HOLY FUCK I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU YOU GIGANTIC PIECE OF HELL. I DUMP HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS INTO COMPLETELY REPLACING THE ELECTRONICS IN YOU AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOUR FUCKING FRETS SUDDENLY START WEARING DOWN AT A POSITIVELY UNHEARD OF RATE AND THE SWITCH STILL CRACKLES EVEN THOUGH I'VE PULLED IT OUT AND CLEANED IT THREE TIMES THIS GODDAMNED WEEK ALONE. AND DON'T EVEN MAKE ME THINK ABOUT YOUR POSITIVELY HORRID TUNERS, GOD JESUS. I LITERALLY BEND ONE GODDAMNED NOTE AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE REGISTERING 20 CENTS FLAT AND IT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE HOLY FUCK I COULD SWEAR THEY MADE THE GEARS OUT OF LEAD OR SOMETHING CONSIDERING THEY HAPPILY SLACKEN THE SECOND I SO MUCH AS GLANCE SIDEWAYS AT YOU