GOD DAMNIT, MY PENCIL JUST FUCKING BROKE AGAIN. WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE PENCIL ANYWAYS? FUCK THIS SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE AN ERASABLE PEN. PENCILS FUCKING SUCK HEY I'M A LITTLE GRAPHITE LITTLE COCK SUCKER WHO IS WEAK AS SHIT AS MADE OF WOOD AND I CAN'T EVEN STAND A LITTLE PRESSURE BEFORE MY TIP BREAKS PLUS I GET WORN DOWN LIKE A LITTLE FUCKFACE. GOD DAMNIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT PENCIL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SUCK SO BAD. EVEN AFTER I SPEND ABOUT AN HOUR TRYING TO SHARPEN YOU CORRECTLY YOU ALWAYS COME OUT SHITTY WITH LIKE ONE FUCKING SIDE COMPLETELY SHARPENED AND ONE SIDE NOT SHARPENED AT ALL SO I JUST KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING BREAK AND BE A PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMNIT. YOU LITTLE WOOD PIECE OF REGURGITATED FECAL MATTER. I'D RATHER PLAY WITH DOG SHIT THAN USE YOU AGAIN YOU LITTLE FUCK. So I snapped it in half.
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SAoVQ THREADS HAS GONE A WEEK WITHOUT A SINGLE REPLY
WHICH ONE IS IT? TAKE A GUESS MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S THIS ONE
I DESIRE NOTHING MORE THAN THE PASSION TO CREATE A POST WORTHY OF BUMPING THIS THREAD
SOME UNBRIDLED FURY CREATED FROM SOME AMUSING OR INSIGNIFICANT PROBLEM THAT AFFECTS ME
AND YET, THAT PASSION IS ABSENT
I'VE BEEN TOO FUCKING CONTENT WITH MY LIFE AT THE MOMENT TO FIND THE ANGER NECESSARY TO CREATE A TRULY FEROCIOUS RANT FIT FOR EXCELLENT THREAD
SO HERE I AM, TYPING UP A STUPID FUCKING POST ABOUT HOW ANGRY I AM AT MYSELF FOR NOT BEING ANGRY,
AND IT'S MAKING ME MAD.
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I'M FUCKING BREAKING OUT NOW BECAUSE >>110 HAD TO FUCKING POST SHIT THAT WAS INCREDIBLY UNVIP! I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE FROM THIS SHIT, GOD DAMN!
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HEY FOLKS, YOUR LOCAL WEATHER MAN HERE. IT APPEARS THAT WE'VE HAD INTERMITTENT BAD POSTS AND SOME LIGHT RAIN OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS. HOWEVER, THE STORM SEEMS TO BE PASSING. HOPEFULLY SUNNY SKIES AND ADEQUATE BUN~ING WEATHER LIE AHEAD. I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BREAK OUT THOSE SWIMMING TRUNKS!
CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR YOUR FRIENDLY, LOCAL WEATHER FORECAST. THIS IS DAN THE WEATHER MAN SIGNING OFF. BACK TO YOU KATE
FUCKSHIT. I HATE REPAIRING COMPUTERS. ESPECIALLY SINCE I AM THE GOTO GUY FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. FUCK YOU ALL WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS GO READ A BOOK AND LEARN HOW TO RECOVER YOUR PRECIOUS PICTURES FROM A LINUX LIVE BOOT, STOP DOWNLOADING PORN AND LEAVE ME ALONE
FOR FUCK SAKES, WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I BE SOCIALABLE. WHY DO I HAVE SUCH LOW SELF CONFIDENCE? WHY AM I BAD WITH GIRLS. GODDAMMIT. I JUST WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP/FUCKBUDDIES AND A SEX LIFE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE NORMAL. I WANT TO BRAG ABOUT THE WOMEN I'VE FUCKED OR THE SHIT I DID LAST WEEKEND LIKE A NORMAL GUY. I'M TURNING 23 NEXT WEEK AND I HAVEN'T DONE JACK SHIT BESIDES MADE OUT WITH SOME GIRL WHEN I WAS PISS DRUNK TWO YEARS AGO. I FEEL LIKE THERE'S NO POINT IN LIVING I'M SO GODDAMN EMBARRASSED JESUS CHRIST.