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I want to style my hair into a quiff or a pompadour but the way it grows prevents me from doing so. I think my inability to style my hair in a way I like is almost certainly the direct and maybe only cause of my lonely friendless life. I would kill myself but the thought of leaving behind a corpse with bad hair stops me.
>>2
Shave it off, release yourself from the eternal shackles of hair.
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I have been a NEET for 2 2/3 years now, and my parents have finally cut me off. My life is a chapter of ＮＨＫにようこそ.
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I have emotional problems and I get hurt easily.
I'm an incompetent.
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I will die before I get to see a giant robot.
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Everything has lost its flavor, what is this I don't even know anymore.
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I haven't done the dishes in three days...
>>18
Does she have full custody? Did the courts give you any sort of custody or time with them at all? Are you paying child support?
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Only fat ugly girls think I'm attractive enough to consider having any manner of relation with.
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Working every goddamn weekend lately.
I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
>>29
Stop eating Taco Bell every day, friend. Healthier food, healthier waste.
>>32
This is true. If you eat healthy, you'll take awesome shits where you only have to wipe once.
If you were granted the ability to have perfectly clean poops every time, would you even wipe at all?
At times, while undressing for shower, I note a little poo stain in my underwear.
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When I was 4 years old in 1988 I wanted to go to Japan.
Now I fear that since the 1980s are over, Japan will not be as glorious as it was.
Fuck my life, no one will ever love me. I spend 20/7 making myself more desirable, I look great, I'm smart, and I'm fucking driven. So why am I so fucking lonely. Everyone sees me as this strong independent, self motivated person, the truth is, I cry myself to sleep every fucking night.
Sometimes I pee in the shower
>>42
You're probably an asshole or you're uncomfortable to be around. I know that's my problem.
I'm an asshole and a giant jerk and I can't do small talk which leads to uncomfortable silence, but I managed to find two true friends this year. Unfortunately, I don't have the same luck with girls. Fortunately, after two failed relationships, I don't think I want to get into this any time soon.
>>47
I can talk about the weather, but besides that, I'm a total failure. (・∀・)
You guys are pathetic
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When I am called pathetic, I can't stand the pain.
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I'm so depressed I don't even have the energy to type my sob story.
It so happens I am sick of being a man.
And it happens that I walk into tailorshops and movie houses
dried up, waterproof, like a swan made of felt
steering my way in a water of wombs and ashes.
The smell of barbershops makes me break into hoarse sobs.
The only thing I want is to lie still like stones or wool.
The only thing I want is to see no more stores, no gardens,
no more goods, no spectacles, no elevators.
It so happens that I am sick of my feet and my nails and my hair and my shadow.
It so happens I am sick of being a man.
Still it would be marvelous
to terrify a law clerk with a cut lily,
or kill a nun with a blow on the ear.
It would be great
to go through the streets with a green knife
letting out yells until I died of the cold.
I don't want to go on being a root in the dark,
insecure, stretched out, shivering with sleep,
going on down, into the moist guts of the earth,
taking in and thinking, eating every day.
I don't want so much misery.
I don't want to go on as a root and a tomb,
alone under the ground, a warehouse with corpses,
half frozen, dying of grief.
That's why Monday, when it sees me coming
with my convict face, blazes up like gasoline,
and it howls on its way like a wounded wheel,
and leaves tracks full of warm blood leading toward the
night.
And it pushes me into certain corners, into some moist houses,
into hospitals where the bones fly out the window,
into shoeshops that smell like vinegar,
and certain streets hideous as cracks in the skin.
There are sulphur-colored birds, and hideous intestines
hanging over the doors of houses that I hate,
and there are false teeth forgotten in a coffeepot,
there are mirrors
that ought to have wept from shame and terror,
there are umbrellas everywhere, and venoms, and umbilical cords.
I stroll along serenely, with my eyes, my shoes,
my rage, forgetting everything,
I walk by, going through office buildings and orthopedic shops,
and courtyards with washing hanging from the line:
underwear, towels and shirts from which slow
dirty tears are falling.
Just kidding you guys aren't pathetic it was the depression talking.
>>58
I'm lucky enough to be as healthy as I am, so I haven't been forced to see a doctor since I was a kid. I'm probably really overdue for a checkup or a physical or whatever they do with normal people on a normal regular basis.
>>56
I do. Also, during summer too. Not so much in winter. Perhaps it's because I'm not the only miserable one in winter.
>>57
It depends on what you want, really. If you want a specific style, use that internet thing, and print out a picture or two. Otherwise, just say you want it (x) length shorter in the front/back/top/sides.
You can overcome this! I believe in you.
>>61
I do this:
"Please trim my hair all around, about 2cm, and make it equal length."
And then it is done.
>>63
Do it my way: don't visit them at all.
In about ten years, your hair will reach terminal length. (Allow for one miserable 2nd or 3rd year where your hair will be long enough to cover your eyes but too short to tie).
I shave every day and shampoo every other, so I don't look like the stereotypical nerd I am. I certainly wouldn't want a professional to ruin the style I've got going.
>>64
I think that's not necessarily a good choice. I think many people deceive themselves into thinking long hair looks good. It's just not much of an option too when you get older. I'm not saying it necessarily doesn't look good on you but I don't think it's an option for more people.
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Well, I actually have to make some decent effort to maintain it, it just doesn't involve someone else's scissors. But so long as you've not started to go bald yet, I don't think age matters much, I've seen quite a few older gentlemen who pull it off really well with gray hair.