FUCKING HELL, WHY THE SHIT DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD? I MEAN, EVEN IF SHE IS SEXY AND ENERGETIC AND POSSIBLY THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD WHO WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME, WHY THE HELL DID IT HAVE TO BE HER? IT FUCKING ANNOYS ME BECAUSE I CAN'T REALISTICALLY SEE HER FOR MOST OF THE YEAR, AND PLUS IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG-ASS TIME BEFORE I CAN FLY BACK TO HER COUNTRY. IN THE MEAN-TIME, I'M GOING TO BE TORTURED BY MEMORIES OF TIMES TOGETHER AND FEELINGS OF LONELINESS. ALSO, I'LL BE STUCK FAPPING TO HENTAI. FUCKING FUCK FUCKERS.