【Depression】Let us discuss our horrible lives ITT【Suicide】 (398, permasaged)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-12 15:26 [Del]

This thread is for sad people only.

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I have not been able to find a girlfriend since sophomore year in high school, and this has made me an insecure NEET.

69 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 16:19 [Del]

>>68
That's pretty much 100% accurate.

70 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 18:28 [Del]

>>68
>>69
I know some women who like long hair. They are in the minority, but there are some that like it.

71 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 12:14 [Del]

>>57

Why doesn't your mom cut your hair anymore?

72 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 14:09 [Del]

>>71

Because >>57 moved away, duh.

73 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 14:17 [Del]

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I'm tired of seeing my ex-girlfriend happy on Facebook with the guy she probably cheated on me with when we were still together, while I can't have at least the chace to another relationship after 11 months we broke up.

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75 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 23:02 [Del]


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I feel like a complete and utter failure although there is obvious evidence that I am not. I just feel like one because I can't stop believing that love is conditional and so I won't be loved if I don't deserve it. Someone already loves me so what do I do now?

76 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 05:00 [Del]

>>68
And with 100% accuracy, I can honestly reply that no man likes short hair on women. Maybe some can tolerate it, but no one prefers it.

77 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 08:56 [Del]

>>76
Sarcasm or not, I love love love short hair on women.

78 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 09:02 [Del]

>>77
Me too! Another short-hair enthusiast reporting in!

79 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 09:58 [Del]

Well, with two different males reporting the same opinion, I think it's safe to say to generalize and say they all like it. Another victory for bad rhetoric!

80 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 15:21 [Del]

This thread is not very VIP

81 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 17:45 [Del]

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It's raining outside, and my window is leaking... the slow and constant dripping is driving me mad... drip... drip...

82 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-09 18:30 [Del]

>>81
I had to walk in slushy wet snow, huge puddles and freezing rain to get to work today.

It takes me 35 minutes to walk to work.

('A`)

83 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-09 19:33 [Del]

The past week, I've been having those nostalgia/melancholy pangs (I'm not sure how else to describe it.) Not really depression so much as what I can only describe as "sehnsucht" or "saudade". I think it's partly because of winter, and partly because it's near the end of the first semester. Usually it lasts a week. I listen to some sad songs, or think about the past, and then it's gone. Actually, I already feel better typing this. Thanks SAoVQ!

84 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-09 20:09 [Del]

>>83
Uhh... you're welcome(?)

85 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-10 08:54 [Del]

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This semester was absolute hell. I wanted to die every moment of it. And to make matters worse, I won't have good grades by the end of it. However, I'll be done finals by friday evening, but that's so very far away and I'm so very burnt out.

86 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-10 18:37 [Del]

I got post-semester blues. I had a lot of fun this semester, but now I've finished the academic classes, and just need internships. I'll probably never see a lot of the fellow students again...

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88 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-10 19:06 [Del]

>>87
Hello VIPPER. Do you wish to restart the world? Choose carefully, you only have one chance:

YES 【】

NO 【】

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94 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-11 07:30 [Del]

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I missed posts >>87, and >>89-93!

95 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-11 07:58 [Del]

>>88

I guess he chose yes...

96 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-11 15:02 [Del]

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but each of us
has his own kingdom of pains
and has not yet found them all
and is sailing in search of them day and night
infallible undisputed unresting
filled with a dumb use
and its time
like a finger in a world without hands

97 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-14 12:13 [Del]

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I am very sad today

98 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-14 15:05 [Del]

>>97
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ClrifHFZPQ

Cheer up VIPPER, tomorrow's a new day!

99 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-15 10:29 [Del]

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I feel like I missed all the great moments in history and think that new great things will not happen.

100 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-15 10:58 [Del]

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I am absolutely SURE that the best two years are behind me, and now it's never going to be as good as it was back then.

101 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-16 19:17 [Del]

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My heart feels like it is trying to tear and break off from the rest of my body

102 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-16 20:11 [Del]

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I've been feeling really crappy lately and now I'm paranoid I have diabetes. Did I mention I'm afraid of needles?

103 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-18 01:41 [Del]

I wish he wouldn't just hold my hand and say that he understands. I wish he would hug me so tightly that I couldn't run or yell or even breathe. And so all I could do is cry.

104 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-18 10:56 [Del]

>>103
('A`)

105 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-18 13:39 [Del]

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Sometimes I download music that I know others might like, in case someone would ever want to visit me.

106 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 01:37 [Del]

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My wife just pretended that I was Mio from K-on when we kissed.

107 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 01:38 [Del]

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My husband doesn't understand me like Mio does.

108 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 01:57 [Del]

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I just noticed I'll never have a VIP quality girlfriend.

109 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 13:13 [Del]

>>108
But maybe you can have a VIP Quality boyfriend!

110 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 14:51 [Del]

>>109
That makes me feel a little bit better... just a little bit ('A`)

111 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 20:50 [Del]

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I want to fuck a cute, dainty girl, but most lesbians are tomboyish.

112 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 21:10 [Del]

Lesbians can't fuck they can only scissor though ('A`)

113 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 23:18 [Del]

>>111
I want to fuck a cute, tomboyish girl, but most of them are lesbians. ('A`)

114 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 23:53 [Del]

>>113

I want to fuck a girl, but I don't know any ('A`)

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116 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-29 01:45 [Del]

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I realised that everything ends sometime, and I don't want to start anything, fearing that I will have to part with it.

117 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-29 02:39 [Del]

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I got banned from Xbox Live, and now my games won't save properly.

118 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-30 08:06 [Del]

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I keep hurting myself because I cannot let go of the only person I love, even though I have lost her eighteen months ago.

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120 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-30 23:01 [Del]

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I just realized I haven't matured at all and probably never will.

121 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-31 00:10 [Del]

>>118
I'm sorry VIPPER ('A`)

122 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-31 07:41 [Del]

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I push everyone I care about away. No matter how hard I try, I end up friend-less and alone.

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124 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-31 21:14 [Del]

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I got attacked by insects. I now feel less desirable.

125 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-31 23:48 [Del]

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I got poison in my mouth on accident, now I can't stop vomiting,

126 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-01 01:44 [Del]

>>125

What were you doing with poison and how did you get it in your mouth?

127 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-01 14:55 [Del]

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A girl who was flirting with me in September has rejected me without a reason and ignored me since then. When I confronted her about this, she told me I was a worse person than she'd originally thought and she was beginning to hate me. Now she hates me even more because I insisted.

128 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-03 16:58 [Del]

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My date sucked. I will never find a VIPPER boyfriend.

129 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-03 18:42 [Del]

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I share the same woe as >>128, except I want to find a VIPPER girlfriend!

130 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-03 19:01 [Del]

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>>129
I will never find a VIPPER dog/pet! ('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)

131 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-03 19:02 [Del]

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>>130
I will never find a VIPPER sandwich!

132 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-03 19:02 [Del]

>>131
What about the perfect VIPPER stationary pad?!

133 Post deleted by user.

134 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-03 20:49 [Del]

>>133
Please excuse this post, I was jerking myself off when the load accidentally hit my eyes and blinded me for a few minutes. I guess I accidentally bumped my elbow on the keyboard and posted this post. Please ignore the post even though seems to be a unVIP post by a person who has forgotten that SAOVQ isn't a dating website.

135 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-03 23:24 [Del]

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SAoVQ isn't a dating website, and I feel bad now.

136 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-04 01:21 [Del]

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My best friend [on the internet{more important than irl}] disappeared last night. I've never been so sad/worried/confused.

137 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-04 02:03 [Del]

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I can't work up the gumption to e-mail these folks running this training program I really want to do, which I don't think I'd even be able to afford now that they've probably cut the holiday discount rate, which probably just happened.

138 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-04 19:20 [Del]

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It's been over year and a half since I've even been hugged.... by anyone.

139 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-04 19:41 [Del]

>>138
Even by your mum? ('A`)

140 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-07 15:55 [Del]

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I can't even install windows seven, I fail at everything I do.

('A`)/FML

141 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-10 12:09 [Del]

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brb, making an ass out of myself, and pushing my friends away simultaneously.

142 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-12 16:12 [Del]

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I am too shy to go to the grocery store, I'm so self conscious, I never get out.

143 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-12 16:22 [Del]

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I hate regretting a purchase right as I open the packaging or begin to use it.

144 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-12 18:05 [Del]

        ..。*+              。 
    ..゚..+。★* 。*        。 ★*。+*∵ 
   。.゚+゚☆゚  ∵☆*.*    ...☆∵    ..∵☆゚+.゚・
  。★。゚      ..。★.゚ *  ゚.★。        .゚..★*
 .. ゚*☆*        ∵☆* *☆∵         *..゚☆゚゚∵
 +★。        ,,,..,, ,,, ,*★*、、           ..。★*
 ゚*☆*       ゜ ''      '   ヽ、          ..☆゚∵
 。★*.゚.゚   , '   ...       /´   `フ       ....*★*
 . 。☆*  /    ヽ...  、  /      ,!.      。..゚☆゚*
  。★。.  、     ):::::.... (   レ   _,  rミ  ちゅ♥  ..。★*
...  ゚*゚☆*  ヽ. ヽ  ヽ;;:;;:;;::ヾ. ,ミ*__,xノ_,,)''     ....☆゚∵
     。★   ヽ、 ー─' ) ミ; ヽ/ ,' 3  `ヽーっ  ∵★*。
     ゚..☆*  ""'''''''''' '    'ゝ;_,,) ⊃)) ⌒_つ ゚☆゚∵
       。★。           `''ー---‐'''''"。★* 
        ∵*゚☆*              ..☆゚∵
           。★∵          。★*。
             ゚*☆゚∵。. .*゚..☆゚∵
               ∵..*★*∵

Cheer up.

145 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-12 18:22 [Del]

・ ちゅ♥

That warms my heart ( ´ー`)

146 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-14 13:49 [Del]

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I am irrationally territorial over my boss because I see all older people as makeshift parental figures. HEY F U ERIC-THE-NEWER-GUY, I WAS HERE FIRST. PLUS YOU MAKE SPELLING MISTAKES IN YOUR EMAILS. AND SHE SAYS THAT I TAKE MORE INITIATIVE THAN YOU DO.

I can laugh at this but in my heart of hearts I want her to like me more. I should poop in his lunch.

147 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-14 14:22 [Del]

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I need a job and could get one right away at the local sandwich shop my friend manages... but I don't want to give up the precious hours I spend VIPing!

148 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-14 16:30 [Del]

I am afraid my girlfriend will finally figure out I am not good enough for her and leave me

149 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-14 18:14 [Del]

>>148
Obsessing about it won't change the fact that she will or will not eventually leave you. Try to tell that to your insecurities when they pop back up.

150 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-14 19:00 [Del]

>>147
You'll treasure the hours you're not working and have a more productive VIPtime. Go for it!

151 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-14 19:03 [Del]

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I'm so happy, I'm afraid it's going to stop.

152 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-15 02:57 [Del]

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I desperately try to convince the only person I've ever loved that I'm a douche so that she will ignore me forever. I don't know why I'm doing it.

153 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-16 07:48 [Del]

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Four years ago, I did what >>152 is doing. I'll never love again.

154 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-16 11:24 [Del]

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A significant portion of the world is off limits for me, because it's somehow related to my only true lost love. For instance, I cannot go pick up my new PC, since the store is located in the city where she lives, and being in the same city as her but not together is something I couldn't take.

155 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-16 16:10 [Del]

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That cute VIPPER girl seems to be going out with everyone except me.
She probably doesn't think I'm good enough for her.

156 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-16 16:54 [Del]

>>155
Show her your true VIP potential. Write her a cute note using VIP QUALITY references. Also boon.

157 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-16 18:15 [Del]

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I told my VIPPER girl that I loved her, and she said she thinks she might love me

158 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-16 18:17 [Del]

>>152
I am doing this too, VIPPER, but only because I know really that no girl is worth my self-preservation. Seriously. Isolation is too precious.

159 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-16 19:47 [Del]

>>158
You might think differently once you meet the right girl. Because when you do, she will become a part of you.

160 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-17 03:23 [Del]

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My job is shit, my VIP girlfriend never has time for me, and im constantly broke from eating fast food, i have dreams where im having heart attacks.

161 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-17 04:58 [Del]

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My cute VIPPER girlfriend broke up with me via email, saying she found someone else. I don't think I did anything wrong.

162 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-17 07:41 [Del]

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I told my VIPPER Girlfriend we were breaking up, because long distance relationships can't work. Now it is 12 hours later and I am freaking the fuck out because I realize I love her, and now she won't answer my IMs and oh god I am going to die alone unmourned and unloved.

163 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-17 07:51 [Del]

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Where are you guys finding all these VIPPER girlfriends at?

164 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-17 08:51 [Del]

Wouldn't everyone's VIPPER girlfriends be reading all of this? Also, I propose everyone is talking about one VIPPER girl and she is so cute and nice and 2-d.

165 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-17 10:49 [Del]

>>164
No, Kona-chan is strictly MY VIPPER girlfriend.

166 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-17 14:12 [Del]

>>164
oh god I am hoping she reads this oh god, but chances are she will stick to the image board

167 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-17 14:36 [Del]

>>166
People really stick to the image board? I thought everyone goes to both the imageboard and the textboard.

168 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-17 14:57 [Del]

>>164
The VIPPER I like is cute, nice, and 3-d. She probably sees this now and doesn't even know it's me. This must be my punishment for not keeping up with my payments to DADDYCOOL! (゚A゚;;;) Shameful.
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