WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SUN DECIDE TO GO DOWN SO EARLY WHEN I'M OUTSIDE? IT'S LIKE, I'LL BE WALKING ALONG AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN "HELLO WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?", YOU KNOW? THEN I LOOK UP INTO THE SKY, WHICH TAKES ALL GODDAMN DAY THE SKY IS LIKE REALLY FUCKING HIGH UP THERE, AND BOOM! NOTHING. HERE I AM, COLD AND IN THE DARK, AND THAT SON OF A BITCH SUN IS PROBABLY OFF HAVING DRINKS WITH PLUTO AND URANUS. SOMETIMES I WONDER WHO PUT HIM IN CHARGE, THE GUY CAN'T EVEN DO AN EASY 20 HOUR SHIFT OR SOMETHING. IF I WAS THE SUN, WE'D ALL BE LIVING IN CITIES OF FIRE AND SWIMMING IN LAKES OF LAVA, WOULDN'T THAT BE TOTALLY BADASS?