I just made myself a sandwich and it was delicious!
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I started working out again!
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I swore I'd go to bed by 5 AM. I ended up watching videos of Japanese YMCA until 6:40. What the fuck is wrong with me.
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I laughed heartily at your post! Also, you make my sleeping habits look reasonable in comparison!
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I talked to DADDYCOOL tonight instead of working, I don't regret it!
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I managed to get over my fuckhead boss!
(now if I could avoid getting canned.)
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I was inspired by >>741's post but I don't know why!
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I'm hanging out with someone awesome soon! Finally!
He comes! ザルゴ ザルゴ ザルゴ
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I met someone, in real life, that likes me!
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I didn't completely fuck up my life today!
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I survived my first week back at uni!
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I'm being promoted to assistant manager soon! Less work, more pay!
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A cute girl I didn't know accidentally ended up sleeping on my shoulder on the bus home!
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I opened my mail for the first time in three months!
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I met the boy of my dreams.
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Without intending too and without even realizing it until this moment, I have become a NEET!
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I made something genuinely interesting for the next Viptronic album instead of haphazardly walking my cat across an old Casio keyboard!
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I finally got information about funding for college, which means I'm one step closer to not being a NEET!
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I have made a miscalculation in the money and I have ~$500 more than I thought!
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I met the girl of my dreams
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I discovered that omega-3 pills make me feel really good!
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When I checked what does a DVI-VGA converter look like, I realised that I already have one!
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I accidentally used my sister's toothbrush and didn't tell her about it!
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I had a fairly painless removal of my wisdom teeth! The place wasn't on my insurance network, but the doctor was VIP QUALITY so it was totally worth it. Now I get to pop Oxycodone just like a celebrity!
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>>763
I regained awareness for a couple seconds during my wisdom teeth removal to see my doctor clutching a pair of pliers with both hands and resting a foot on a stool for leverage ('A`)
>>764
Same here. Although I didn't see anything, I remember the sound of drills and cold water splashing onto the roof of my mouth. It was a very interesting experience, though I can't eat anything but yogurt, and I've got gauze stuffed in my mouth.
A girl said that she finds me hot and adorable because I am lewd and timid at the same time! She also expressed a desire to "fuck me like crazy", as she put it!
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>>766
This comment is invalid because all VIPPERS are cats and therefore asexual. Just look at DaddyCool!
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>>768
I have had a very similar experience. I like to imagine VIPPERs worldwide sharing this insight and realizing we're all connected in some small, VIP, way.
>>771
I share your experience when I work; we have BUNN coffee machines, and it always makes me feel a little more VIP when I see them.
>>772
I often take leisurely bike rides around the perimeter of a large park/golf course, and when riding without hands I at length put my arms straight out and exclaim "Buuuuuuuuuuu-n!"
>>773
And if I'm walking somewhere outdoors and I'm listening to music with my headphones, and some awesome exciting song comes on shuffle, I start bu-ning with the biggest grin on my face. I usually get places faster that way.
>>776
It takes an effort at first, let me tell you. But finally throwing off the shackles of insecurity feels amazing when you eventually do.
Look at it from the perspective of savoring yourself and your identity without being burdened by the chaotic, infinite mix of supposed assumptions from without. Try to realize that every pair of eyes you become worried about is another imagined spotlight upon yourself that singles you out in the entire world.
First off, there's only actually a very, very small amount of people who will see you, and of that there could be many who would not judge you unfairly. Secondly, they will not think of you for longer than the time you are in their sight, and even at that you will most likely be ignored shortly after you are initially spotted. Thirdly, you and they are separate physical entities. You are not being held against your will and ridiculed as you sit helplessly. You are one in billions - if this fact makes you feel worthless, then at least believe you can have a little enjoyment in this short life by doing what you really want!
In other words, VIPPER, bu-n to your heart's content!
( ゚д゚ ) That... that was beautiful, >>>777... and a GET to match!
I will be buff and sexy for summer
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I had sex with a VIPPER roughly a month and a half ago!
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My suggestion for a VIP oekaki has turned into reality roughly... many months ago.
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I'm back again!
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I came back from the dead!
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I made my girlfriend experience the pleasure of being cummed inside!
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>>794 is a liar
I am experiencing free dial-up internet access!
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I just got a job! I'm no longer a NEET!
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I have absolutely idea what are her feelings towards me, and the perplexity is exhilarating!
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I've established mutual affection with the awkward VIPPER of my dreams!
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But she fucking lives halfway across the country.
I went to McDonalds and not only did they give me a free apple pie with my order, they gave me a coupon for a free apple pie.
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I saw the sign!
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>>808
I missed it!
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But at least I still have my hearing!
>>809
The sign is that everything will be awesome.
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>>814
Nope!
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My constipation is finally over!
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I got flash 10 running on my craputer with Opera 10 + Win98SE + KernelEx and it's smoother than flash 9.
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Unfortunately, it's very prone to crashing.
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>>816
Are you me from the future? I've just had the most relieving shit of my life minutes ago.
I Went Beyond (in hyper)!!
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I looked at some cool pictures!
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I drove mom's car to the repair shop, drove it back, and she paid for a huge sub and latte!
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I got a new guitar and an awesome amp for less than three hundred bucks!
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I asked her out and she said...
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