They are given to you with the condition that you must spend all of them immediately. What will you buy?

My first purchase would be an official DADDY COOL statue. Then with the rest of the money I would buy buun fuel and soar the skies.

I would buy DQN and turn it into a VIP clubhouse.

Official D A D D Y C O O L mittens..

I would buy a server farm to host sites of VIP QUALITY content.

I would buy Hidden Temple stocks. We'll be big one day, you'll see.

World peace.

What a prick DADDY COOL is ;)

Some fancy hearing cake.

I would genetically engineer a Tablecat.

The world needs a Tablecat.

A stronger chainsaw

I would convert all of them to Lindens

Well, if I can't have VIP QUALITY sites at least I can convert them into old Italian lira and go to that place where they accept them and you pay half the price in Euros and buy stuff and such.

>>12
Well.. Old Italian lira Is VIP QUALITY.

A Tablesaw

A Tablecatsaw.

I would spend it on some sort of elaborate Rube Goldberg machine which removes ITALIAN VIPPER from the internet

Some kind of elaborate Rube Goldberg machine which launches ITALIAN VIPPER back onto the internet.

An elaborate planning team that would align elaborate Rube Goldberg machines that would continually launch ITALIAN VIPPER on and off the internet.

>>18 this plan costs 300 VIPcoins

A limited edition VIPPER lunch box!

>>20
They don't make those anymore after the accident back in 2000, wherein a young man's (having not yet reached VIP QUALITY age) mind spontaneously melted after consuming food which was of perfectly normal quality, yet had been stored in the lunch box for three hours. Eyewitnesses at the scene reported five people in the immediate vicinity to have began laughing hysterically while vomiting profusely, a little girl among them.

>>21 this post is really fucking DQN quality.
I'd spend 100 VIP coins to have you executed.

A remote-controlled teleport trap. Like, >>23 thinks he's stepping on a manhole, but as soon as I press the appropriate button, he's whisked away to the Tanasinn chamber.

100 VIP coins on boomerangs of GENOCIDE.
And possibly a hat.

I would purchase 100 other VIP coins, which I would then hoard.

I would purchase a prosecutor to prosecute >>26

I'd lend 90 VIPCOINS to another VIPPER, who'll then lend 81 VIPCOINS to another, etc etc ;)

I somehow received 81 VIPCOINS from a friendly VIPPER. >>36-san can have 72 of them.

I'd buy a cigar of VIP quality

I'd buy a market stall out of which I would sell my VIP QUALITY cigars.

I'd buy The Elitist Superstructure of DQN's webserver

>>32
I find this distasteful.

>>33
I find this distasteful.

>>34
I tasted this find and promptly dissed it.