It is an auspicious day today out here in VIPcouver where the 2010 Winter VIPLYMPICS are about to be underway! Today we have one competition: The Alpine Boon!

In this competition teams will compete to see who can boon down this gigantic snowy hill the fastest. It is very steep out there!

The 2010 Winter VIPLYMPICS is a rare spectacle in that any number of teams may compete independently throughout the day right here in this thread! The winner will be decided at the end of the day by time or by the judge's scoring (depending on the competition).

Now let's watch!