>>47
I can talk about the weather, but besides that, I'm a total failure. (・∀・)
You guys are pathetic
>>50
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When I am called pathetic, I can't stand the pain.
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I'm so depressed I don't even have the energy to type my sob story.
It so happens I am sick of being a man.
And it happens that I walk into tailorshops and movie houses
dried up, waterproof, like a swan made of felt
steering my way in a water of wombs and ashes.
The smell of barbershops makes me break into hoarse sobs.
The only thing I want is to lie still like stones or wool.
The only thing I want is to see no more stores, no gardens,
no more goods, no spectacles, no elevators.
It so happens that I am sick of my feet and my nails and my hair and my shadow.
It so happens I am sick of being a man.
Still it would be marvelous
to terrify a law clerk with a cut lily,
or kill a nun with a blow on the ear.
It would be great
to go through the streets with a green knife
letting out yells until I died of the cold.
I don't want to go on being a root in the dark,
insecure, stretched out, shivering with sleep,
going on down, into the moist guts of the earth,
taking in and thinking, eating every day.
I don't want so much misery.
I don't want to go on as a root and a tomb,
alone under the ground, a warehouse with corpses,
half frozen, dying of grief.
That's why Monday, when it sees me coming
with my convict face, blazes up like gasoline,
and it howls on its way like a wounded wheel,
and leaves tracks full of warm blood leading toward the
night.
And it pushes me into certain corners, into some moist houses,
into hospitals where the bones fly out the window,
into shoeshops that smell like vinegar,
and certain streets hideous as cracks in the skin.
There are sulphur-colored birds, and hideous intestines
hanging over the doors of houses that I hate,
and there are false teeth forgotten in a coffeepot,
there are mirrors
that ought to have wept from shame and terror,
there are umbrellas everywhere, and venoms, and umbilical cords.
I stroll along serenely, with my eyes, my shoes,
my rage, forgetting everything,
I walk by, going through office buildings and orthopedic shops,
and courtyards with washing hanging from the line:
underwear, towels and shirts from which slow
dirty tears are falling.
Just kidding you guys aren't pathetic it was the depression talking.
>>58
I'm lucky enough to be as healthy as I am, so I haven't been forced to see a doctor since I was a kid. I'm probably really overdue for a checkup or a physical or whatever they do with normal people on a normal regular basis.
>>56
I do. Also, during summer too. Not so much in winter. Perhaps it's because I'm not the only miserable one in winter.
>>57
It depends on what you want, really. If you want a specific style, use that internet thing, and print out a picture or two. Otherwise, just say you want it (x) length shorter in the front/back/top/sides.
You can overcome this! I believe in you.
>>61
I do this:
"Please trim my hair all around, about 2cm, and make it equal length."
And then it is done.
>>63
Do it my way: don't visit them at all.
In about ten years, your hair will reach terminal length. (Allow for one miserable 2nd or 3rd year where your hair will be long enough to cover your eyes but too short to tie).
I shave every day and shampoo every other, so I don't look like the stereotypical nerd I am. I certainly wouldn't want a professional to ruin the style I've got going.
>>64
I think that's not necessarily a good choice. I think many people deceive themselves into thinking long hair looks good. It's just not much of an option too when you get older. I'm not saying it necessarily doesn't look good on you but I don't think it's an option for more people.
>>65
Well, I actually have to make some decent effort to maintain it, it just doesn't involve someone else's scissors. But so long as you've not started to go bald yet, I don't think age matters much, I've seen quite a few older gentlemen who pull it off really well with gray hair.
>>66
I can honestly tell you that no woman likes long hair on men. Maybe some can tolerate it, but no one prefers it.
>>68
And with 100% accuracy, I can honestly reply that no man likes short hair on women. Maybe some can tolerate it, but no one prefers it.
Well, with two different males reporting the same opinion, I think it's safe to say to generalize and say they all like it. Another victory for bad rhetoric!
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It's raining outside, and my window is leaking... the slow and constant dripping is driving me mad... drip... drip...
>>81
I had to walk in slushy wet snow, huge puddles and freezing rain to get to work today.
It takes me 35 minutes to walk to work.
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The past week, I've been having those nostalgia/melancholy pangs (I'm not sure how else to describe it.) Not really depression so much as what I can only describe as "sehnsucht" or "saudade". I think it's partly because of winter, and partly because it's near the end of the first semester. Usually it lasts a week. I listen to some sad songs, or think about the past, and then it's gone. Actually, I already feel better typing this. Thanks SAoVQ!
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This semester was absolute hell. I wanted to die every moment of it. And to make matters worse, I won't have good grades by the end of it. However, I'll be done finals by friday evening, but that's so very far away and I'm so very burnt out.
I got post-semester blues. I had a lot of fun this semester, but now I've finished the academic classes, and just need internships. I'll probably never see a lot of the fellow students again...
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I am very sad today
>>97
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ClrifHFZPQ
Cheer up VIPPER, tomorrow's a new day!
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I feel like I missed all the great moments in history and think that new great things will not happen.
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I am absolutely SURE that the best two years are behind me, and now it's never going to be as good as it was back then.
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My heart feels like it is trying to tear and break off from the rest of my body
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I've been feeling really crappy lately and now I'm paranoid I have diabetes. Did I mention I'm afraid of needles?
I wish he wouldn't just hold my hand and say that he understands. I wish he would hug me so tightly that I couldn't run or yell or even breathe. And so all I could do is cry.
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My wife just pretended that I was Mio from K-on when we kissed.
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My husband doesn't understand me like Mio does.
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I want to fuck a cute, dainty girl, but most lesbians are tomboyish.
Lesbians can't fuck they can only scissor though ('A`)
>>111
I want to fuck a cute, tomboyish girl, but most of them are lesbians. ('A`)
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I realised that everything ends sometime, and I don't want to start anything, fearing that I will have to part with it.
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I keep hurting myself because I cannot let go of the only person I love, even though I have lost her eighteen months ago.
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I just realized I haven't matured at all and probably never will.
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I push everyone I care about away. No matter how hard I try, I end up friend-less and alone.
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I got attacked by insects. I now feel less desirable.
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I got poison in my mouth on accident, now I can't stop vomiting,
What were you doing with poison and how did you get it in your mouth?
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My date sucked. I will never find a VIPPER boyfriend.
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>>129
I will never find a VIPPER dog/pet! ('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)('A)
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>>130
I will never find a VIPPER sandwich!
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SAoVQ isn't a dating website, and I feel bad now.
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I can't even install windows seven, I fail at everything I do.
('A`)/FML
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I hate regretting a purchase right as I open the packaging or begin to use it.
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Cheer up.
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I am irrationally territorial over my boss because I see all older people as makeshift parental figures. HEY F U ERIC-THE-NEWER-GUY, I WAS HERE FIRST. PLUS YOU MAKE SPELLING MISTAKES IN YOUR EMAILS. AND SHE SAYS THAT I TAKE MORE INITIATIVE THAN YOU DO.
I can laugh at this but in my heart of hearts I want her to like me more. I should poop in his lunch.
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I need a job and could get one right away at the local sandwich shop my friend manages... but I don't want to give up the precious hours I spend VIPing!
I am afraid my girlfriend will finally figure out I am not good enough for her and leave me