I'd love to help, but I don't have much musical experience and I don't want to be one of those annoying nerds who puts out "expermental" "noise" music using a pirated copy of Reason and the Wikipedia page on "syncopation."

Maybe I'll just upload a track of me sobbing in pidginized, highly-accented Japanese about how I don't have any talent and nobody loves me because I'm a "hikimori."