GOD DAMNIT, MY PENCIL JUST FUCKING BROKE AGAIN. WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE PENCIL ANYWAYS? FUCK THIS SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE AN ERASABLE PEN. PENCILS FUCKING SUCK HEY I'M A LITTLE GRAPHITE LITTLE COCK SUCKER WHO IS WEAK AS SHIT AS MADE OF WOOD AND I CAN'T EVEN STAND A LITTLE PRESSURE BEFORE MY TIP BREAKS PLUS I GET WORN DOWN LIKE A LITTLE FUCKFACE. GOD DAMNIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT PENCIL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SUCK SO BAD. EVEN AFTER I SPEND ABOUT AN HOUR TRYING TO SHARPEN YOU CORRECTLY YOU ALWAYS COME OUT SHITTY WITH LIKE ONE FUCKING SIDE COMPLETELY SHARPENED AND ONE SIDE NOT SHARPENED AT ALL SO I JUST KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING BREAK AND BE A PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMNIT. YOU LITTLE WOOD PIECE OF REGURGITATED FECAL MATTER. I'D RATHER PLAY WITH DOG SHIT THAN USE YOU AGAIN YOU LITTLE FUCK. So I snapped it in half.
I feel angry and will proceed to shout.
AAAH.
Ok, that's better.
>>7
YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE CHILDREN
I DON'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE CHILDREN
FUCK WHY CAN'T I FIND THE CAP TO MY LAPTOP'S "N" KEY
I HAVE TO PRESS A LITTLE RUBBER NUB AND FUCK
IT'S JUST FUCKING AWFUL
>>8
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PRESS THEIR OWN RUBBER NUBS
KEY CAPS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
>>9
I DON'T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
IT'S REALLY TINY
I MISS IT HALF THE FUCKING TIME
SURE IS CAPS LOCK IN THIS THREAD, GOD DAMN
>>9
SHIT, ARE YOU FUCKING TWELVE OR SOMETHING? WHO THE HELL SAYS OMG?
I SWEAR I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HEARD SOME KID SAY THAT OUT LOUD YESTERDAY. WHAT KIND OF SICKASS WORLD IS THIS, HOLY BALLS.
>>11
HEY FUCKFACE, DIDN'T GET THE MEMO?
WHAT'S THE MATTER
CAN'T
READ?
THIS IS A FUCKING
ANGER
THREAD.
SHOULD WE BE ANGRY ALL QUIETLIKE WITH SHITTY LITTLE LOWER CASE? I DON'T HAVE FUCKING TIME FOR LOWER CASE, YOU FUCKFACE.
>>1-13
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
STOP NAGGING
NO I DONT WANT TO SEE A MOVIE
GO BACK TO CHEATING ON ME AT LEAST I SAW LESS OF YOU THEN
YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
FUCK WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF
OH YEAH BECAUSE YOU HAVE TITS
YOU HAVE HUGE FUCKING TITS THATS GREAT FUCK GOD DAMNIT
I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING IN THAT STRETCH OF SKIN WHERE MY ASS MET MY DICK. WHEN I SEEN BLOOD ON THE RAZOR I FREAKED. THEN I PUT A WASHCLOTH UP THERE THAT IS NOW SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND SHIT. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS.
I WISH PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD HOW STUPID THE 'SMART KIDS' IN MY MATH CLASS REALLY ARE. HEY YOU SHIT-MUNCHER, DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN THE CLASS BEFORE. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT IS WHY YOU THINK IT'S EASY.
YOU COMING INTO CLASS AND ROLLING YOUR EYES AT THE TEACHER IS LIKE IF I WENT INTO AN ENGLISH CLASS AND ROLLED MY EYES AT THE TEACHER AND WHISPERED THAT THE CLASS WAS SOO EASY BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY READ MOBY DICK AND SO I ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE BOOK. THEN I PUT MY FEET UP ON THE TABLE AND TILT MY HAT DOWN AFTER TELLING EVERYONE HOW SUPERIOR I AM BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MOBY DICK DIES AT THE END. YEA YOU LITTLE CUNTS. THIS IS YOU.
GODDAMN ALL OF YOU MATH PEOPLE WITH AUTISM WHO GET SPECIAL TREATMENT JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD MORE PRACTICE WITH NUMBERS. WELL GUESS WHAT, HIGHER LEVEL SCIENTIFIC SHIT IS THEORETICAL AND CREATIVE. SO WHY DON'T YOU KEEP STUDYING ENGINEERING SO THAT YOU CAN GET A SHITTY JOB WITH A QUICK SALARY CAP WHILE I PURSUE REAL KNOWLEDGE IN THE AESTHETICS.
>>20
HEY FUCKFACE, WHY ARE YOU NOT ANGRY? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD IS? THIS THREAD IS A CUT THROAT PLACE, TWO GUYS SITTING ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER AT A KOTATSU READY TO START A FIGHT AT ANY SECOND. WIMPS LIKE YOU CAN GO HOME.
>>20
I CAN ANSWER THIS. IT IS BECAUSE BEING ABLE TO SOLVE A PARTIAL DIFFERENTIAL EQUATION DOES NOT MAKE YOU ANY SMARTER THAN AN EMOTIONLESS, ALGORITHMIC ROBOT SLAVE. OH, SO YOU CAN MEMORIZE FORMULAE AND WORK THROUGH THE LOGICAL SEQUENCE IN APPLYING THEM? THAT'S GREAT, BUT LET'S SEE YOU WORK THROUGH THE LOGICAL SEQUENCE OF PUZZLING OVER A PROBLEM IN THEORETICAL PHYSICS. OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT YOU HAVE NO INTUITION YOU CANNOT DO THIS PERHAPS THAT IS WHY YOU THOUGHT GENERAL RELATIVITY WAS STUPID AND "TOO SIMPLE" FOR YOUR HIGHLY EVOLVED MIND THAT IS CLEARLY SUITED ONLY FOR INTELLECTUAL ENDEAVORS SUCH AS FOURIER TRANSFORMATIONS AND FINDING MOMENTS OF INERTIA. FUCK
I JUST DOWNLOADED MARVEL VS CAPCOM 2 BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HALF OFF SALE ON PSN, SO I THOUGHT WHY THE FUCK NOT, EH? I WAIT FOR THE 200 MEG PIECE OF SHIT TO DOWNLOAD AND WHEN IT FINISHED, AND JUST WHEN I WANT TO GET MY MAHVEL ON, THE PIECE OF SHIT DECIDES IT NEEDS TO UPDATE TO VER. 1.01, WHICH IS A 200MB PATCH. JESUS CHRIST, THEY SHOULD START PATCHING GAMES BEFOREHAND, THEY WOULD SAVE MILLIONS ON BANDWIDTH, THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.
GOD
DAMN.
>>23
Should have ate some PRINGLES or HAAGEN DAAS while you waited.
>>24
MAYBE HE CAN'T EAT SOME FATTY POTATOES THAT HAVE BEEN FRIED AND THEN SEASONED OR SOME FATTY COLD CREAM THAT HAVE BEEN CHURNED WITH SUGAR AND OTHER ORGANIC FLAVORINGS. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT HE COULD BE DIABETIC AND SO HE HAS TO WATCH WHAT HE EATS. HUUH WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN YOU POST ABOUT THINGS OF THAT NATURE, YOU LITTLE ANALSUCKER.
>>19
This post is amazingly true.
I MEAN THIS POST IS FUCKING TRUE YOU FUCKER STOP MAKING SUCH REALISTIC FUCKING POSTS ASSHOLE.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY MATH AND PHYSICS CLASS AT MY SHITTY SUBTIER SCHOOL HARDER THAN MY SIGNIFICANT OTHERS' IVY TIER SCHOOL? I AM TAKING THESE CLASSES JUST FOR FUN AND I HATE THEM. I HATE MY CLASSES AND I HATE ALL OF MY PEERS. ALSO, I TRY SO HARD TO SIT ALL BY MYSELF BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SIT NEXT TO ME. HEY FUCKING DICKFACE, I SAT ALONE FOR A REASON. I DON'T LIKE YOU. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
>>28
THIS! EXCEPT WHERE IS MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER! I NEED SANDWITCHES TO TAKE TO SCHOOL.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SAD OR ANGRY, MAYBE A BIT OF BOTH. I HAVE SO MUCH GOING FOR ME, BUT I KEEP MESSING IT UP. EVERYTIME I COME INTO SCHOOL, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ATRIUM LOOKS AT ME AND I TRIP, EVERYTIME. EVERY FUCKING TIME. PEOPLE MAKE ME SO NERVOUS I SPILL GASOLINE AT THE PUMP. WHY AM I SUCH A CLUTZ? ('A`) . I WISH FOR NOTHING MORE THAN TO BECOME AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER AND PERFECT LOVER. DEAR VIPPERS, FML. I AM TOO GOOD FOR THE WAY I TREAT MYSELF. BE RIGHT BACK, CRYING.
also, FML
I CAN NOT GET MY CHARACTER ENCODING SET RIGHT. FUCK YOU FREEBSD, FUCK YOU.
I HATE SSHing FROM MY IPHONE
>>28>>29
JESUS CHRIST I WISH WE HAD A VIP STUDY GROUP. IT'S BEEN REALLY DIFFICULT CONCENTRATING ON WORK LATELY. GODDAMN ALL I WANT TO DO IS DAYDREAM ABOUT MIO ALL DAY. GOD I WISH I HAD A CLASS ON HER. ALL OF THE HOMEWORK WOULD BE ABOUT WHY MIO IS SO GREAT AND SO KAWAII (THAT'S JAPANESE FOR CUTE). OUR TESTS WOULD CONSIST OF HOW FAR WE COULD SHOT OFF OUR LOAD ONTO MIO'S PICTURE AND EVERYONE WOULD GET AN A UNLESS YOU DIDN'T REALLY LIKE MIO. BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE MIO? THE ANSWER IS THAT EVERYONE DOES. AND THEN FOR THE FINAL WE COULD ANALYZE THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND K-ON AND IT WOULD BE MARVELOUS. JUST MARVELOUS.
(smokepa)( ˃ ヮ˂)っ-̾ (nicotene addict) (4)
1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 02:03 [No]
( ˃ ヮ˂)っ-̾ RECENTLY MY FAVORITE FUCKING HEAVY METAL CLUB DECIDED TO IMPLEMENT A NO SMOKING RULE! cough cough HACK wheeze BY THE TIME I SMOKED ENOUGH MARLBRO REDS TO CURE MY NICOTINE CRAVING, THE TOTALLY cough spit hack AWESOME HEAVY METAL BAND LEFT, AND SOME DIPSHITS THAT SING GOSPEL AND CHRIST-ROCK BULLSHIT TOOK THE STAGE AND GODDAMNIT I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER SMOKE BREAK cough cough JUST TO PUT UP WITH THE FACT cough THAT MY LAST SMOKE BREAK PREVENTED ME FROM HEARING cough ASS KICKING MUSIC!
2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 03:56 [No]
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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 05:51 [No]
>>2 YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY
4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:16 [No]
( ˃ ヮ˂)っ-̾ YOU PEOPLE KEEP PISSING ME OFF cough cough wheeze HACK spit! SMOKING GIVES ME A PLEASURE THAT choke grunt gulp cough NOTHING CAN DUPLICATE! I NOW NEED TO SMOKE 2 PACKS OF MARLBRO REDS TO COMPENSATE FOR THE ANGER YOU 2 FAGS HAVE CAUSED ME!
Flick, light (●ヮ●)っ-̾ much better.
I HATE K-ON. WHY IS IT SO MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN THE SUPERIOR BECK: MONGOLIAN CHOP SQUAD?
I AM SO ANGRY
FUCKING HELL, WHY THE SHIT DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD? I MEAN, EVEN IF SHE IS SEXY AND ENERGETIC AND POSSIBLY THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD WHO WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME, WHY THE HELL DID IT HAVE TO BE HER? IT FUCKING ANNOYS ME BECAUSE I CAN'T REALISTICALLY SEE HER FOR MOST OF THE YEAR, AND PLUS IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG-ASS TIME BEFORE I CAN FLY BACK TO HER COUNTRY. IN THE MEAN-TIME, I'M GOING TO BE TORTURED BY MEMORIES OF TIMES TOGETHER AND FEELINGS OF LONELINESS. ALSO, I'LL BE STUCK FAPPING TO HENTAI. FUCKING FUCK FUCKERS.
FUCK WHY DO I NEED TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND I WANT TO HOLD HIM IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW WHILE HE FUCKING PETS MY HEAD GENTLY AND I SMILE AND CLOSE MY EYES. I FUCKING LOVE HIM MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS BUT AT THIS RATE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE HIM REGULARLY. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
WHY DO SOME VIPPERS HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS 24/7. NO ONE FUCKING CARES. AND IT TEETERS ON SELFISH BAWWING AND/OR SUBTLE BRAGGING
>>46
If you were a VIPPER you would understand that this is important. As important as your post was.
Anyway what's the deal with all caps? This shit pisses me off. You wanna get me to read that shit? Yeah? Well make it readable then. Fuck.
>>51
I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL YOU SO YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS. YOU CLICK "MORE FUCKING OPTIONS" NEXT TO THE "REPLY GODDAMNIT" BUTTON, AND THEN SELECT "WakabaMark" FROM THE DROPDOWN BOX! AFTERWARDS, USE TWO ASTERISKS TO SURROUND EITHER SIDE OF YOUR TEXT TO MAKE IT BOLD!
BOLD LIKE THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!
DID I ALSO MENTION THAT I AM DYSLEXIC BECAUSE I AM, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD.
>>56
LISTEN UP, YOU CUNT, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY THAT'S RELATED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD. I WENT TO THIS PLACE CALLED YOSHINOYA. I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE, YOU'VE HEARD OF IT. WHILE I WAS THERE, SOME DIPSHIT COMES IN BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE BECAUSE IT WAS 150 FUCKING YEN OFF. SO I WENT AND ORDERED MY GYUDON WITH EXTRA GRAVY. THEN I KICKED THAT BITCHY FUCK OVER, POURED MY GYUDON ON HIS FACE, AND KICKED HIM THE RIBS FOR GOOD MEASURE. GODDAMN, HE PISSED ME OFF.
I can't master the confusing archane symbology that is math and physics, why do I need to know that stuff when I can just program mathematica to solve it for me. WHY IS SCIENCE SO MEAN!? That and homework keeps interfering with my anime and video game time. I wish I could be like daddy cool and get paid for VIP QUALITY.
>>58
I understand. Unfortunately, it's required if you want to reach SATORI. However if you want to reach WOTAKUTORI, then you're on the wrong path.
FUCK YOU BIOLOGY.
YOU WANT CHROMOSOME?
YOU WANT ENZYME?
CELL IS MEMBRANE ASSHOLE.
>>58
I suppose you could rely entirely on various Wolfram paraphernalia if you wanted to be an engineer.
HEY IONIC BONDS, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. WHAT LOGIC IS THERE IN MEMORIZING WHAT KIND OF ATOM YOU ARE YOU FUCKING CUNT. GET OUT OF HERE. MEMORIZATION IS SHIT.
I loved you, I would have continued to love you till the stars died out. Then you had to go and play your little games. I hope your whore ass gets turned out. I hope you wind up dead killed by a john in a motel room you fucking worthless piece of shit.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP AND STOP BEING SUCH A WHINY BITCH IT'S NO-ONE'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN THAT YOU'RE IN THIS SITUATION STOP GETTING ANGRY AT OTHER PEOPLE WHEN THEY TRY TO HELP YOU.
Etou... My eyes hurt, maybe too many hours in front of a monitor or maybe allergy, and well, that makes me, like, kinda angry. Maybe.
Ah, and if I could finally get a girlfriend it would be awesome. That would totally make me less "frustrated" and "angry".
DEAR SWEET JESUS HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A TASTY TURKEY AT EINSTEIN'S? IT IS THE MOST GLORIOUS SANDWHICH THING ON EARTH. THE ONLY WAY TO EAT IT IS WITHOUT THE TOMATO. IF YOU KEEP THE TOMATO IN, THE BAGEL GETS WAY TOO FUCKING BIG AND ITS ALREADY DIFFICULT IT EAT IT WITHOUT HAVING EVERYTHING SPILL EVERYWHERE. YES, THIS HUGE BAGEL IS A MAN'S MEAL. IT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR MY SMALL DICK. THANK YOU ALBERT EINSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR THEORY OF BAGELS.
>>66
ALBERT EINSTEIN DID NOT HAVE A THEORY OF BAGELS YOU FAT BASTARD.
>>67
OH YEAH WELL THEN WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE TOROID-LIKE DISTORTION OF LIGHT OBSERVED IN GRAVITATIONAL LENSING, HUH? IS A BAGEL NOT A TORUS, HUH? FUCK YOU LEARN PHYSICS
>>66
THIS FUCKING POST IS NOT ANGRY AT ALL YOU JUST LIKE SHOUT AND CUSS A LOT I MEAN SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU.
YOU GOTTA LEARN TO USE AN INDOOR VOICE MAN I'D HATE TO HAVE YOU AROUND AS A GUEST AND JESUS CHRIST CUT THE FUCKING SWEARING OUT WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT SHIT WHEN YOU'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU LIKE SOME BAGEL.
>>THE ONLY WAY TO EAT IT IS WITHOUT THE TOMATO. IF YOU KEEP THE TOMATO IN, THE BAGEL GETS WAY TOO FUCKING BIG
YOU GODDAMN LITTLE GIRL. A REAL MAN WOULD ORDER EXTRA TOMATO BECAUSE GODDAMN TOMATOES ARE TASTY. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? DON'T LIKE TOMATO? ARE YOU TOMATO HATING?
Running out of things to get fucking PISSED about?!
FUCKING GO TO MY LIFE IS AVERAGE, AND OPEN UP ANY COMMENT PAGE. ANY OF THEM, IT'S ALL THE SAME SHIT. THE LITTLE FUCKERS THAT GO THERE USE THE COMMENT PAGES TO TALK TO ONE ANOTHER, LIKE FORUMS. THEY ALL HAVE NAMES, AND THEY LOOK UP TO THE COOL KIDS THAT POST ON THERE. LITTLE SHITS.
HELL FUCK SHIT WHAT THE FUCK I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING BACK UP AND REFORMAT DAMIT NOW LOOK WHAT FUCK SHIT HAPPEND FUUUCKKK! DONT FUCKING CRY YOU FUCKING SHIT DUMB FACE FUCK! I CANT TYPE COHERENT WHAT IS THIS SHIT, BACK UP YOUR SHIT AND FUCKING REFORMAT THE FUCKING SHIT ON YOUR DAMN COMPUTER! IF YOUR GOING TO BE A FUCKING VIRUS MAGNET, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM COMPUTERS, DAMNIT!
Wow, I never knew stringing together poorly formed sentences laced with profanity would be so therapeutic! I feel incredibly silly!
IT DOESN'T HELP THAT I HAVE TO FUCKING FIX THE PIECE OF SHIT, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
FUCKING CHINAMAN SHIP MY GODDAMN TOY GUN ALREADY
GOD DAMN IT MY DOG SITS LIKE A CAT WHAT KIND OF FUCKING DOG SITS LIKE A CAT WHAT THE HELL DOG YOU ARE NOT A CAT FUCKING STOP THAT SHIT
FUCKING UPS, MY PACKAGE HAS BEEN ON YOUR SHITTY TRUCK SINCE 5 THIS MORNING, DELIVER IT TO ME ALREADY GODDAMN. I WENT TO SLEEP THINKING THAT BY THE TIME I WOKE UP THE PACKAGE WOULD BE HERE BUT I WOKE UP AT 10 INSTEAD OF 1 SO NOW I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND WAIT AND BE BORED WHILE THE UPS DELIVERY MAN PUTTS AROUND TOWN IN HIS UNDERPOWERED SHITTY VAN
No, you may not sit here. No, I don't care that your girlfriend is in the desk in front. How about this, you sit with her? Hey, arsehole, HEY FUCK YOU WANKER, DID YOU SEE THE FUCKING LAPTOP BAG IN THE CHAIR NEXT TO ME? IT MEANS THAT FUCK OFF. IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A LOUD FUCKER I MIGHT JUST LET YOU SIT HERE, BUT I WANT TO ENJOY MY BOOK. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO SIT, YOU SHOULDN'T COME LATE TO A LECTURE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ANYWAY? I DIDN'T SPEAK TO YOU IN EIGHTEEN MONTHS IN A TEN-PEOPLE GROUP, YOU THING I DON'T HATE YOU, LITTLE SHIT? NO, FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU BETTER, WANKER. I KNOW ALL I NEED TO KNOW AND ALSO FUCK OFF AND SIT ON THE FUCKING GROUND.
FUCKING CAT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, STOP SCRATCHING THE WINDOW, AND GO TO SLEEP! YOU ARE A FUCKING CAT, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AWAKE THIS FUCKING MUCH!
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO COOK RICE?! YOU ARE A FUCKING RICE COOKER! YOU SHOULD TAKE ABOUT 10 MINUTES MAX TO MAKE RICE, BUT NOOOO YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN TIME. YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. NEXT TIME I WANT MY RICE COOKED, I WON'T. I'LL JUST EAT DRY RICE.
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SUN DECIDE TO GO DOWN SO EARLY WHEN I'M OUTSIDE? IT'S LIKE, I'LL BE WALKING ALONG AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN "HELLO WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?", YOU KNOW? THEN I LOOK UP INTO THE SKY, WHICH TAKES ALL GODDAMN DAY THE SKY IS LIKE REALLY FUCKING HIGH UP THERE, AND BOOM! NOTHING. HERE I AM, COLD AND IN THE DARK, AND THAT SON OF A BITCH SUN IS PROBABLY OFF HAVING DRINKS WITH PLUTO AND URANUS. SOMETIMES I WONDER WHO PUT HIM IN CHARGE, THE GUY CAN'T EVEN DO AN EASY 20 HOUR SHIFT OR SOMETHING. IF I WAS THE SUN, WE'D ALL BE LIVING IN CITIES OF FIRE AND SWIMMING IN LAKES OF LAVA, WOULDN'T THAT BE TOTALLY BADASS?
>>80
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE!
THE MORNING SUN HAS VANQUISHED THE TERRIBLE NIGHT
GOD DAMNIT I SPENT ALL DAY YESTERDAY WORKING ON MAKING MY KERNEL FASTER SO I COULD HAVE A COOL FAST BOOT TIME AND AFTER 6 HOURS OF STRIPPING OUT EVERY LITTLE THING I COULD POSSIBLY REMOVE IT IS IN FACT SOMEWHAT SLOWER THAN IT USED TO BE!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS 1MB NOW AND IT IS STILL SLOWER THAN FUCK CHRIST, FUCKER TAKES LIKE 3 OR 4 SECONDS TO LOAD UP AND ARJAN IS STILL FLAUNTING HIS STUPID FUCKING 0.5 SECOND KERNEL. FUCK YOU ARJAN! FUCK YOU FOR NOT SHOWING US YOUR PATCHES. HOLY SHIT. I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING WORK TO DO AT WORK AND MY BOSS IS CONSTANTLY ASKING ME IF THINGS ARE DONE AND IF SHE CAN SEE WHAT I HAVE DONE SO FAR GOD DAMNIT WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME WORK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. I CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS.
I STUCK MY COCK IN A TUB OF ICE CREAM DO YOU REALIZE HOW COLD THAT IS? WHEN IT WENT IN IT MELTED THE ICE CREAM BUT IT STILL SHRIVELED BACK INTO A PIECE OF FLABBY FUCK THAT WONT COME OUT FOR ANOTHER TWO DAYS UNLESS I TEASE IT WITH SOME OVERWEIGHT TRAILER PARK COUGARS AND JAM MY FINGER STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE HOLE. IT HURTS AND BURNS SO MUCH I JUST STICK IT IN ICE CREAM THUS LEADING ME IN A NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF HOLY SHIT.
What kind of fucked up STD do you have that you have to stick your dick in ice cream?
Being a man-hoe is no way to go through life, VIPPER.
YOU FUCK
YOU FUCK
STAY IN TUNE OR ELSE I'LL BE REPLACING YOU WHEN I GET THIS NEW AMP WITH ANYTHING ELSE THEY'VE GOT HANGING UP IN THE BACK OF THE SHOP I MEAN I COULD USE SOMETHING WITH SOME FUCKING HUMBUCKERS SINCE YOUR SINGLE COIL BULLSHIT MAKES PRACTICING WITH ANY LESSONS I FIND ONLINE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE WITH YOUR GODDAMN 60Hz HUMMING SHIT
I'LL BUY THAT FUCKING HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLAR EXPLORER CLONE OR FUCK IT, SEE HOW YOU LIKE GOING BACK INTO THE CASE FOR ANOTHER LONG-ASS TIME AND I'LL GO FUCK AROUND WITH MY KEYBOARDS
YOU FUCKING CUNT, I WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WOULD CHEAT ON YOU AND GIVE YOU AN STD. I HATE BEING REMINDED THAT YOU EXIST, AND I SOMETIMES WISH WE SHARED A ROOM SO I COULD MESS WITH MORE OF YOUR SHIT. GO DO ME A FAVOR AND PLAY IN A FREEWAY AT RUSH HOUR.
STOP BRINGING YOUR STUPID DRUNK-ASS FRIENDS OVER, I'M SICK OF THEM AND I'M SICK OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING WHINING. GET A GODDAMN SPINE AND TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET TO BE ALMOST $1000 IN DEBT WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING MAJOR TO SPEND IT ON??? STOP FUCKING UP OUR SHIT.
YOU'RE A NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW THAT? YOU AREN'T THE FANTASTIC PIECE OF SHIT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU'RE JUST SOMEONE I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH BECAUSE YOU MAKE FOR DECENT CONVERSATION. YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND AND I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO EVER LET YOU BE MY FRIEND.
WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY LIFE AT ALL? YOU FAILED ME AS A PARENT, WHICH YOU FUCKING AGREED TO BE. NOBODY PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND MADE YOU HAVE OR KEEP ME. STUPID OLD HAG, YOU NEVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING THAT WAS EVER IMPORTANT TO ME. WHEN YOU FINALLY GET AROUND TO DYING, I WILL NOT MOURN WHAT YOU WERE, I WILL MOURN WHAT I NEVER GOT TO HAVE.
FUCK YOU ALL.
HOLY FUCK I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU YOU GIGANTIC PIECE OF HELL. I DUMP HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS INTO COMPLETELY REPLACING THE ELECTRONICS IN YOU AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOUR FUCKING FRETS SUDDENLY START WEARING DOWN AT A POSITIVELY UNHEARD OF RATE AND THE SWITCH STILL CRACKLES EVEN THOUGH I'VE PULLED IT OUT AND CLEANED IT THREE TIMES THIS GODDAMNED WEEK ALONE. AND DON'T EVEN MAKE ME THINK ABOUT YOUR POSITIVELY HORRID TUNERS, GOD JESUS. I LITERALLY BEND ONE GODDAMNED NOTE AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE REGISTERING 20 CENTS FLAT AND IT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE HOLY FUCK I COULD SWEAR THEY MADE THE GEARS OUT OF LEAD OR SOMETHING CONSIDERING THEY HAPPILY SLACKEN THE SECOND I SO MUCH AS GLANCE SIDEWAYS AT YOU
I JUST TRIED SOME 오이소배기, YOU KOREAN BASTARDS SHOULD ALL GO IMPALE YOURSELVES FOR MAKING THESE LIMP AND NOT-AT-ALL-SPICY EXCUSES FOR PICKLES!
>>87
SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED TO GO ON A FUCKING CAMPING TRIP SINCE WE'VE BOTH GOT PLENTY OF FUCKING FIREWOOD THAT WON'T SAY IN FUCKING TUNE
You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under their bullshit, but you never look! That's what I hate most about you, lies are news and the truth is obsolete! As long as you have your television, a bit of spare change for booze, and a blowjob every Saturday night YOU FUCKS COULD'NT GIVE TWO TUGS OF A DEAD DOGS COCK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.
GOD DAMN IT WOMAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
I FUCKING HATE YOU, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
I JUST WANT TO SIT ON MY COUCH AND DRINK, BUT I CAN'T
I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU SIT IN MY LIVING ROOM ALL NIGHT BROWSING YOUR STUPID FUCKING ART AND DESIGN WEBSITES
I'M FUCKING PATHETIC, I CAN'T EVEN DO WHAT I WANT IN MY OWN GOD DAMNED HOUSE
I HAVE TO GO FOR WALKS TO EVEN FEEL LIKE I'M BY MY SELF
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING HELL SPAWN
GET OUT
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HOUSE
GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT COMPLEX
STOP LIVING HERE, I HATE ALL OF YOU
STOP BREATHING MY AIR
YOU PEOPLE ARE AWFUL
YOU SHOULDN'T EXIST
WHY THE HELL ARE THERE 6 BILLION (OR HOWEVER SHITTING MANY THERE ARE ON THIS EARTH) PEOPLE ALIVE TODAY?
MAYBE ONE MILLION OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE BOTH TOLERABLE AND INTERESTING IN ANY WAY
WHY AM I DOOMED TO LIVE WITH THE COMMON MAN
THEY'RE TRASH
THEY'RE DOGS
THEY'RE BORING
THEY'RE UNINTERESTING
THEY'VE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE ELSE HADN'T THOUGHT BEFORE
WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO PUT THE WILL OF THESE PEOPLE IN CHARGE
"DERP DERP THESE STUPID USELESS GADGETS ARE COOL, LET'S WASTE ALL OF MAN'S NATURAL RESOURCES ON PRODUCING THE MOST EXTRAVAGANT LUXURIES, FOR EVERYONE! EVERYONE HAVE A CAR! EVERYONE HAVE A HUGE PLOT OF LAND! EVERYONE BUY BUY BUY! THIS IS A GREAT ECONOMIC MODEL! DURRRR COMMUNISM IS EVIL THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR FREEDOM I CAN ONLY DERIVE PLEASURE FROM MONEY BUY BUY BUY"
"HAHAHA OH WOW THESE GUYS ARE DUMB, HERE GO BUY THIS SHIT. GO WASTE THAT MONEY, GIVE IT ALL TO ME. I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK, I'LL BE DEAD BY THE TIME ANYTHING COMES OUT OF THIS"
HEY
HEY YOU TWO
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
I'M SICK OF DEALING WITH YOU
YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS AND I HATE YOU
YOU'RE ANNOYING AND YOUR UNWARRANTED SENSE OF SELF IMPORTANCE ENRAGES ME
YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING ANT
AND I'M JUST A FUCKING ANGRY ANT
WHO WANTED TO TAKE A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO THIS WHOLE PLANET
AND MAKE SOMETHING BETTER
If it makes you feel any better, your impotent rage was hilarious to me
>>93
FUCK YOU!!
YOUR WORTHLESS AND ANNOYING COMMENT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL LIKE CHICKEN SOUP IN MIDDLE OF DESERT!!!
THIS IS RAGE THREAD YOU SON OF A BITCH!! CAN'T YOU EVEN TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON!?!?!? RETARDS LIKE YOU SHOULD GO DEPOSIT THEIR BRAINS TO MONKEYS!!!!!
LISTEN TO ME, FUCKFACE
THE FACT THAT MY RAGE IS IMPOTENT
SHOULD REVEAL SOME SERIOUS SHIT TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE,
MY EXISTENCE,
AND EVERYONE'S EXISTENCE.
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT WE CAN'T CHANGE JUST HOW MUCH THIS WORLD FUCKING SUCKS,
NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE TALK ABOUT HOW EASY IT WOULD BE TO MAKE THIS WORLD AN INTERESTING PLACE TO LIVE,
GIVEN MODERN TECHNOLOGY AND A LITTLE THOUGHT.
BECAUSE ANY TIME ANY STATE SEEKS TO OVERTHROW THE FUCKING STUPIDITY THAT IS PRIVATE BUSINESS AND CAPITALISM IN GENERAL
THEY GET FUCKING TRAMPLED ON BY THE UNITED STATES
THESE FUCKING PEOPLE JUST WANT TO LIVE LIFE
WITHOUT THE STUPID GIMMICKS AND STUPID GADGETS
AND GET ON WITH THEIR DAY
BUT NO.
SOME ASSHOLE TRYING TO DEFEND HIS LITTLE PLASTIC THRONE
GETS SOME OTHER ASSHOLE TO START A WAR
AND JUST WIPES OUT SOME LITTLE COUNTRY
THEN THEY HAVE THE FUCKING NERVE TO PRETEND THAT THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE END.
NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO FALL FROM POWER,
WE'RE STUCK WITH THIS SYSTEM,
AND THAT FUCKING BITCHCUNT IS STILL IN MY LIVING ROOM
HEY, FUCK YOU, FUCKNUTS.
"WAKABAMARK" SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST.
ALL OF THESE "LIGHTWEIGHT MARKUP LANGUAGES" CAN JUST GO SUCK A FAT NIGGER DICK
THEY LACK POWER,
THEY'RE CONFUSING,
THEY VARY FROM IMPLEMENTATION TO IMPLEMENTATION,
THEY HAVE ALL KINDS OF STUPID FUCKING RULES TO WORK AROUND,
THEY'RE FUCKING TERRIBLE.
BBCODE IS THE FUCKING STANDARD
SO WHY ISN'T IT SUPPORTED BY WAKABA AND KAREHA?
BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING JEWS, I DON'T KNOW.
"BOOHOOHOOOOO, BBCODE IS HARDER TO IMPLEMENT"
FUCK YOU, ASSWIPE
A FEW EXTRA HOURS OF YOUR WORTHLESS TIME IS AN ACCEPTABLE PRICE TO PAY
FOR THE ADDED POWER, CONVENIENCE, AND COMPATIBILITY OF BBCODE
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HEY ASSWIPE
THIS IS AN ANGRY THREAD
NOT A "SNARKY DOUCHEBAG" THREAD
GET WITH THE FUCKING PICTURE
AND LET ME SEE SOME CAPS LOCK
I FUCKING HATE DIPSHITS WHO FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE STUPID FUCKING GETS
WHAT'S THE POINT, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A CHALLENGE OR ANYTHING
MOST OF THE TIME THEY DON'T EVEN CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING WORTHWHILE TO THE DISCUSSION, IT'S JUST
"Lol 100 get"
WITH FUCKING TABLECAT OR SOME RANDOM AA CHARACTER
I'M SICK OF READING THESE STUPID POSTS, CAN WE STOP ACTING LIKE TWELVE YEAR OLDS FOR ONE MINUTE AND HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION WITHOUT ONE OF YOU TARDS FUCKING IT UP?
HUH?
CAN WE?
NO, WE CAN'T.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SAoVQ THREADS HAS GONE A WEEK WITHOUT A SINGLE REPLY
WHICH ONE IS IT? TAKE A GUESS MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S THIS ONE
I DESIRE NOTHING MORE THAN THE PASSION TO CREATE A POST WORTHY OF BUMPING THIS THREAD
SOME UNBRIDLED FURY CREATED FROM SOME AMUSING OR INSIGNIFICANT PROBLEM THAT AFFECTS ME
AND YET, THAT PASSION IS ABSENT
I'VE BEEN TOO FUCKING CONTENT WITH MY LIFE AT THE MOMENT TO FIND THE ANGER NECESSARY TO CREATE A TRULY FEROCIOUS RANT FIT FOR EXCELLENT THREAD
SO HERE I AM, TYPING UP A STUPID FUCKING POST ABOUT HOW ANGRY I AM AT MYSELF FOR NOT BEING ANGRY,
AND IT'S MAKING ME MAD.
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I'M FUCKING BREAKING OUT NOW BECAUSE >>110 HAD TO FUCKING POST SHIT THAT WAS INCREDIBLY UNVIP! I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE FROM THIS SHIT, GOD DAMN!
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CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR YOUR FRIENDLY, LOCAL WEATHER FORECAST. THIS IS DAN THE WEATHER MAN SIGNING OFF. BACK TO YOU KATE
FUCKSHIT. I HATE REPAIRING COMPUTERS. ESPECIALLY SINCE I AM THE GOTO GUY FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. FUCK YOU ALL WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS GO READ A BOOK AND LEARN HOW TO RECOVER YOUR PRECIOUS PICTURES FROM A LINUX LIVE BOOT, STOP DOWNLOADING PORN AND LEAVE ME ALONE
FOR FUCK SAKES, WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I BE SOCIALABLE. WHY DO I HAVE SUCH LOW SELF CONFIDENCE? WHY AM I BAD WITH GIRLS. GODDAMMIT. I JUST WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP/FUCKBUDDIES AND A SEX LIFE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE NORMAL. I WANT TO BRAG ABOUT THE WOMEN I'VE FUCKED OR THE SHIT I DID LAST WEEKEND LIKE A NORMAL GUY. I'M TURNING 23 NEXT WEEK AND I HAVEN'T DONE JACK SHIT BESIDES MADE OUT WITH SOME GIRL WHEN I WAS PISS DRUNK TWO YEARS AGO. I FEEL LIKE THERE'S NO POINT IN LIVING I'M SO GODDAMN EMBARRASSED JESUS CHRIST.