人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
(-з-) ┃TODAYS TOPIC: ┃ |_____|
U |つ/ ┃ TO VIP, OR NOT TO VIP; ┃ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
彡 | ┃ THAT IS THE QUESTION. ┃ |_____|
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
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┃...
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∧∧n ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
(-з-) ┃TODAYS TOPIC: ┃ |_____|
О |つ/ ┃ TO VIP, OR NOT TO VIP; ┃ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
彡 | ┃ THAT IS THE QUESTION. ┃ |_____|
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
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┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃Pocket baseball. During recess, in the toilets.
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∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
∧∧ (´∀`) ( ) (´∀`) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
(´Д`)
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
_ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < Why the fuck am I in Nippon 101?
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
(-з-) ┃TODAYS TOPIC: ┃ |_____|
U |つ/ ┃ TO VIP, OR NOT TO VIP; ┃ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
彡 | ┃ THAT IS THE QUESTION. ┃ |_____|
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
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┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃...
└──────────────
∧∧n ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
(-з-) ┃TODAYS TOPIC: ┃ |_____|
О |つ/ ┃ TO VIP, OR NOT TO VIP; ┃ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
彡 | ┃ THAT IS THE QUESTION. ┃ |_____|
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
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┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃I believe you have the wrong class.
└──────────────
∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
∧∧ (´∀`) ( ) (´∀`) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
(´Д`)
∧_∧
(´Д` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ <Shit's going to get fucked up now. What are ya loco hombre?! I'm a straight killer.
|| || \_______________
|| ||
__ //_ //___
/ // // /
/  ̄  ̄ //
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| Teacher's desk || ||
|| ||
∧_∧
(´Д` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ <YEAH YOU BEST POST DELETED BY USER, BITCH.
|| || \_______________
|| ||
__ //_ //___
/ // // /
/  ̄  ̄ //
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| Teacher's desk || ||
|| ||
∧_∧
(´Д` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ <Ahem! Now that I've taken out the trash, how do I get back to school?
|| || \_______________
|| ||
__ //_ //___
/ // // /
/  ̄  ̄ //
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| Teacher's desk || ||
|| ||
∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ´∀`) < i seem to have broken your desk
/ | \_____________________________
/ .|
/ "⌒ヽ |.イ |
_________ | .ノ | || |______
. ノく__つ∪∪ \
_((_________\
 ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
___________| |
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
Teacher's desk | |
∧_∧
(´Д` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ <>>13 Yo' cat on table, you better leave before I take you off that table
|| || \_______________
|| ||
__ //_ //___
/ // // /
/  ̄  ̄ //
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| Teacher's desk || ||
|| ||
∧_∧
(´Д` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ < That's it you pussy! Off you go now go eat chocolate
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__ //_ //___ ∧_∧
/ // // / ( ゚Д゚)
/  ̄  ̄ // / |
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| || / .|
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| || / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
|| Teacher's desk || || | .ノ | || |
|| || . ノく__つ∪∪
((
can we learn about kneeding tits
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
(・з・) ┃TODAYS TOPIC: ┃ |_____|
U |つ/ ┃ TO VIP, OR NOT TO VIP; ┃ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
彡 | ┃ THAT IS THE QUESTION. ┃ |_____|
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
==============
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃They are tits. It is the kneading.
┃
┃wwwww
└──────────────
∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ´∀`) < Can I knead your tits?
/ | \_____________________________
/ .|
/ "⌒ヽ |.イ |
_________ | .ノ | || |______
ノく__つ∪∪ \
_((_________\
 ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
___________| |
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < Sensei! He's back on the table again! Make him stop!
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
>>23
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
(`з´) ┃TODAYS TOPIC: ┃ |_____|
О |つ/ ┃ TO VIP, OR NOT TO VIP; ┃ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
彡 | ┃ THAT IS THE QUESTION. ┃ |_____|
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
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┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃Hey fuck you buddy, I told you to sit in the corner.
└──────────────
∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ´∀`) < If the corner of the table won't do, feel free to move the table to the corner of the room.
/ | \_____________________________
/ .|
/ "⌒ヽ |.イ |
_________ | .ノ | || |______
ノく__つ∪∪ \
_((_________\
 ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
___________| |
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
That wacky table cat, always wanting to sit on those tables! ALWAYS THE TABLES!
That wacky table cat, always wanting to sit on those tables! ALWAYS THE TABLES!
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < Sensei! What is the colour of QUALITY?
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < Sensei! How do you make that backwards ع?
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < Sensei! I have a severly injured back, and can't carry out a w. what do I do now?
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
(・з・) ┃TODAYS TOPIC: ┃ |_____|
U |つ/ ┃ TO VIP, OR NOT TO VIP; ┃ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
彡 | ┃ THAT IS THE QUESTION. ┃ |_____|
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
==============
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃
┃I dont know how you can talk without a head,
┃You should probably visit the nurses office.
└──────────────
∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < Don't you mean the HEAD nurse?
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < SENSEI! Why are you so very melon?
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < SENSEI! I think my chair is broken!
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
(・з・) ┃TODAYS TOPIC:
U |つ/ ┃ How to fix a chair
彡 | ┃
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
==============
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃
┃ Call the chair support hotline.
┃
└──────────────
∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
>>35 Not pAyingDADDY COOL enoUgh will have you stoned!
How much do I have to pay for Daddycool to get me stoned?
n-')
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| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < Sensei! Why do we always say the Pledge of Allegiance? We live in Japan!
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
(・з・) ┃TODAYS TOPIC:
U |つ/ ┃ EMERIKKA
彡 | ┃
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
==============
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃
┃ Do you want to see me after class?
┃
└──────────────
∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
(・з・) ┃TODAYS TOPIC:
U |つ/ ┃ How to please your sensei
彡 | ┃
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
==============
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃
┃Yes.
┃
└──────────────
∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < SENSEI! You're making me a little bit uncomfortable!
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,..-''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
(・з・) ┃TODAYS TOPIC:
U |つ/ ┃ How to please your sensei
彡 | ┃
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
==============
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃
┃Yes.
┃
└──────────────
∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
n-')
//
| | _______
| .| /
∧_∧ |
==============、 (´Д`; ) < SENSEI! What's happening to me?
/_____/\\ ) ⌒ヽ |
/7 /7 \ \\ / r、 \ \__________
// \ // .\ \\ / /7 \ \
.// .\ .// \ \\ ∩ ノ ///\ / /、
// .// \ \ _,,.┖''" / // // /
.// .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======// /_ノ゙/7
./ .// // / // ̄/ r /7 // \ /
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
(・з・) ┃TODAYS TOPIC:
U |つ/ ┃ How to please your sensei
彡 | ┃
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
==============
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃
┃The lesson is finished. Other students may leave.
┃
└──────────────
∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧ ∧∧
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
人人 ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
(・з・) ┃TODAYS TOPIC:
U |つ/ ┃ How to please your sensei
彡 | ┃
し`J ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
==============
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━
┃
┃...
┃
└──────────────
∧∧
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