How does a fur suit wearer poop in a public toilet?
>>1
You know, I've thought about this before. I think the amount of grossness on the floor would determine my decision. If there is anything visibly wet or sticky on the floor then I would roll up my skirt otherwise I would let it drop. This is probably mostly psychological.
I don't know how much does a skirt weight and if that would be tiresome quickly, but my idea is to move my legs apart and stretch the skirt a little just under the knees.
It depends on the length of the skirt. If it's a medium or short skirt, you try to keep the waistband about at your knees while lifting your knees up slightly so that it won't drag on the floor, or if it does drag on the floor it's only a little bit. If it's a long skirt you don't really have a choice and you have to bunch it up to your waist and hold it with one hand.
>>5
This is a maneuver I frequently use for pants that are a bit too long for me.
>>6
I guess the dilemma arises when the skirt is long/short enough to go both ways.
What if you could do all your life's worth of pooping immediately, then never have to do it again until you die? Would you accept the offer?
>>9
About how long would it take? a month of straight pooping? 2 months? a year?
We're probably creating something very, very strange in SAoVQ for future anthropologists to discover in the Planetary Archives of the 21st century.