uho!

Hey, >>591. How's it going?

>>590
QUITE FINE, THANK YOU.

:(

>>587
I laughed hard at that post, why did you delete it?

>>593
I need your arms around me I need to feel your touch :(

w

>>595
Don't worry, eventually somebody will love you.

>>594
I can't even remember what I deleted.

>>598
You bad man you!

YAKUZA 2 BAYBEE.

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VIP quality bump.

I am like a bird, I would like to fly away.

You got a question, VIPPER I got the answer
You can be my private dancer

Keep on rockin'!

ooga booga

O-O-O-OVERCRUSH!!!

J-J-J-JEWCRUSH!

TIME TRAVELLING ROCKETS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE

HIP HOPE

Helo

Since so many VIPPERs seem to be in college, what are your majors?

>>618
I major in burger flipping and telling teenagers what to do.

I am a college graduate. I am your elder please give to me respect. ( ´ω`)

>>620
Never! Screw you, old man!

>>621
YEAH! HOMEWORK SUX!!!!!!!!!

( ´ω`) Children these days are so angry...

>>623
GEEZERS R LAME.

LONG LIV KIDZ

ADULTZ SUX

My god! Ten year olds from 1995 are taking over the board!

CRANK DAT HO

Let's sing...

✡ ✡ ✡ JEWS BLUES ✡ ✡ ✡

JEWS JEWS JEWS

BLUES BLUES BLUES

NANANANANA
INSPECTOR GADGET
NANANANANA
WHOHOO! WHOHOO!

Wow, this thread is going uphill fast, compared to the original.

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Hello there VIPPERs

There was a tablecat comic and I don't know in which thread it was
Help me VIPPER :(

bumping like no other

>>630
ろくでなしＪＥＷＳ

i've got your individualism right here

The joke's on you.

I want to add a guy on a social networking site. The catch is, I don't really know him, he doesn't really know me, he's just someone accidentally related to my and my friends' past, only he doesn't know it. I can't just say "hey, do you know that we have been making fun of you, wanna be friends?"

WHAT DO I DO VIP I really need him in my friends list as a kind of trophy or stuff help me :(

Just friend him? It's a social networking site, all friends are "trophies."

He is asking me whether we know each other :/

Tell him no but you'd like that to change. Make sure to phrase it in a way with sexual overtones.

He's asking where I've seen him.

what the hell guy stop asking me this

Hey guys I'm about to go to bed though yeah

Hi guys.

Hello >>648.

>>645

WHAT WAS THIS

>>650
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