[Sensei!] (・з・)-chan's VIP Quality Classroom [Post deleted by moderator] (74)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-17 17:41 [Del]

  人人      ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓  | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
  (・з・)      ┃TODAYS TOPIC:              ┃  |_____|
  U  |つ/   ┃   TO VIP, OR NOT TO VIP;      ┃  | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
 彡  |       ┃   THAT IS THE QUESTION.     ┃  |_____|
  し`J      ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛   
             ==============     
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━               
┃Greetings students. I hope you've been reading your
┃textbooks, because we're having a surprise exam on
┃VIP Quality.
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50 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 02:11 [Del]

        ,.ィ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`丶、
       ,ノ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ
      ,'´::::::::::::::::::::ィノ)洲リハヾ))トi、:::::::::::::::ヽ
      |::::::::::::::::::ノ   '´    彡ツノ八::::::::',
      {:::::::::::,r'"             丶::::::i
      ',::::'  ,ィ=== 、、..    ..,r--=ミ、 li|
      ',:;  '" ̄ ̄``     '" ̄ ̄´゙`' ゙l- 、
     にユ、__,'´てt:::Zぅヽ-‐-rf´てi:::Zフ`i-‐'lイl|
      }(l、 丶 ___ノ'i 、ヽゝ___,ノ  })l|
      ヽヘ       ,-'、   ト、      l ,リ
       ヘ        '、r‐、_,-,_ノ       l´ I wish you hadn't done that, sensei
        ',        __: :__       ,!
         ヽ     ∠二二>,     /         
  ∧、      ト、    `ー--−'    /        ∧_   
/⌒ヽ\      \,,-‐、 `""´    /     . . //~⌒ヽ
|( ● )| i\     _,,ノ|、  ̄/// / \     /i |( ● )|
\_ノ ^i | _,,..r''''" ノ | \`', /  /  / ̄`''ー | i^ ゝ_ノ
 |_|,-''iつl/´    ヽノ| /\   / 、│     l⊂i''-,|_|
  [__|_|/〉ヽ、  / |/ );;;;/\/   'く    /〈\|_|__]
   [ニニ〉  ',  ヽ. | /⌒| /   ゚/    / 〈二二]
   └―'                        '─┘

51 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 13:08 [Del]

                           n-')
                           //
                           | |       _______
                           | .|     /
                          ∧_∧   | 
   ==============、            (´Д`; ) < SENSEI! A gun-wielding maniac threatens to perform a school shooting!
   /_____/\\            ) ⌒ヽ  |  
   /7     /7 \ \\         /   r、 \ \__________
   // \   //   .\ \\       /    /7 \ \
  .//   .\ .//     \ \\    ノ   ///\ / /、
 //     .//        \ \ _,,..-''"   / //  // /
.//     .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======//  /_ノ゙/7
./     .//   //   / // ̄/ r /7    // \   /

52 Name: VIPPER !VIRGIN/FJM : 2009-03-12 18:40 [Del]

  人人      ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓  
  (・з・)      ┃TODAYS TOPIC:       
  U  |つ/   ┃  How to survive a dangerous situation
 彡  |       ┃     
  し`J      ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛   
             ==============     
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━               

┃Step 1. Stall until JSWAT arrives.
┃Step 2. Repeat.

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53 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 18:43 [Del]

        ,.ィ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`丶、
       ,ノ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ
      ,'´::::::::::::::::::::ィノ)洲リハヾ))トi、:::::::::::::::ヽ
      |::::::::::::::::::ノ   '´    彡ツノ八::::::::',
      {:::::::::::,r'"             丶::::::i
      ',::::'  ,ィ=== 、、..    ..,r--=ミ、 li|
      ',:;  '" ̄ ̄``     '" ̄ ̄´゙`' ゙l- 、
     にユ、__,'´てt:::Zぅヽ-‐-rf´てi:::Zフ`i-‐'lイl|
      }(l、 丶 ___ノ'i 、ヽゝ___,ノ  })l|
      ヽヘ       ,-'、   ト、      l ,リ
       ヘ        '、r‐、_,-,_ノ       l´ Do not ignore me I intend to pull the trigger to shoot my guns
        ',        __: :__       ,!  in such a way that bullets will kill you and you will die.
         ヽ     ∠二二>,     /         
  ∧、      ト、    `ー--−'    /        ∧_   
/⌒ヽ\      \,,-‐、 `""´    /     . . //~⌒ヽ
|( ● )| i\     _,,ノ|、  ̄/// / \     /i |( ● )|
\_ノ ^i | _,,..r''''" ノ | \`', /  /  / ̄`''ー | i^ ゝ_ノ
 |_|,-''iつl/´    ヽノ| /\   / 、│     l⊂i''-,|_|
  [__|_|/〉ヽ、  / |/ );;;;/\/   'く    /〈\|_|__]
   [ニニ〉  ',  ヽ. | /⌒| /   ゚/    / 〈二二]
   └―'                        '─┘

54 Name: VIPPER !VIRGIN/FJM : 2009-03-12 18:53 [Del]

  人人      ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓  
  (・з・)      ┃TODAYS TOPIC:       
  U  |つ/   ┃  How to survive a dangerous situation
 彡  |       ┃     
  し`J      ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛   
             ==============     
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━               

┃You don't got the balls.

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55 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 19:21 [Del]

        ,.ィ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`丶、
       ,ノ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ
      ,'´::::::::::::::::::::ィノ)洲リハヾ))トi、:::::::::::::::ヽ
      |::::::::::::::::::ノ   '´    彡ツノ八::::::::',
      {:::::::::::,r'"             丶::::::i
      ',::::'  ,ィ=== 、、..    ..,r--=ミ、 li|
      ',:;  '" ̄ ̄`     '" ̄ ̄´゙' ゙l- 、
     にユ、__,'´てt:::Zぅヽ-‐-rf´てi:::Zフ`i-‐'lイl|
      }(l、 丶 ___ノ'i 、ヽゝ___,ノ  })l|
      ヽヘ       ,-'、   ト、      l ,リ
       ヘ        '、r‐、,-,ノ       l´ 
        ',        : :       ,! 
         ヽ     ∠二二>,     /         
  ∧、      ト、    `ー--−'    /        ∧_   
/⌒ヽ\      \,,-‐、 `""´    /     . . //~⌒ヽ
|( ● )| i\     _,,ノ|、  ̄/// / \     /i |( ● )|
\_ノ ^i | _,,..r''''" ノ | \', /  /  / ̄''ー | i^ ゝ_ノ
 |_|,-''iつl/´    ヽノ| /\   / 、│     l⊂i''-,|_|
  [||/〉ヽ、  / |/ );;;;/\/   'く    /〈\||
   [ニニ〉  ',  ヽ. | /⌒| /   ゚/    / 〈二二]
   └―'                        '─┘
You can't get a second chance! You are way too mean, and therefore, you deserve to get capped. I am pulling back the... thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!!

56 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 20:27 [Del]

>>55 This distortion...is it tanasinn at work?

57 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 21:22 [Del]

        ,.ィ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`丶、
       ,ノ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::∵ヽ
      ,'´::::::::::::::::::::ィノ)洲リハヾ))トi、:::::::::::::::ヽ
      |::::::::::::::::::ノ   '´    彡ツノ八::::::::',
      {:::::::::::,r'"             丶::::::i
      ',::::'  ,ィ=== 、、..    ..,r--=ミ、 li|
      ',:;  '" ̄ ̄``     '" ̄ ̄´゙`' ゙l- 、
     にユ、__,'´てt:::Zぅヽ-‐-rf´てi:::Zフ`i-‐'lイl|
      }(l、 丶 ___ノ'i 、ヽゝ___,ノ  })l|
      ヽヘ       ,-'、   ト、      l ,リ
       ヘ        '、r‐、_,-,_ノ   ∵  l´ I do not know what you are talking about.
        ',        __: :__       ,!  Moreover, I wield a lethal weapon, of which I ha∵e now pulled that
         ヽ     ∠二二>,     /         thing you pull back ∴efore you fire it.
  ∧、      ト、    `ー--−'    /        ∧_   
/⌒ヽ\      \,,-‐、 `""´    /     . . //~⌒ヽ
|( ● )| i\     _,,ノ|、  ̄/// / \     /i |( ∵|
\_ノ ^i | _,,..r''''" ノ | \`', /  /  / ̄`''ー | i^ ゝ_ノ
 |_|,-''iつl/´    ヽノ| /\   / 、│     l⊂i''-,|_|
  [__|_|/〉ヽ、  / |/ );;;;/\/   'く    /〈\|_|__]
   [ニニ〉  ',  ヽ. | /⌒| /   ゚/    / 〈二二]
   └―'                        '─┘

58 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 22:06 [Del]

       
                          ∧_∧    
   ==============、            (´Д`; ) 
   /_____/\\            ) ⌒ヽ    
   /7     /7 \ \\         /   r、 \
   // \   //   .\ \\       /    /7 \ \
  .//   .\ .//     \ \\    ノ   ///\ / /、
 //     .//        \ \ _,,..-''"   / //  // /
.//     .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======//  /_ノ゙/7
./     .//   //   / // ̄/ r /7    // \   /

59 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 22:35 [Del]

>>50-58

I Wwww'd

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61 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-13 04:45 [Del]

        ,.ィ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`丶、
       ,ノ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::∴∵ヽ
      ,'´::::::::::::::::::::ィノ)洲リハヾ))トi、::::::∴:::ヽ
      |::::::::::::::::::ノ   '´    彡ツノ八::::::::',
      {:::::::::::,r'"             丶::::::i
      ',::::'  ,ィ=== 、、..    ..,r--=ミ、 li|
      ',:;  '" ̄ ̄`     '" ̄ ̄´゙' ゙l- 、
     にユ、__,'´てt:::Zぅヽ-‐-rf´てi:::Zフ`i-‐'lイl|
      }(l、 丶 ___∴'i、ヽゝ___,ノ  })l|
      ヽヘ       ,-'、   ト、      l ,リ   I do not allow you to "w" in any way or form.
       ヘ        '、r‐、,-,ノ   ∵  l´    If you do not comply with my de∵and, I will use
        ',        : :       ,!     deadly force, by aiming my ri∴ht gun at your
         ヽ ∴   ∠二二>,     /     chest, t∴en shooting it as to murder you.
  ∧、      ト、    `ー--−'    /        ∧_   
/⌒ヽ\      \,,-‐、 `""´  ∴/     . . //~⌒ヽ
|( ● )| i\     _,,ノ|、  ̄/// / \     /i |( ∵|
\_ノ ^i | _,,..r''''" ノ | \', /  /  / ̄''ー | i^ ゝ_ノ
 |_|,-''iつl/´    ヽノ| /\   / 、│     l⊂i''-,|_|
  [||/〉ヽ、  / |/ );;;;/\/   'く    /〈\||
   [ニニ〉  ',  ヽ. | /⌒| /   ゚/    / 〈二二]
   └―'                        '─┘

62 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-13 07:50 [Del]

  人人      ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓  
  (・з・)      ┃TODAYS TOPIC:       
  U  |つ/   ┃  Ho  to survive a dangerous situation
 彡  |       ┃     
  し`J      ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛   
             ==============     
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━               

┃Is this better?

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63 Name: VIPPER !VIRGIN/FJM : 2009-03-13 19:33 [Del]

                           n-')
                           //
                           | |       _______
                           | .|     /
                          ∧_∧   | 
   ==============、            (´Д`; ) < Gun-wielding maniac! Is there something the matter? Perhaps a bully stole your natto?
   /_____/\\            ) ⌒ヽ  |  
   /7     /7 \ \\         /   r、 \ \__________
   // \   //   .\ \\       /    /7 \ \
  .//   .\ .//     \ \\    ノ   ///\ / /、
 //     .//        \ \ _,,..-''"   / //  // /
.//     .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======//  /_ノ゙/7
./     .//   //   / // ̄/ r /7    // \   /

64 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-13 20:20 [Del]

Natto is pig disgusting

65 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-13 20:37 [Del]

>>64 Ah, I think it's that you are foreigner as you don't like it. So sorry!

66 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-13 20:52 [Del]

        ,.ィ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`丶、
       ,ノ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::∴∵ヽ
      ,'´::::::::::::::::::::ィノ)洲リハヾ))トi、::::::∴:::ヽ
      |::::::::::::::::::ノ   '´    彡ツノ八::::::::',
      {∵:::::,r'"             丶::::::i
      ',::::'  ,ィ=== 、、..    ..,r--=ミ、 li|
      ',:;  '" ̄ ̄`     '" ̄ ̄´゙' ゙l- 、    I now understand that your strategy makes use of
     にユ、__,'´てt:::Zぅヽ-‐-rf´てi:::Zフ`i-‐'lイl|   the following thing: ∵, and ∴
      }(l、 丶 ___∴'i、ヽゝ___∴  })l.    It is clearly your doing, as this is a ph∴nomenon
      ヽヘ       ,-'、   ト、      l ,リ   I have never witnessed before. However, this does not
       ヘ        '、r‐、,-,ノ   ∵  l´     make me reconsider my demands, as I in∵end to outmaneuver
        ',        : :      ∵ ,!      you not only through the use of my superior armament, but
         ヽ ∴   ∠二二>,   ∵∴.    also through the use of better tactics.
  ∧、      ト、   ∵`ー--−'    / ∵      ∧_   
/⌒ヽ\      \,,-‐、 `""´  ∴/     . . //~⌒ヽ
|( ● )| i\     _,,ノ|、  ̄/// / \     /i |( ∵∴
\_ノ ^i | _,,..r''''" ノ | \', /  /  / ̄''ー | i^ ゝ_∴∴
 |_|,-''iつl/´    ヽノ| /\   / 、│     l⊂i''-,|_|∴∴
∴∵∴||/〉ヽ、  / |/ );;;;/\/   'く    /〈\||]
   [ニニ〉  ',  ヽ. | /⌒| /   ゚/    / 〈二二]
   └―'                        '─┘

67 Name: VIPPER !VIRGIN/FJM : 2009-03-14 09:32 [Del]

                           n-')
                           //
                           | |       _______
                           | .|     /
                          ∧_∧   | 
   ==============、            (´Д`; ) < Gun-wielding maniac! You don't look so good, perhaps you ate a bad bento box?
   /_____/\\            ) ⌒ヽ  |  
   /7     /7 \ \\         /   r、 \ \__________
   // \   //   .\ \\       /    /7 \ \
  .//   .\ .//     \ \\    ノ   ///\ / /、
 //     .//        \ \ _,,..-''"   / //  // /
.//     .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======//  /_ノ゙/7
./     .//   //   / // ̄/ r /7    // \   /

68 Name:   : 2009-03-19 04:26 [Del]


             / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      ∧_∧   < This class is enthralling whadda we gonna do next?
     ( ´_ゝ`)   \________
    /     \
   / /\   / ̄\
 _| ̄ ̄ \ /  ヽ \_
 \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \__)、
  ||\            \
  ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ̄
  ||  || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
     .||          .||

69 Name:   : 2009-03-19 04:27 [Del]

             / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      ∧_∧   < Why don't I have a name? I also was being sarcastic
     ( ´_ゝ`)   \________
    /     \
   / /\   / ̄\
 _| ̄ ̄ \ /  ヽ \_
 \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \__)、
  ||\            \
  ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ̄
  ||  || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
     .||          .||

70 Name: I'm not VIPPER no more : 2009-03-19 04:28 [Del]

T_T

71 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-24 14:02 [Del]

  人人      ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓  
  (・з・)      ┃TODAYS TOPIC:       
  U  |つ/   ┃  Moonspeak 101
 彡  |       ┃     
  し`J      ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛   
             ==============     
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━               
┃ "it carries out and is w"

┃ Write that down in your copybooks now.
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72 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 08:03 [Del]

>>71

                           n-')
                           //
                           | |       _______
                           | .|     /
                          ∧_∧   | 
   ==============、            (´Д`; ) < I don't understand, Sensei! What does it mean?
   /_____/\\            ) ⌒ヽ  |  
   /7     /7 \ \\         /   r、 \ \__________
   // \   //   .\ \\       /    /7 \ \
  .//   .\ .//     \ \\    ノ   ///\ / /、
 //     .//        \ \ _,,..-''"   / //  // /
.//     .// \/7__/  ̄ ̄_,,.=======//  /_ノ゙/7
./     .//   //   / // ̄/ r /7    // \   /

73 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 12:08 [Del]

        ,.ィ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`丶、
       ,ノ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ
      ,'´::::::::::::::::::::ィノ)洲リハヾ))トi、:::::::::::::::ヽ
      |::::::::::::::::::ノ   '´    彡ツノ八::::::::',
      {:::::::::::,r'"             丶::::::i
      ',::::'  ,ィ=== 、、..    ..,r--=ミ、 li|
      ',:;  '" ̄ ̄`     '" ̄ ̄´゙' ゙l- 、
     にユ、__,'´てt:::Zぅヽ-‐-rf´てi:::Zフ`i-‐'lイl|
      }(l、 丶 ___ノ'i 、ヽゝ___,ノ  })l|
      ヽヘ       ,-'、   ト、      l ,リ
       ヘ        '、r‐、,-,ノ       l´ 
        ',        : :       ,! 
         ヽ     ∠二二>,     /         
  ∧、      ト、    `ー--−'    /        ∧_   
/⌒ヽ\      \,,-‐、 `""´    /     . . //~⌒ヽ
|( ● )| i\     _,,ノ|、  ̄/// / \     /i |( ● )|
\_ノ ^i | _,,..r''''" ノ | \', /  /  / ̄''ー | i^ ゝ_ノ
 |_|,-''iつl/´    ヽノ| /\   / 、│     l⊂i''-,|_|
  [||/〉ヽ、  / |/ );;;;/\/   'く    /〈\||]
   [ニニ〉  ',  ヽ. | /⌒| /   ゚/    / 〈二二]
   └―'                        '─┘
My guns have been glued to my hands by a juvenile prankster.
Therefore it can't carry out a w

Now what do I do?

74 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-24 23:08 [Del]

  人人      ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓  
  (・з・)      ┃TODAYS OPERATION:       
  U  |つ/   ┃  Invasive surgery
 彡  |       ┃     
  し`J      ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛   
             ==============     
┏┛┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━               
┃ Please put on this mask.

┃ 
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