[Money] You must spend 100 VIP COINS ;) (53)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-17 23:41 [Del]

They are given to you with the condition that you must spend all of them immediately. What will you buy?

36 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-10-28 07:23 [Del]

>>29
Well thanks!

37 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-28 08:57 [Del]

I would buy some time.

38 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-29 00:28 [Del]

I would lend it at 40% interest and tell people they are getting newly minted VIP coins in the form of paper so when they pay me back in real coins I use the money to support my own interests

39 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-29 23:06 [Del]

As long as they store these paper vouchers with me without ever cashing them in for real VIP COINS, I will be 1000% more wealthy using without spending the coins I started with

40 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-30 16:10 [Del]

I could then use this excess currency, calling it "real money," and pay off various politicians

41 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-30 17:00 [Del]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/846606372.html I will spend my VIP coins on this.

42 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-31 18:45 [Del]

>>41
Not if I do it first.

43 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-31 19:37 [Del]

>>41 FUCK.

44 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-04 21:18 [Del]

I'll use my VIP coins to help pay the outrageous new taxes Obama will oppose on us onces he's president. Good job America!

45 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-05 08:23 [Del]

>>44

CHANGE

46 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-05 08:27 [Del]

>>45
Sorry VIPcoins are atomic, like the japanese yen
Don't put too many of them in the same pile.

47 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-05 14:03 [Del]

>>44
Is it really worth complaining about? You're getting a VIPHAT out of the deal.

48 Name: VIPPER : 2008-12-15 01:15 [Del]

I melt them down for their metal. They're worth more this way, now that there's been a VIP coup.

49 Name: VIPPER : 2008-12-16 23:14 [Del]

I would spend them on an ITALIAN VIPPER of my very own.

50 Name: VIPPER : 2008-12-17 00:21 [Del]

I would refuse to spend them and live a life of asceticism.

51 Name: VIPPER : 2008-12-17 10:27 [Del]

I'd bribe an official in DADDY COOL the VIPPE Rand's administration to have >>50 diverted to a tanasinn chamber.

52 Name: VIPPER : 2008-12-17 14:17 [Del]

I'd pay the herons to stay out of my kitchen at night.

53 Name: VIPPER : 2008-12-22 18:23 [Del]

Since a Triganic VIP coin is a triangle 6000 miles on each side, nobody has ever had enough to exchange for a higher marked currency, and the galactic banks do not deal with fiddling small change.

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