WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLATER?
I had to send 5 fucking minutes looking up what a fucking slater is because you idiots from other parts of the country or the globe or whatever come up with weird fucking names for roly-polies. IT'S A FUCKING ROLY-POLY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. NOT A PILL BUG, NOT A POTATO BUG, NOT A DODDLE BUG, IT'S A FUCKING ROLY-POLY. YOU KNOW WHY? YOU KNOW WHY IT'S NOT ANY OF THOSE OTHER GAY-ASS NAMES? BECAUSE THE NAME "ROLY-POLY" IS CUTE, LIKE A ROLY-POLY, AND IT ROLLS INTO A BALL, HENCE THE "ROLY". SO TAKE THESE OTHER STUPID NAMES YOU HAVE FOR THEM AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS.
Which brings me to my next point, why are you freaking out over a roly-poly? IT'S A FUCKING ROLY-POLY, IT'S CUTE AND IT DOESN'T BITE AND IT'S NOT POISONOUS. WTF.
Oh, and don't even get my started on the whole "zee" vs. "zed" thing, I've been raging over that ever since I talked to that Canadian guy.