DEAR SWEET JESUS HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A TASTY TURKEY AT EINSTEIN'S? IT IS THE MOST GLORIOUS SANDWHICH THING ON EARTH. THE ONLY WAY TO EAT IT IS WITHOUT THE TOMATO. IF YOU KEEP THE TOMATO IN, THE BAGEL GETS WAY TOO FUCKING BIG AND ITS ALREADY DIFFICULT IT EAT IT WITHOUT HAVING EVERYTHING SPILL EVERYWHERE. YES, THIS HUGE BAGEL IS A MAN'S MEAL. IT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR MY SMALL DICK. THANK YOU ALBERT EINSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR THEORY OF BAGELS.