I STUCK MY COCK IN A TUB OF ICE CREAM DO YOU REALIZE HOW COLD THAT IS? WHEN IT WENT IN IT MELTED THE ICE CREAM BUT IT STILL SHRIVELED BACK INTO A PIECE OF FLABBY FUCK THAT WONT COME OUT FOR ANOTHER TWO DAYS UNLESS I TEASE IT WITH SOME OVERWEIGHT TRAILER PARK COUGARS AND JAM MY FINGER STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE HOLE. IT HURTS AND BURNS SO MUCH I JUST STICK IT IN ICE CREAM THUS LEADING ME IN A NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF HOLY SHIT.